'Sorry, I can't feed your eggs today because...'

singasong99 • 12 August 2021 at 1:39 AM

*jumps on the bed, which is surprisingly very much like a soft trampoline*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I'm in a very serious ritual of binge eating.

snowywinter • 12 August 2021 at 2:58 AM

*sends you an ad for 70% off mattress sale*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I'm shelving books at the world's largest library.

singasong99 • 12 August 2021 at 4:52 AM

*clears the bookshelves of all the books and wheels all of them to you on the world's biggest cart, asking you to shelve them and goes back to the shop demanding a refund because I helped fund a career*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I'm debating with an apple on the subject of gravity.

snowywinter • 4 September 2021 at 8:11 PM

*brings a banana to the conversation*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I'm learning to be a surgeon by watching YouTube videos.

singasong99 • 5 September 2021 at 12:39 AM

*turns off the internet and pretends it was a blackout*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because now the number eight is trying to get a belt on me too.

foxfury13 • 8 September 2021 at 5:27 AM

*gives you a calculator*


Sorry, I can't feed right now because I have to tame a unicorn

singasong99 • 8 September 2021 at 8:42 PM

*gives you a carrot to stick on your head and pretend you're another unicorn*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I'm trying to get rid of the glue that's...mmrfgsth...in my mouth...

snowywinter • 9 September 2021 at 8:15 PM

*hands you a glass of a weird concoction and the number to Poison Control*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because giant cats are terrorizing the town. (No attacks, they're just leaping from rooftop to rooftop.)

singasong99 • 9 September 2021 at 9:14 PM

*brings in a herd of wild dogs*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I'm punching my pillow and blaming it for not giving me proper sleep.

snowywinter • 30 September 2021 at 3:28 AM

*sends you a high tech robot pillow with adaptive heart beat & respirations, and white noise settings*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I woke up with my fingers tied to marionette strings.

mnvt9 • 30 November 2021 at 2:34 AM

*cuts strings*


sorry i can't feed, I literally cannot stay awake I have school tomorrow

snowywinter • 30 November 2021 at 10:26 PM

*becomes a weather god and dumps a ton of snow on your school district and somehow also makes the school's server go down*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because I'm training for an Olympic level cross-country race and a dinosaur just took out our best runner. Just like that antelope video.

eleanor • 5 December 2021 at 3:05 PM

*hands over a bottle of Liquid Luck so that you don't have to train anymore*

Sorry, I can't feed right now because that packet of crisps is trying kick my stomach. But I wanna eat them XD

poptarts • 5 December 2021 at 5:44 PM

*Steals the crisps for self*

Sorry, I cannot feed your eggs right now, I am too busy eating eleanor's packet of crisps.

toebeans • 28 December 2021 at 6:50 PM

Sorry, I can't feed your eggs, I'm playing animal crossing in an anime cosplay while screaming Greenday songs.

powgal15 • 28 December 2021 at 6:56 PM

*says that you will never get Bob so give up already, also I don't like MHA so HAHAHA*

Sorry, I can't feed your eggs, I'm playing Flight Rising.