Make funny/weird/AWESOME sentences with your birthday and the shirt you are wearing! =D

james-bond • 18 October 2011 at 4:34 PM

☹️ Oh well. Everyone remember my birthday is the 7th of January! 😉 Let's just hope that I don't get killed by the whole world because it looked like I got hit in my face. Well, you might hope that, but other people might not, well I dunno yeah, but just remember my birthday.

toy • 18 October 2011 at 4:38 PM

I loved my grandma Because I talk to trees

moomoomilk24 • 18 October 2011 at 8:47 PM

I slapped a street litter bin because I love ladybugs XD

rosey77 • 18 October 2011 at 8:50 PM

I got killed by black slippers with the Brazilion flag on them because I like barbie. 0_o

balletninja • 18 October 2011 at 8:51 PM

I kinda don't wanna share mine...

rosey77 • 18 October 2011 at 8:52 PM

@balletninja For personal information or you don't like yours?

balletninja • 18 October 2011 at 8:53 PM

@rosey77 It is really bad.... Funny but REALLY bad.

taffy789 • 18 October 2011 at 8:54 PM

I ruined my grandma Because that's just the way it is


O_O
I'm scard for my Grandma. D:

rosey77 • 18 October 2011 at 8:54 PM

@balletninja Like... innapropriate? :/ Let me guess, September something?

@taffy789 Poor Grandma.

balletninja • 18 October 2011 at 8:58 PM

I slept next to Ian because that's the way it is...

katrinafugs • 18 October 2011 at 8:59 PM

I ruined my life after i punched my teacher in the faze lol XD

trish • 18 October 2011 at 9:07 PM

My sentence is quite inappropriate too. :x
@isis Bet you got this from Facebook? XD

isis • 19 October 2011 at 1:24 AM

@trish haha, no, I didn't, but there are probably a lot of these things there 😉
AND WHY DON'T YOU TELL IT? xD

Deleted • 19 October 2011 at 1:27 AM

@Isis

I ruined a fridge because I don't shave myself XD

isis • 19 October 2011 at 1:29 AM

@nighthowl that doesn't make any sense XD

Deleted • 19 October 2011 at 1:30 AM

I Slapped a Surfboard because I don't shave myself.

LOL. xD Why'd I do that?!

Deleted • 19 October 2011 at 1:33 AM

@Isis I know and my cat is

I got drunk with Ian because the grass outside likes me xD

Sasha is a grey cat so she has a grey shirt ❤️

My dogs are

I texted with Ian because I am nobel xD

james-bond • 19 October 2011 at 2:35 AM

@balletninja
wow that is scary...

inkstep • 19 October 2011 at 11:23 AM

I slapped a guinnie pig b/c the grass outside likes me
WTF!?

meixiaotian • 19 October 2011 at 1:06 PM

I loved the street litter bin because the grass outside likes me.

maineen • 19 October 2011 at 1:07 PM

I got drunk with cheese because I was bored😋

aqua67 • 19 October 2011 at 7:11 PM

I texted with a flatscreen TV because I was BORED!

(random 😊 )

rawrcookies08 • 19 October 2011 at 7:14 PM

Lol, I slapped a spoon because it's my hobby.

@moomoomilk24 OMG our birthdays are only a day away

cirrus • 19 October 2011 at 7:17 PM

I woke up next to a cucumber because i am worth to be compared with you.

Deleted • 19 October 2011 at 7:35 PM

Ummmmm....
Apparently I got drunk with Ian....because the grass likes me O_o

nanami • 19 October 2011 at 7:38 PM

I slept next to myself Because the grass outside likes me xD *lol*

cqpkytty • 19 October 2011 at 7:38 PM

I walked away with my grandma because I don't shave myself.

zafeyry • 21 October 2011 at 10:04 PM

I played chess with a spoon because the grass outside likes me.