How do you feed an egg!?!?

crescentfeather • 22 June 2011 at 1:39 PM

@pipkitten LOL.

Deleted • 21 July 2011 at 9:58 PM

@balletninja
Feeding Eggs: A Complete Guide
1. select the egg you wish to feed.
2. pick up a funnel.
3. very gently SLAM THE FUNNEL INTO THE TOP OF THE EGG!
4. put food into a blender and turn on the blender.
5. pour the liquified food into the funnel.

TA DA! you've fed your egg!
lol

Deleted • 22 July 2011 at 7:12 AM

Put your egg into a pot of soup and then place it in the sun for a few weeks. After that you will see that the soup have disappeared.
I tried it and it worked.

chatial • 22 July 2011 at 11:11 AM

Poor eggs o.o
How do they drink the freezing potions?

lizardfeather • 22 July 2011 at 2:21 PM

How to freeze an egg:

1. Go work and earn $$$
2. Buy a plane ticket to Antarctica in Winter.
3. Gather luggage.
4. Exit the plane.
5. Crack the ice below you and dunk the egg in.
6. Retrieve the egg.
7. Figure out how to get back home after your flight is delayed

XD

balletninja • 22 July 2011 at 2:25 PM

No. Just no.

nogardragon • 22 July 2011 at 2:37 PM

Totally aggree 😋

dragonrider • 22 July 2011 at 7:34 PM

@meteoroid

xDD


@balletninja

i think it be kinda cool to feed eggs the sun and hearts and red crosses.

And then, once they hatch, they get real food. 😋

meixiaotian • 22 July 2011 at 8:32 PM

They could enjoy the warmth. Or you could stick microscopic pieces into the breathing holes. Eggs do have them, look it up.

balletninja • 22 July 2011 at 8:35 PM

There are better ways to hatch eggs with try to rub banana on them xD

meixiaotian • 22 July 2011 at 8:37 PM

You could bury it in the food for warmth. Or book tim's.

icymuffin • 22 July 2011 at 8:40 PM

Ask a Rosse that hasn't earned its head yet.

balletninja • 22 July 2011 at 8:41 PM

It can't talk, I tried, and looked like a dang fool doing it xD

icymuffin • 22 July 2011 at 8:44 PM

Exactly.
Neither are going to tell you ^^

natertaylor • 22 July 2011 at 10:14 PM

I'll demonstrate. *Grabs egg, then smashes grapes on it.*

chatial • 23 July 2011 at 11:38 AM

How do you know the egg's gender before it hatches? :'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

isis • 23 July 2011 at 11:39 AM

Um, just ignore me, I'm being random and this was the first topic in the livepulse, so.....


*sneaks away*

balletninja • 23 July 2011 at 11:41 AM

@Ian TELL ME!

Ian • 23 July 2011 at 1:25 PM

@balletninja

It is, quite possibly, one of the single most unknown and least-investigated things that occurs in Ark.

Meteoroid • 23 July 2011 at 1:57 PM

Certainly because the Science and Research Center has larger priorities. Like poking the Mysterious Asteroid with sticks.

carnatate • 23 July 2011 at 1:58 PM

ive been thinking the same thing O_O

lizardfeather • 23 July 2011 at 2:59 PM

@meteoroid HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

plantparadise • 23 July 2011 at 5:14 PM

@meteoroid Hahahaha! I do it too 😋 Don't judge XD

crescentfeather • 23 July 2011 at 5:17 PM

@pipkitten You done yet? ☹️

pipkitten • 23 July 2011 at 5:20 PM

@CrescentFeather: With the Tunacorn and such? *sigh* ...No. I've had a bunch of other stuff getting in the way of my creative time as of late...

crescentfeather • 23 July 2011 at 5:20 PM

@pipkitten *threatens with flaming walker*

☹️

pipkitten • 23 July 2011 at 5:24 PM

@Crescentfeather: Did you steal mah flamin' walkah?! XD

crescentfeather • 23 July 2011 at 5:27 PM

@pipkitten I SHORE DIDZ

😱

pipkitten • 23 July 2011 at 5:29 PM

@Crescentfeather: I be needin' that to chase leetle childrens offa mah lawn!! 😈

crescentfeather • 23 July 2011 at 5:30 PM

@pipkitten TOO BADZ. GETTA NU WUN.

*chases you away with flamin' walkah*

>=D