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bang14982 • 5 April 2015 at 9:35 PM
I have a few pens and tiny lamp.
jestercandy • 6 April 2015 at 7:12 PM
a bowl of chocolate chips π
peachycupcake525 • 16 April 2015 at 8:04 AM
I have a tiny timer and couch. I really think I'm dead.
karenna19 • 16 April 2015 at 6:24 PM
I don't think a blanket will help me π Well, maybe I could throw it on the Zombie and distract/disorient it while I run away? haha
fiamma • 17 April 2015 at 10:32 PM
My cat is to my left... I must use the power of cuteness!!! π
werewolf • 17 April 2015 at 11:02 PM
I got a door suppose I could slam it in the zombies face?
brenna_hogan • 18 April 2015 at 11:14 PM
McDonald's French fries!!!!! Yeahhh!! Awesome weapon!
animalz • 25 April 2015 at 7:35 PM
"A book of puns and my iPad. Both could be useful.Why a book of puns could be useful: CONSTANT PUNS!!! SCARE HIM AWAY WITH CONSTANT PUNS. OR DISTRACT HIM WHILE I GET MIKE SCHMIDT WHICH I WILL NOW CALL KING O' PUNS FOR THIS POST, WHO, YOU GUESSED IT, WILL READ THE PUNS TO THE ZOMBIE WHILE I RUN AWAY!"* while running* "BYE MIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!..."(Mike's reaction) "Wait WHAT?!?!? NO! COME BACK AND HELP ME FIGHT THIS ZOMBIE!!!! PLEASE?!?!? YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!! COME BACK!!!"*runs back*"OR,"(Mike's reaction) "thank you, now please, GET HIM OFF ME!!"*kicks zombie*(Mike's reaction) "thanks""We could make the zombie play Five Nights At Freddy's on my iPad! He'll be so scared he won't realise that me and Mike will have run from the house after setting fire to the place with Mike's lighter!"(Mike's reaction) "I don't have a lighter...""WELL WHY NOT?!?!?! I TOLD YOU, I SAID, THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING SO HAVE A LIGHTER READY! BUT DID YOU LISTEN? NO! What do you guys think?
iceiceice • 25 April 2015 at 8:00 PM
Eyeliner. I guess it could be a stabbing tool.
animallover94 • 25 April 2015 at 9:01 PM
I have a can of soda to the left of me on my desk...I could try to drown it, I guess.
iceiceice • 25 April 2015 at 11:05 PM
Dumbell.not too bad
ida92 • 3 May 2015 at 1:34 PM
Headphones... It's not the best weapon..
brenna_hogan • 3 May 2015 at 11:16 PM
TV remote and a pillow! I could pause and mute him with the remote and wack him to death with the pillow. It may take a while though...
iceiceice • 4 May 2015 at 12:06 AM
A textbook π Feaar maaathhh...!!
Deleted • 4 May 2015 at 12:55 AM
Car keys.Just get in the car and RUN!
brenna_hogan • 4 May 2015 at 8:19 AM
You mean drive....@loveicepop
Deleted • 4 May 2015 at 6:00 PM
@brenna_hogan Yep.Toilet paper. I going to die!
brenna_hogan • 4 May 2015 at 6:02 PM
Pillow and my sister. Good thing she's a black belt in karate!
leslieme • 4 May 2015 at 6:28 PM
Xbox controller, it's gonna be hard to play with it imbedded in that zombies head but hey, I'll manage.
kittyklaus • 4 May 2015 at 6:49 PM
A laptop, some wires, my dad's phone, papers and pencils.bash the zombie with the laptop, strangle the zombie with the wires and throw the pencils in it's eyes. And take a video at the same time so people will have evidence that i survived a zombie attack.
Deleted • 4 May 2015 at 7:52 PM
A blanket and a couch. Hide!!
iceiceice • 6 May 2015 at 11:03 PM
a pencil sharpener!
kschr26 • 7 May 2015 at 7:11 AM
I got some matches and a chocolate bar, well I guess I could set him on fire, and then run away while enjoying the chocolateπΈ
Deleted • 7 May 2015 at 6:19 PM
A printer and a computer. THE INTERNET!!!!
iceiceice • 8 May 2015 at 12:01 AM
Lotion O_O
Deleted • 8 May 2015 at 1:43 AM
a chair i am goin to pick it up and throw it so i dnt know if im dead@iceiceice ur dead
iceiceice • 8 May 2015 at 1:47 AM
@dappne6 That's some response.A pillow π
Deleted • 8 May 2015 at 2:01 AM
@iceiceice thx and againur dead keep somthing better on ur left side! lola doori wil rip it out and smack him on the head
kschr26 • 8 May 2015 at 7:52 AM
I got a pile of sand, so I'm probably dead!
bunnyshadow • 8 May 2015 at 1:34 PM
A chip.