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faybaybay • 1 September 2012 at 7:07 PM

@goku
Oops forgot to do a paragraph!
Umm don't really know how to do a paragraph, tell me if this doesn't count but im going to list a whole bunch of things my friends & I did at 3AM.
We were randomly prank calling people & I can list a few conversations

me: Hello ( note, im talking in a VERY deep voice, im actually a girl )
lady: Hello
me: how are you:
my friend ( in the backround) : BILLY GET OFF THE PHONE
me: DAD! one more minute! YOU NEVER LET ME TALK ON THE PHONE.
my friend: BILLY MY BOSS IS GUNNA CALL SOON
me: DAD THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO FRIENDS.
Lady: Hello?
me: Hey whats up?
lady: Nothing, how about you?
me: Sitting by the fire
Lady: cool
me: while eating fondue
lady: ohh is it good?
me: Swag. swag. swag on you. Sitting by the fire while we're eatin' fondue. If I was yo boyfriend i'd never let you go. I'd keep you in my arms girl. You'd never be alone"
lady: (laughing ) Ohhh I see
my friend: BILLY WHO YOU SINGIN TO
me: DAD STOP IM SERENADING SOMEONE
My friend: BILLY DON'T MAKE ME GO IN YOUR ROOM & TAKE AWAY YOUR POLLY POCKETS
Me: DAD I TOLD YOU IN 38 NOW I DON'T NEED NO POLLY POCKETS
Lady: ( still laughing ) & hangs up

goku • 1 September 2012 at 7:09 PM

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bunnynw • 2 September 2012 at 1:07 AM

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tikimaki • 2 September 2012 at 1:10 AM

@goku Me wanna join

goku • 2 September 2012 at 1:10 AM

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1992firebirdgirl • 2 September 2012 at 1:14 AM

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tikimaki • 2 September 2012 at 1:16 AM

@goku

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hay7199 • 2 September 2012 at 1:24 AM

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tikimaki • 2 September 2012 at 1:43 AM

@goku

You want a joke read this list...

10 Reasons Not To Jog

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.



LOL! XD 😋 Made me laugh

goku • 2 September 2012 at 12:46 PM

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whispers • 2 September 2012 at 12:55 PM

@goko
ME 8D

alannah • 2 September 2012 at 12:55 PM

@goku
Umm this isn't really a paragraph, but it's funny XD

One Sunday at Church a little 6 year old girl raises her hand and says:
Little Girl:*Raises hand*
Sunday School Teacher:Yes?
Little Girl: Didn't JONAH Swallow the Whale?
Sunday School Teahcer says: No, people can't swallow whales.
Little Girl: I'm asking Jonah when I go to heaven.
Sunday School Teacher: What if Jonah Went to Hell?
Little Girl: Then you ask him.

goku • 2 September 2012 at 1:00 PM

@alannah

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lexicon • 2 September 2012 at 1:13 PM

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goku • 2 September 2012 at 1:16 PM

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lexicon • 2 September 2012 at 1:24 PM

@goku Yay fights to the death! What is going on today?

goku • 2 September 2012 at 1:29 PM

@kimichanx3

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sstwins • 2 September 2012 at 1:35 PM

@goku Can I join?

lexicon • 2 September 2012 at 2:55 PM

@goku

It's not really random, but hopefully it makes you laugh & I don't die 😊

Okay so...
There was once a man who wanted to break up with his annoying girlfriend, but she did everything he asked her to do without complain, so he really had no reason to leave her. One morning he decided today would be the day, so asks her to make him breakfast. He wanted two eggs - one boiled and one scrambled. So she went downstairs, prepared his meal dutifully, and presented the plate to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, I can't believe she actually did it... I have to do something quick or I'll be stuck with her for the rest of my life!" So he proceeded to flip the table and screamed at her, "YOU SCREWED THE WHOLE THING UP! HOW DARE YOU BOIL THE WRONG EGG!"

Erm, hides under rock.

sanibel_18 • 2 September 2012 at 2:57 PM

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goku • 2 September 2012 at 2:58 PM

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sanibel_18 • 2 September 2012 at 3:04 PM

@goku this isn't a paragraph, but it's funny.X3

GIRL: doctor doctor! i can see in to the future!
DOCTOR: when did you start doing that?
GIRL: since next Tuesday.

i know more funny and random jokes that i can tell.xD

hay7199 • 2 September 2012 at 3:04 PM

A random fat cat walks up and seen a mouse.

Cat: Hello my dear food- I mean mouse.

Minnie Mouse: Hello Mr.Cat. Would you like to learn the- AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Glomp*

Cat: *Eats her*

Random Kid: *Kicks cat*

Cat: OH MY GLOB! LSP!

Lumpy Space Princess Appers: DONT TOUCH THESE LUMPS!

Cat/LSP/Random Kid: Cant touch these lumps! No, cant touch em!

Finn: Cant touch this human! Cant touch him!

Jake: *Makes out with random Dolpin*

Finn and Fire Princess: *Smooch*

PB(Princess Bubblegum) : *Runs away crying* FINN! I LOVEDED YOU. BUT YOU BETRAYED THIS BUBBLEGUM!

Finn: >: D HAHAHAHA

Ice King: Ice King! Get out of my bod! *Punches Finn*

Fire Princess: You mean I kissed ICE KING?!?!?! *Dies*

Ice King (Finn) : NOOOOOOO *kills himself*

Finn (Ice King) : Haha! Bubblegum is all mine now!

Jake: *Eats Fin (Ice king) *

@Goku

cat • 2 September 2012 at 3:05 PM

@hay7199 You called? 😃

hay7199 • 2 September 2012 at 3:05 PM

@Cat Meow? 0.0?

cat • 2 September 2012 at 3:07 PM

@hay7199

(Quote😊

Cat: Hello my dear food- I mean mouse.

Minnie Mouse: Hello Mr.Cat. Would you like to learn the- AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Glomp*

Cat: *Eats her*


xD


WAIT. Mr. Cat? Nevermind O_O

hay7199 • 2 September 2012 at 3:08 PM

@Cat LOL XDDD

newlife • 2 September 2012 at 3:12 PM

@goku
Me 😸

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