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ashlinnhi • 29 April 2014 at 3:16 AM
HELLO all comedians! Welcome to the Joke Club! #THEJC Soooooooo... crack all the jokes you want over here! We'll probably have contests and stuff every now and then... any way, it'll be fun! đ Ping me or dear ol' @silverknight01/ @school600 if you want to join!MODS:@AshlinNhi@silverknight01@school600MEMBERS SO FAR:@charm556 @alliainen@poe@cutiecupcake@school600@windchill@xoxo5959@werewolf@narvix@appleblizzardđ
silverknight01 • 29 April 2014 at 7:37 AM
xD lets get it started in here! PINGS: @alliainen@magickitten6464@poe@charm556@shun-m
vespira • 29 April 2014 at 7:48 AM
@silverknight01 I see you like to randomly ping me.XDWell, now that I'm here, what's happening?((:
alliainen • 29 April 2014 at 8:12 AM
Wow, I just randomly came here through livepulse, and then noticed I was pinged... đ @silverknight01 Sure I'll join!
silverknight01 • 29 April 2014 at 8:29 AM
@charm556yep, I just REALLY like your username xDwell, right now I'm recruiting comedians for the Joke club! Interested? @alliainengreat! welcome to the club! đ¸
alliainen • 29 April 2014 at 8:36 AM
I'm an expert in blonde jokes, sorry all blondes đ
vespira • 29 April 2014 at 8:45 AM
@silverknight01 Aww. You like my user name? *inserts oh stop it you meme here*I don't see why not.XD Though whether you guys get a kick from my jokes or not is entirely on your parts.((:
ashlinnhi • 29 April 2014 at 10:51 PM
@charm556 @alliainen You're in! Pings: (sorry)@werewolf@poe@windchill
poe • 30 April 2014 at 2:13 AM
@ashlinnhi @silverknight01Pinged twice and it took me hours and hours to get here. LOLBut I have arrived, commence partying!I'm in!
ashlinnhi • 30 April 2014 at 2:27 AM
Alright... FIRST JOKE:Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.There are alot of good ones herre: http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/Jokes.php
vespira • 30 April 2014 at 3:00 AM
Oooh! I got one!A man steps into a cab and asks the driver: "Hey, you got room for some pizza and a couple of beers?"The driver replies, "Yeah."The man then says: "Good." Before he throws up on the seat and runs away.XD
ashlinnhi • 30 April 2014 at 3:08 AM
@charm556 ugh... poor driver đ Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?A. Lost.
silverknight01 • 30 April 2014 at 8:46 AM
@poexD well, welcome to the club!
olimpt • 30 April 2014 at 2:46 PM
Q. Whats brown and sticky?A. A stick.I'm so punny.
alliainen • 30 April 2014 at 6:08 PM
Blonde was baking a cake. She decided to double the amounts of the ingredients to make a bigger a cake. A bit later her boyfriend got a desperate call.Blonde: ''I can't bake my cake!''Boy: ''Why?''Blonde: ''The oven only warms up to 250 C and I need 400 C!'' - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Did you get it? đ
oscines • 30 April 2014 at 9:00 PM
@Silvernight01 can i join?
ashlinnhi • 1 May 2014 at 1:33 AM
@alliainen XD @cutiecupcake of course you can! đPoliceman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
sakuravixen • 1 May 2014 at 7:51 AM
@ashlinnhi @silverknight01Can I join?
silverknight01 • 1 May 2014 at 9:05 AM
@school600 Sure you can! xD
alliainen • 1 May 2014 at 4:35 PM
@ashlinnhi Great XD I'm gonna tell you another blonde one... I think this one is great x) And I don't want to upset any real life blondes, do tell if it bothers you and I'll tell different jokes đBlonde was driving along, when she got pulled over by a cop.Police: ''This is a routine check up, please show me your drivers license.''Blonde: ''What is that?'' She asked, bewildered.Police: ''Umm... It's a small rectangular-shaped object, and it has your picture on it.''Blonde started rummaging through her purse, and after a while she found something. She looked at it, turned it over in her hand, and then her face brightened up.Blonde: ''Here you go!'' She handed the object over. The policeman took it and looked at it.Police: ''GASP! Why didn't you tell me you are an officer too! Have a good day!''
