Try Not To Laugh

iris1929578 • 28 April 2017 at 9:26 PM

The title says it all. Try not to laugh. If you laugh, you try to make other people laugh. If you make another person laugh, you try not to laugh. Please tell the truth. If you post something inappropriate or swear words, you're out. If you tell something really mean, can't play for three hours. If you tell something REALLY mean and make another person cry, can't play for a day. Have fun!

People That Posted:

@iris1929578
@happysappy
@firestarofthunderclan
@chicachicken
@doyoueverwonder
@icesparkle22
@hedgehog
@izz

Thank you all for (maybe) making us laugh!

Baby Battles

Baby 1: Let's settle this with a spell off!
Baby 2: fine! Judge, what's the word?
Baby Judge: The word is Word.
Baby 2: W-U-R-D!
Baby 1: you are wrong! It's W-U-D-R-E!
Baby Judge: well, you are BOTH wrong! It's spelled W-O-R-D! Hahahahaha
Baby 1 + Baby 2: you are so mean I can hit you!
They all run off.

Deleted • 28 April 2017 at 11:40 PM

@iris1929578
Since I have to be honest, that was kindof funny.

Okay, so a guy walks into a bar and sits down. Then, another guy comes in and sits by that guy. Finally, a mushroom walks in and sits by those guys. The guys are like why are you sitting here? And the mushroom responds, "Why not, I'm a fun-guy?" *knee-slap*



Get it? Fun-guy, Fungi.

iris1929578 • 29 April 2017 at 12:30 AM

Hahahaha you definitely made me laugh 😃 so, are you making people laugh or trying not to laugh? @happysappy I'll put you as making people laugh.

Joke

So, let's say this Betty Crocker is broken. So what does it need now? PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

Total Laffs

Hi! Ho ho ho, I'm the Easter Bunny! Wait, that's not what the Easter Bunny says. Oops.

Quick Pings

@padres545
@hedgehog
Can't think of anyone...
@thebrokenvibe
@dappne6

Deleted • 29 April 2017 at 8:01 PM

Almost @iris1929578
Setting: funeral
"Boo hoo, we will always remember you. HIT IT!!!"
Everyone starts rocking and dancing. The dead person rises and joins in.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

iris1929578 • 29 April 2017 at 9:52 PM

@firestarofthunderclan HAHAHA wow I laugh very easily...
Pings:
@degong
@doyoueverwonder
@chicachicken
@flowerlynx
Sorry!
BABY BATTLE #2
Baby 1: I've heard about egg cave. I wonder if it is about a cave full of fried eggs...
Baby 2: no! It is a place where we have egg fights!
Baby Egg Cave Player: nooooooooooooo dummy bears! It is a place where you kill eggs by letting them starve!
Baby 2: well you are a dummy bear yourself! Why would you let eggs starve?!? You guys are all dummies.
Baby 1: bye.
Baby 1 slowly walks away.
Baby Egg Cave Player: well... ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
Baby 2: *sings* you're a dummy bear, a very dummy bear...
Baby Egg Cave Player: HEY!!!
Baby Egg Cave Player chases Baby 2 into the sandbox.

Deleted • 29 April 2017 at 10:04 PM

@iris1929578
Mystery Bunny: SAY MY NAME!
Person: Uh RBXQ62669983.145
Mystery Bunny: HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Person: I looked it up on the internet
MYsteryBunny: I HATE THE INTERNET
Person: Well that's not my problem, you have anger issues
Mystery Bunny: Why YOU! *starts chasing after person*
Person *runs* and says, Don't forget to write!

iris1929578 • 29 April 2017 at 10:25 PM

Nope @chicachicken sorry
Egg-zactly when I wanted to have some more fun 😊 bad pun

Deleted • 30 April 2017 at 5:44 AM

@iris1929, well in my defense, I am very bad at puny jokes 😋

iris1929578 • 1 May 2017 at 8:48 PM

@chicachicken well, here's the rest of that pun I made up:
It's egg-zactly 7 o' cluck
Komdeeee

Steps to be a good comedian:
1. Ignore the spelling
-starts with a K
-no E between M and D
- 4 Es
2. Be a dummy bear
3. Overreact
-"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! I want my mommy!" Imagine a 41 year old saying that XD

Deleted • 1 May 2017 at 8:51 PM

@iris1929578 Thanks for the tips! 😊

iris1929578 • 1 May 2017 at 10:45 PM

@chicachicken I just made it off the top of my head XD

Deleted • 2 May 2017 at 6:34 AM

@iris1929578 XD well I feel like you did a purrrfect job XD

iris1929578 • 4 May 2017 at 11:46 PM

CRIME SCENE!!!
Crook is hiding in the kitchen.
Police: Ok, so the crook might have gone to Point A.
Points to a window.
Police: or, out that door. Point B.
Points to a door.
Police: or, to the kitchen, but I haven't made up a name for that yet.
Crook: POINT C, DUMMY!!!
Police turns to look.
Crook: oops...
@chicachicken thanks

Deleted • 5 May 2017 at 6:45 AM

@iris1929578 your welcome 😊

Deleted • 14 May 2017 at 2:03 PM

@iris1929578

Bit funny. I'm joining.

THE FIRST SERIES IN WARRIORS, INTERPRETED!

Into the Wild

Bluestar: Herro, here's my new son.
Rusty/Firepaw/Fireheart/Firestar: Meh name's Rusty.
ThunderClan Cats: NOOOOO WHY A KITTYPET

Fire and Ice

Graystripe: Silverstream's my gurl.
Fireheart: DON'T MATE WITH OTHER CLANSSSSSS

Forest of Secrets

Fireheart: EGAD! MISTYFOOT AND STONEFUR IS YOUR KITS BLUESTAR?????
Bluestar: no no no no no

Rising Storm

Graystripe: I'm moving to RiverClan
Fireheart: NUUU
Sandstorm: I luv u Fireheart
Bluestar: I declare war on STARCLAN!!!

A Dangerous Path

Fireheart: What happened in this book again?
Others: DUNNO

The Darkest Hour

Tigerstar: BLOODCLAN ATTACKKKK
Scourge: Nevah!! *pew pew*
Tigerstar: THIS IS MURDER! MURDER I SAY!!! I'M DEAD!!
Fireheart: Hey, I wanted to kill him Scourge!
Scourge: Sorry. Anyways, KILL HIMMMMM
Fireheart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scourge: I kill u
Fireheart: NU U DON'T *PEW PEW*

iris1929578 • 14 May 2017 at 3:45 PM

@doyoueverwonder
I laughed in Rising Storm. The Darkest Hour was REALLY close.
XDXDXD

icesparkle22 • 14 May 2017 at 4:42 PM

@iris1929578

Guy 1: Guess what my computer password is?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Incorrect. So every time i forget my password, it tells me "Your password is incorrect"


*facepalm

iris1929578 • 14 May 2017 at 5:02 PM

@icesparkle22 😊

hedgehog • 24 May 2017 at 10:56 PM

This is FANCY cooking


U take a brick. Put FROSTIN on it and serve. Take a rock. Put FROSTIN on it and serve. Take a cat. Put FROSTIN on it and serve. Take FROSTIN. Put FROSTIN on it and serve.

izz • 24 May 2017 at 11:02 PM

Ok ok you got me 😃

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

iris1929578 • 27 May 2017 at 1:34 PM

@hedgehog

Hahahaha... ha? Funny 😊

@izz also adding 😊