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harrypotter123698 • 5 April 2011 at 7:08 PM
I ruined a gardenknome because thats just the way it is XD LOL đ
Deleted • 5 April 2011 at 8:35 PM
May 3rd, blue. đ
isis • 6 April 2011 at 12:54 AM
@dawnfur whahahaha x'DI especially like your friend's one...đ
cubexline • 6 April 2011 at 12:56 AM
wow i've found a lot of sick/wrong b-days O_O rofl! edit: heres one O_o August 15 other ive found a funny one with Ian O_O đ
Deleted • 6 April 2011 at 3:21 PM
@isis hahahahaha thanks XD
isis • 6 April 2011 at 3:26 PM
@cubexline haha, burning infants is very mean you know...đ
leopardclaws • 6 April 2011 at 5:35 PM
ME:I slept next to a lantern because thats just the way it is.My sister:I loved an infant because it looks like I got slapped in the face.My mom:I ruined king kong because im worth being compared with you.my dad: nooo! i forgot his birthday!Let's do me with my sweat shirt instead of a shirt!Me: I slept next to a lantern because the grass outside likes me
thepells4 • 7 April 2011 at 6:40 AM
Today's date is...I slapped the whole world because I was bored. xDHere's mine:I played chess with the whole world becasue the rgass outside likes me. What the freak???? xD
mich • 8 April 2011 at 2:49 AM
@thepells4, good idea!!Todays date is...I slapped een bottle beer because that's my hobby.
qwaszx • 27 April 2011 at 3:02 PM
Todays date... I slapped my cat because the grass outside likes me. đą how mean! XDMom: Okay her's is WRONG. Not gonna say it. November 24 White.
thepells4 • 27 April 2011 at 3:36 PM
I'm jsut gonna make up some funny pointless sentences using the first page. xDI slapped Ian becasue it's my hobby.I played chess with my grandma because I'm confused.I burned myself because I'm confused.I got killed by my cat because I love Barbies.I got drunk with a toilet because I talk to trees.I texted with Ian because I was boredI slept next to black slippers with the Brazillian flag on them because I'm in love. (My crush is from Brazil so that makes sense to me. xD)These made me LOL xD
mlomm • 27 April 2011 at 3:43 PM
I SLEPT NEXT TO MY BEST FRIEND BECAUSE I LOVE BARBIE!!!!!
isis • 27 April 2011 at 3:43 PM
@thepells4 1: MEAN đ2: yeah who doesn't...đ3: uh.......then you were VERY confused XD4: LOL5: that's just weird xD6: yeah I do that everyday đ (jk)7: so...you love your slippers??? O_oThey made me LOL too xD
thepells4 • 27 April 2011 at 3:45 PM
@Isis 1. Ikr? đ2. I'm pretty sure anyone who has a life. xD3. Yeah, that's a good guess.4. Yeah, apprently the person's cat doesn't like Barbies. >.>5. EXACTLY. đ *Muhahahahahaaaa!*6. Ikr? It's fun to text that guy. xD How'd I get his number? Oh, yeah... *steps away slowly from Ian's fornt door* xD7. *faceaplm* NO I DO NOT LOVE MY SLIPPERS... But they were Brazillian slippers and my crush is form Brazil and it reminds me of him. đ
isis • 27 April 2011 at 3:55 PM
@thepells41: HAHA *rofl*2:Like me 8)3: *burning* AH I AM CONFUSED TOO!4: THEN I LOVE THAT CAT! But I love all cats đ¸5: Uh...yeah...*slowly walks away from you* đ6: LOL, I did that the same way! Poor Ian...I also stole some of his CC xD7: Sure...but why are you sleeping next to the slippers and not the person then...? đ
qwaszx • 27 April 2011 at 4:03 PM
My mom and my Aunts are wrong...Mom: November 24 whiteAunt: September 24 orange
rabbitwanter • 27 April 2011 at 4:14 PM
I got drunk with a candy bcuz dats mai hobby...YEP!!!! xDhaha jk đ
spenser_dog_123 • 27 April 2011 at 4:33 PM
My dog's is: I burned a cow because it looks like I got hit in the face.Kind of sounds like something my dog would actually do xD
asa • 27 April 2011 at 5:03 PM
I burned a relaxed tree because I talk to trees.FAIL. xD
syndrome • 27 April 2011 at 5:46 PM
I woke up next to Qesque (weird) Because the grass outside likes me (I hope that never really happens)
Deleted • 28 April 2011 at 2:16 AM
I got drunk with a gardengnome because that's the way it is
syndrome • 28 April 2011 at 8:17 AM
September 3 and you are wearing a blue shirt
isis • 18 October 2011 at 4:18 PM
This needs a bump đ
pizza5pizza5 • 18 October 2011 at 4:21 PM
I played soccer outside because the grass likes me! Lol đ
Deleted • 18 October 2011 at 4:23 PM
I played soccer with Qesque because the grass outside likes me.At least it sorta makes sense...in a weird way...
isis • 18 October 2011 at 4:27 PM
I texted with myself because that's my hobby That's my sentence atm o___OI feel so friendless xD
pizza5pizza5 • 18 October 2011 at 4:28 PM
@qwerty732797July 25th, grey!
james-bond • 18 October 2011 at 4:29 PM
I got killed by the whole world because it looks like I got hit in my face.D:
pizza5pizza5 • 18 October 2011 at 4:31 PM
@isisoh.....my....god.MY SENTENCE IS: I woke up next to me best friend because because I'm in love.I feel like i shouldnt say that now.... its October 18th, and my shirt is orange Aeropostale XD
isis • 18 October 2011 at 4:31 PM
@james-bond awww âšī¸@pizza5pizza5 haha rofl XD