Corrupt a Wish

sparklefox • 17 November 2013 at 4:00 PM

@barbyka

Granted, but a bunch of fanboys/girls run up to you in a huge mob and kill you. 😋

I wish for something.

barbyka • 17 November 2013 at 4:19 PM

@sparklefox

Granted. That something turns out to be an elephant and it landed on top of you 😊


I wish I wouldn't have to sleep.

freeze • 18 November 2013 at 6:53 PM

@barbyka
Granted, but you get abducted by a rainbow into the city of dreams.

I wish my homework would *poof* away.

ilovedoctorwho • 18 November 2013 at 7:02 PM

@freeze Granted, but you have no explanation for where all your homework has gone and you're sent to the office for it and then the principal destroys you in anger... Got a little bit off track there XP

sparklefox • 19 November 2013 at 11:06 AM

@ilovedoctorwho - You didn't wish for anything, so there's nothing to corrupt. You get nothing.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

aedia • 19 November 2013 at 4:07 PM

Granted, although since there is nothing specified within the wish, it is in itself useless even if not corruptible, and thus it is in a way corrupted without being corrupted (if that makes sense). 😱 😉

I wish I could travel across the Himalayas and find a real Yeti. 😋

bookw0rm • 20 November 2013 at 8:59 PM

@aedia
Granted, but then it ate you.

I wish I got straight As.

sparklefox • 21 November 2013 at 2:24 AM

Granted. Wait, did you say straight As? I thought you said straight Fs... Ooops...

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish. Wait, what?

barbyka • 21 November 2013 at 10:07 AM

Granted! You see a falling star. Oh, no. It actually aliens and they kidnap you! XD

I wish I could understand all world languages.

sparklefox • 21 November 2013 at 12:05 PM

Granted. People swear at you in all different languages, and you could understand them. Sadly, they're making fun of you, too.

I wish for my Mo to hatch.

animallover94 • 21 November 2013 at 12:23 PM

Granted, but then a glitch causes it to disappear.

I wish it was Summer

sparklefox • 21 November 2013 at 12:35 PM

Granted, but it gets so hot, everything you touch burns you.

I wish for it to be colder.

animallover94 • 21 November 2013 at 2:02 PM

Granted, but it gets so cold you die of hypothermia

I wish I had a pet parrot

barbyka • 21 November 2013 at 2:12 PM

Granted. But it finds a mate and leaves for Africa (or wherever they're from 😋).

I wish I wouldn't have to do any chores.

sparklefox • 21 November 2013 at 3:44 PM

Granted, but everyone else doesn't want to do them, so your house gets so messy you're unable to live in it.

I wish for tomorrow to be Saturday.

barbyka • 23 November 2013 at 8:44 AM

Granted. Enjoy it because there won't be anymore Saturdays for the rest of your life.

I wish for a kitty.

bookw0rm • 23 November 2013 at 10:34 AM

@kisamari
Granted, but the elastic mutates from your kitty disease and eats you.

I wish I got abducted by a rainbow unicorn again!

lucid • 28 November 2013 at 5:28 PM

@bookw0rm
Granted, but you are never seen again, and had died from the kitty disease.

I wish to be a magical girl.

freeze • 29 November 2013 at 2:25 PM

@lucid
Granted, but after today you're regular again.

I wish for a hug 😃

sparklefox • 29 November 2013 at 3:58 PM

@freeze - Granted. I hug you, but now you're infected by the kitty disease I caught. Sorry...

I wish for poison, so I could drink it.

imcool12328 • 6 December 2013 at 2:21 PM

@sparklefox, granted, but the poison makes you fall asleep.

I wish it would be raining cats.

wolphire • 7 December 2013 at 1:51 AM

@imcool12328

Granted, but they maul your eyes.

I wish my headache would disappear.

Deleted • 7 December 2013 at 2:18 AM

@wolphire

Granted, but now you have a stomach ache instead.

I wish I had a tail.

snowbunny • 7 December 2013 at 2:23 AM

granted but now it hits you on the face when you turn around
I wish I wasnt so bored D: @whitescales

wolphire • 7 December 2013 at 2:24 AM

@snowbunny

Granted, but now you are an international fugitive

I wish for a pony.

Deleted • 7 December 2013 at 2:27 AM

@wolphire
Granted but it has rabies.

I wish I could sleep.

snowbunny • 7 December 2013 at 2:36 AM

@whitescales granted but you slept for a 100000000000 years
I wish i can eat cupcakes

disneyland • 7 December 2013 at 4:04 AM

@snowbunny

Granted, but they are flavorless.

I wish I could meet Johnny Depp 😊

sarahzafirah • 7 December 2013 at 6:18 AM

@faerie_eclair_mallow

Granted, but he needs to leave early because of a meeting.

I wish I could have CaveCash. 😋

safikei • 7 December 2013 at 7:56 AM

@sarahzafirah
Granted, but then you remembered you owed someone 1,000 CC and had to give it to them.

I wish I could go back in time.