A Zombie attacks you, and you weapon is the object to your left.

amypanda • 1 June 2015 at 6:13 PM

A lamp? Ok, I'm done.

Deleted • 1 June 2015 at 6:38 PM

The floor.... I'm dead.

animalz • 2 June 2015 at 10:25 AM

My little sister's Winnie The Pooh book... And her nursery bag.

New plan.

*Runs to nearest fnaf store and buys all the merchandise and puts on Freddy outfit*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Zombie explodes*

Totally mastered the jumpscare screech! And I lived!

*Hugs all animarontic plushies and marionette's jumpscare theme plays*

Uh oh...

*gets jumpscared*

brenna_hogan • 2 June 2015 at 12:16 PM

HOT TAMALES

animalz • 3 June 2015 at 1:10 PM

A remote controll... Oh wait *rethinks* no, I've used that joke too much now ☹️ I guess I is deaded

sheepfox • 10 July 2015 at 8:46 PM

one of my stuffed animals.....
yep im dead

iceiceice • 10 July 2015 at 8:46 PM

Book

sheepfox • 10 July 2015 at 9:36 PM

my speaker...maybe i could blast music loud enough to make them run off? lel

featherstar_stormclan • 12 July 2015 at 12:00 AM

Box of screws. I'm dead.

sheepfox • 12 July 2015 at 9:10 PM

my headphones

queens • 12 July 2015 at 9:17 PM

A paper plate...

Uh-oh...

miraeggs • 13 July 2015 at 10:13 AM

A pillow... 😃

leafdapple769 • 13 July 2015 at 10:27 AM

A flip flop! Xd

femme • 16 July 2015 at 2:13 AM

Uhh a blanket 😋
Fat lot of good that will do me... xD

dragon_collector • 13 February 2016 at 7:16 PM

A PENCIL. So lucky this time. XD

mckarca • 14 February 2016 at 1:20 AM

A loaf of bread. Perhaps I can use the pieces of bread as a garnish for myself? No reason I have to be just any regular old boring meal.

ushafuse • 14 February 2016 at 2:06 AM

A phone. Dead, unless I break it and shock it.

sakura-ironoyume • 14 February 2016 at 2:12 AM

An CNY chinese red packet

Dead

mairbear • 14 February 2016 at 2:21 AM

A mug... I think I could get creative with that ;D

sakura-ironoyume • 14 February 2016 at 3:35 AM

A Chinese textbook with 1000 over pages. I could kill someone with that or least knock them out

hashtagnight • 14 February 2016 at 4:47 AM

A brush.

I could whack it a few times until it dies.

dragonii • 14 February 2016 at 11:56 AM

A Monoprice tablet...

Well, if it breaks in half I'm sure the broken plastic can do some more damage. 😱

iceiceice • 14 February 2016 at 12:03 PM

a fan

tetraethylammonium • 14 February 2016 at 12:05 PM

Welp, I'm as good as dead, a pair of jeans T^T

ushafuse • 18 February 2016 at 6:23 AM

A cabinet, I can pull its door out and hit the zombie 😃

bugawesomeness • 25 February 2016 at 4:47 PM

chocolate cereal...

I MUST USE THE POWER OF THE BREAKFAST TO BREAK THE ZOMBIES FAST!

ushafuse • 26 February 2016 at 2:15 AM

2 books, one thick, one thin. The thin one is a Narnia book..

I shall hit it with the thick book then use the magic of the Narnia book to kill it.

iceiceice • 26 February 2016 at 2:21 AM

a bear

ushafuse • 26 February 2016 at 9:37 AM

My father.

I guess I'm dead.

izziebee1017 • 27 February 2016 at 9:13 AM

Homework. I'm dead. XD