windchill • 1 May 2014 at 4:45 PM
@ashlinnhi Could I join? I've got a joke,Q: How do you drown a Hipster? A: In the mainstream!
xoxo5959 • 1 May 2014 at 4:47 PM
@ashlinnhi @silverknight01 OM MY GOD CAN I JOIN đ
silverknight01 • 1 May 2014 at 5:36 PM
@xoxo5959 of coarse! xDwelcome to the club!What do you call a guy who never farts in public?A PRIVATE TUTOR!#THEJC
ashlinnhi • 2 May 2014 at 1:58 AM
good one coming up! Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
werewolf • 2 May 2014 at 6:46 AM
could join?@ashlinnhiFirst joke What happens when you shake your family tree?All the nuts fall out.Second:What do you think when you see the names of lovers carved into a tree?I wonder why so many people bring knives and sharp thing with them on a date.
sakuravixen • 2 May 2014 at 7:03 AM
OK first one:3 monsters were walking in a desert. The met a magician and a magic slide. He tells them whatever they say while sliding down the slide, if they say any type of liquid, they will land in the liquid they called out. The first monster slides down and shouts: ORANGE JUICE! He lands in a puddle of orange juice. The second monster slides down and shouts: DIET COKE! He lands in a puddle of diet coke. The last monster(FUNNY PART!) slides down the slide and shouts: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! He lands in a puddle of... *very loud laughter* OK, I think you'll know what happened. *more loud laughter*@ashlinnhi@silverknight01
alliainen • 2 May 2014 at 1:34 PM
Finnish, Swedish, and a Norwegian were visiting London, and decided to compete in swimming over the canal to France.The Norwegian was the first one to turn back only after 500 meters. Swede had stamina for 5 kilometers, then he forfeited.The Finn just swam and swam, on and on... When there was just one kilometer left to swim, he stopped. ''Oh shoot, that's too far!''And he turned around to swim back to London.đ
ashlinnhi • 2 May 2014 at 11:37 PM
@school600 haha lol i know that one! @alliainen um... I'm not sure I get that one? @werewolf XD#THEJCThere was a kid named Joey and he couldn't add, so when they had a test on addition he copied off John's paper. When he was finished with the test his teacher said: Joey why did you copy off John's paper?Joey: I didn't.Teacher: Yes you did.Joey: How did you know?Teacher: I knew because when John wrote, "I don't know," on question #6, you wrote, "me neither."
alliainen • 3 May 2014 at 4:52 PM
@ashlinnhi The Finnish had already swam like 30 kilometers and when there was only a little bit left, he deemed it was too far and turned around to swim back đ_______________Now for this joke a little bit of backround info... We finns like to make jokes about swedish, in those they are the stupid ones... They are our arch rivals! đ Here's the joke...A man was rowing, counting at the same time: One, two, three four...Well, God noticed him, a decided to play around a little bit. He removed the right half of the mans brains, and to his amusement, the man started counting: One, three, five, seven...Next He returned the right half and removed left, and the man counted: Two, four, six, eight...God laughed and removed the right half again, not returning the left side, and the man started counting: Ett, tvĂĽ, tre, fyra...___________Ahaha đ Those are the first four numbers in swedish xDD
sakuravixen • 3 May 2014 at 8:24 PM
@alliainen I think I get it! The right controls the even numbers and the left controls the odd! I'm not sure about the swedish numbers though....But, I've got another joke!Cat No.1: Hi, who are you?Cat No.2: Mittens. And yours?CN1: Shim. I wish there was something between us.CN2: What is it?CN1: A wall...