jello • 24 June 2017 at 9:47 PM
wolfboy • 24 June 2017 at 10:47 PM
@jellifyshI shall sue this fake service, as everyone will have 0/5 star ratings. - Togepi
moss • 24 June 2017 at 11:06 PM
@togepi360 We at Jelli's Pet Rocks, inc. apologize for your dissapointment in our product. We are working day and night to improve our product, and seek satisfaction a result in all our customers. Best regards,-Mark
purgatory • 24 June 2017 at 11:13 PM
@moss@jellifyshAs a curious shopper, I would like to ask about a few things.One, are these waterproof? I live UNDER THE SEA so I wouldn't want the "pet rock" to drown.Two, are these edible? I live in a mountain full of hungry turnips so I was wondering wether to leave it out or lock it in.Three, the following questions above claim that I live under the sea on top of a mountain full of hungry turnips, but I totes live under a tree. Are the rocks suitable for shelter, since I would like to live under a rock someday.Oh, I already live under a rock.And what even are pet rocksWhat is my life
jello • 24 June 2017 at 11:20 PM
@ammolite Thank you for your query in our product. Your questions help keep our business alive!1. Yes, they are waterproof!2. Our rocks are pulled from the genus petramus. Hungry turnips have a distaste for rocks from the petramus genus, and are more fond of rocks of the murexus genus.3. In your current habitat, your pet rock will have no natural predators, except for waves. Keep your pet rock safe so the water doesn't take it anywhere.Best regards,-Chris
wolfboy • 24 June 2017 at 11:21 PM
raccoon • 24 June 2017 at 11:52 PM
@jellifysh My pet rock ran away, what did I do wrong?
jello • 25 June 2017 at 12:11 AM
@raccoon Our pet rocks are adaptive to their environments, and may act and aspire to be like everyone else. Now, they don't have much complex adaptive processing systems, so the attempts are ill and futile. In such event, your pet rock will likely be within a 2-mile radius. Thank you for your feedback, and just for that, we'll develop a locating chip to be included with the pet rocks at a small fee. And, due to your troubles, we'll send you your chip for free!Best regards,-Chris
Orderedchaos • 25 June 2017 at 12:47 AM
As this is not an actual trade topic I've moved this to a more suitable place.
sparklefox • 25 June 2017 at 8:27 AM
@jellifysh - What are the dietary requirements of these pet rocks? Is there any special equipment / toys / anything else that I'd need to purchase before acquiring one?
jello • 25 June 2017 at 10:50 AM
@sparklefox Our pet rocks absorb sunlight or heat and convert it to fuel. Your pet rock does not require toys, but it would be recommended to play with your pet.Best regards,-Caleb
mythlight • 1 July 2017 at 10:57 AM
@jellifyshHello! I will buy one of your rocks. Just a few questions:1. Do I have to vaccinate my rock? And what kind of sicknesses can rocks catch?2. Are the rocks fully educated, or do I have to send them to school? And what are the ratings of local public/private schools for rocks?3. What sort of rocks do you have to offer? I'm looking for one of the following:-Flint-Tourmaline-Faceted chrysoberyl-Limestone
wolfboy • 1 July 2017 at 11:03 AM
@jellifyshWhat colors do your rocks come in anyways XD
Deleted • 30 July 2017 at 7:57 PM
@jellyfishQuestions-1. Can the pet rocks get sick, if so what sickness? ( i get sick a lot)2. Can these pet rocks ride a horse? (i am a horse)3. Can the pet rocks go underwater?(every once in a while i go for a swim)4. Can the rocks talk?(i prefer company i can talk to)5. Do the rocks come with names or can i name it?(i would like to call the rock what i want)6. Do i have to send the rock to school? (i want a smart rock but i want it to come smart)7. What color rocks do you have? (i would be interested in royal blue)
jello • 30 July 2017 at 9:04 PM
vos • 30 July 2017 at 11:23 PM
@jelloI have a working pet rock! A neighbour drew a cat on what looks like a large smooth grey pebble to use to stop the door from banging shut in the wind!
jello • 30 July 2017 at 11:37 PM