I Shall Release My...

iris1929578 • 23 March 2020 at 5:32 PM

i release my hawks to eat all of the birds (well i mean we had tectonic plate motion and the sun so they don't have to be animals i guess)

decay • 23 March 2020 at 6:58 PM

I release a larger eagle to eat the hawks!

iris1929578 • 25 March 2020 at 4:21 PM

eagles have no natural predators D:

i release pesticides that the bald eagle eats, therefore killing them

beta • 25 March 2020 at 4:42 PM

I release my pesticide resistant worms

doglover890025 • 25 March 2020 at 5:36 PM

I release my pesticide resistant crow.

downpour • 6 April 2020 at 6:12 AM

i release my pesticide resistant (lmao) owl

shrimp • 9 May 2020 at 2:28 AM

Oh god im calling a restart here y'all

I release the worms! 😊

decay • 21 June 2020 at 5:47 PM

I release the Mama Bird

meisawesome • 21 June 2020 at 5:49 PM

I release the cat

duckhunter • 21 June 2020 at 9:52 PM

i release the wolf

meisawesome • 21 June 2020 at 10:29 PM

I release a bear..?

sandara • 23 June 2020 at 12:27 AM

I release my ladbug!
I am going to destroy you all muhahaha

No... Wait...
How could you step on Judith? You are so cruel (╥﹏╥)

kayuubii • 23 June 2020 at 3:44 AM

I release my crow to eat Judith’s remains xD

beta • 23 June 2020 at 7:53 AM

I release my micro organism that was on Judith's remains and eat your crow

meisawesome • 23 June 2020 at 9:25 AM

I release my snake to eat your crow

wolfspike23 • 28 June 2020 at 7:38 PM

I release my cat to destroy your crow.

((the references are real

meisawesome • 28 June 2020 at 7:48 PM

I release my eagle to kill your cat

yogurt • 29 June 2020 at 2:19 AM

I release my tornado lmao

totallynotjoey • 29 June 2020 at 2:32 AM

I release the generous gods to cease your tornado 😋

decay • 29 June 2020 at 3:17 AM

I release ungenerous gods that cease the generous gods

yogurt • 29 June 2020 at 4:34 AM

I release unfaithfulness that causes the gods to be forgotten and turn weak

justagiannamoment • 9 September 2020 at 12:11 PM

I release books that contain knowledge about the gods that spark a cult to revive the gods

ravensong • 10 September 2020 at 10:29 PM

RESTART

I release an avocado

justagiannamoment • 12 September 2020 at 7:09 AM

I release a millennial who makes avocado toast from the avocado

frankenstein • 14 September 2020 at 12:27 PM

I release a boomer who scolds and shames the millennial for trying to live their life

Deleted • 10 March 2021 at 3:13 PM

I release a very hungry fault line. >: D

galaxywatcherofnight • 10 March 2021 at 11:52 PM

I release a bunch of earth that completely buries the very hungry fault line ^w^

shirothekittehlover • 11 March 2021 at 12:51 AM

I release my plants 😈😈

Deleted • 11 March 2021 at 12:10 PM

I release a volcano to burn your plants!! Mwahahaha!

galaxywatcherofnight • 11 March 2021 at 5:56 PM

I release... a crevasse to eat up everything.