Corrupt a Wish

meta_knight_lover • 24 December 2013 at 11:00 AM

@spiritkoi

Granted, but now there's no fun in the world. D:

I wish for 100 million EC! 8D

spiritkoi • 24 December 2013 at 11:01 AM

@meta_knight_lover Granted, but the SAR center demands donations, and you have to give it all away...

I wish wishes came true outside of EggCave.

tyuio_k50 • 26 December 2013 at 10:51 PM

Ooh, love this game. I used to play it all the time on the Newer Super Mario Bros. Wii forums, much fun.

@spiritkoi
Granted, but nothing outside of EggCave exists.

I wish for nothing.

sparklefox • 27 December 2013 at 4:02 AM

Granted. You get the word nothing. It wants to kill you.

I wish to be invincible.

spiritkoi • 28 December 2013 at 10:06 AM

@sparklefox Granted, but now you are an old woman named Invincible.

I wish I knew to what extent the human brain can work.

lucid • 29 December 2013 at 7:58 PM

@meta_knight_lover
Granted, but in order to have world peace, the world is destroyed so there would be no more fightng 😊

I wish to marry a window.

spiritkoi • 29 December 2013 at 8:16 PM

@lucid Granted, but a boy throws a baseball through your window.

I wish I could wish a wish that made everybody's wishes come true! 😋

meta_knight_lover • 29 December 2013 at 8:49 PM

@spiritkoi Granted, but it confused the wish machine so now everyone gets their anti-wishes granted. D:

I wish for a fish~

kuma • 29 December 2013 at 8:51 PM

@meta_knight_lover Granted, but the fish in true is the perry the platypus with a fish costume

I wish fly in a green unicorn

lucid • 29 December 2013 at 9:08 PM

@kuma
Granted, but the green unicorn thinks you're yummy.

I wish to be the embodiment of epicness.

ilovedoctorwho • 29 December 2013 at 9:15 PM

Granted but that princess you embody is evil and kills everyone (hehe, murderous royalty!)

I wish I had a phone (lost mine)...

sparklefox • 2 January 2014 at 3:45 PM

Granted. The phone breaks as soon as you touch it.

I wish for Espurr to exist in real life.

placevalue • 4 January 2014 at 9:06 AM

Granted, but they take over the human race.

I wish that I was a superhero.

sparklefox • 4 January 2014 at 12:18 PM

Granted, but a villian takes away your superhero powers.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

veroncio • 24 February 2014 at 11:03 PM

@sparklefox granted! since THAT was your wish, your wishes are over

I wish to travel through time

sparklefox • 25 February 2014 at 2:02 AM

@veroncio - Granted. You travel back to the time when the Spinosaurus was alive, and it ate you.

I wish that sanity was underrated.

veroncio • 25 February 2014 at 2:26 AM

@sparklefox granted, but then the governor of your state (one of the president's dog) decides dog treats is the only acceptable food in the state, and you will NEVER eat a cake again because rocks don't want to cook anymore

I wish I could clean my room by just thinking about it

sparklefox • 25 February 2014 at 2:30 AM

@veroncio - Granted, but the power only works on Mondays at 5:30pm.

I wish for another bunny apocalypse.

leafyos • 25 February 2014 at 4:51 PM

OK NVM

sparklefox • 26 February 2014 at 2:21 AM

@leafyos - Granted. You get... nothing.

I wish for a pet killer bunny.

barbyka • 26 February 2014 at 4:43 AM

@sparklefox

Granted. But he kills everyone on earth except you.

I wish I could understand animals.

mastergemma • 26 February 2014 at 5:57 AM

@barbyka
Granted but they didn't like how you could understand them and plotted against you


I wish it could snow where I live

ahgirltc • 26 February 2014 at 6:07 AM

@mastergemma

Sadly, the whole area you are living in was buried under metres of snow.

I wish anime characters are real.

barbyka • 26 February 2014 at 7:38 AM

@ahgirltc

Granted. But now humans are only characters in comics.

I wish I had a pet shark.

sparklefox • 26 February 2014 at 11:26 AM

@barbyka - Granted, but you had nowhere to put it. So, you had to let it go.

I wish for Ark to be a real place.

leafyos • 26 February 2014 at 11:33 AM

@sparklefox Granted. but ark has been bombed by americans
>😃

I wish for a button that destroys MARS oh i mean Jb {im sorry jb lovers this is a game}

sparklefox • 26 February 2014 at 1:56 PM

@leafyos - Granted, but the button accidently destroys me. And Mars. D:<

I wish Conker the Squirrel was real. 😸

mastergemma • 27 February 2014 at 12:32 AM

@sparklefox
granted but Conker turned out to be as big as Godzilla

sparklefox • 27 February 2014 at 2:06 AM

@mastergemma - Watch out, it's Godzilla Conker! And he has a frying pan!

Granted, but you didn't make a wish.

I wish for a pet Bob-omb.

mastergemma • 27 February 2014 at 5:05 AM

... And that's why I don't go on EggCave half dead XD

@sparklefox

Granted but it blew you up

I wish I could fly