January Raffle!

bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:30 PM

Hello! Welcome to the "January Raffle!" First, let's go over the rules:

Rules:

1.) Please don't brag if won!
2.) Please don't beg!
3.) Please be kind to fellow players!
4.) Only one entry per user!

To enter, tell me a quick joke!

Deadline: 1/21/17
Prizes will be given out at the same day (1/21/17) unless I'm not active.

Prizes:

1st place: A Star Alkub
2nd place: A Kinump
3rd: A 2nd Stage Texu
4th: A Merry Christmas From Leila Travel

Slots: Sorry for the pings!

1.) @lol543
2.) @cloud-n-bolts
3.) @izziebee1017
4.) @fluxycookeh
5.) @chicachicken
6.) @valleries1
7.) @az3396123
8.) @jellifysh
9.) @teddy267
10.) @tishatje1
11.) @ahgirltc
12.) @goldenlion
13.) @stargaze
14.) @shadowy_overseer
15.) @pepsipanda
16.) @skyfall4
17.) @pufferheart
18.) @tralala22
19.) @bunnyshadow
20.) @vanley
21.) @spiritkeeper5
22.) @leafstarofskyclan
23.) @pupicorn
24.) @possiegal
25.) @icedmagma
26.) @slyriolu

Don't worry, when it reaches 20, I will add if more players join! 😸

lol543 • 29 December 2016 at 3:40 PM

How to get a blond on the roof of a bar?

DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE!

bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:46 PM

@lol543

A good one! Added!

thedarkarcher • 29 December 2016 at 3:57 PM

@popcornflakes Guest at a restaurant:
Guest at a restaurant “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “

Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either

bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:58 PM

@cloud-n-bolts

Lol! That's a nice one! Added!

thedarkarcher • 29 December 2016 at 3:59 PM

@popcornflakes thank you and nah its lame ;p

bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:59 PM

@cloud-n-bolts

That's why it's funny! 😃

thedarkarcher • 29 December 2016 at 4:00 PM

@popcornflakes true lol thanks for hosting

bloom • 29 December 2016 at 4:01 PM

@cloud-n-bolts

You're welcome! 😸

lol543 • 29 December 2016 at 4:12 PM

@popcornflakes Thanks 😃

izziebee1017 • 29 December 2016 at 4:30 PM

@popcornflakes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it wasn't a chicken. XD

fluxycookeh • 29 December 2016 at 4:30 PM

@popcornflakes
I'm not that good at jokes but...
I got hit hard in the head by a can of coke, but I'm fine because it was a soft drink.

Deleted • 29 December 2016 at 4:40 PM

@popcornflakes sure! Here is my joke, what type of key can't unlock a keyhole? A turkey!

skymoare • 29 December 2016 at 4:45 PM

@popcornflakes


why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?

Because he was too lazy to.

az3396123 • 29 December 2016 at 4:55 PM

@popcornflakes
What is a room without doors or windows.
A MUSHROOM!

jello • 29 December 2016 at 5:52 PM

@popcornflakes

How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and writing a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.



Hey, if i get 2nd place, is it possible that i get the texu instead of the kinump?

sorrow • 29 December 2016 at 5:59 PM

@popcornflakes

A book just fell on my head!! I only have my shelf to blame!

tishatje1 • 30 December 2016 at 9:30 AM

@popcornflakes

A Chinese guy walks into a bar and the bartender goes...

Why the wong face?

ahgirltc • 30 December 2016 at 9:35 AM

@popcornflakes



I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.


^ Lame but yeah xD Thanks for hosting this raffle! ❤️

goldenlion • 30 December 2016 at 11:00 AM

@Popcornflakes




why was 6 afraid of 7

because 7 8 9

bloom • 30 December 2016 at 2:07 PM

@izziebee1017 @fluxycookeh @chicachicken @valleries1 @az3396123 @jellifysh @teddy267 @tishatje1 @ahgirltc @goldenlion

Too funny!!! 😃 ADDED!

Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 2:09 PM

@popcornflakes thanks!

az3396123 • 30 December 2016 at 2:11 PM

@popcornflakes
Thank You!

bloom • 30 December 2016 at 2:12 PM

@az3396123 @chicachicken

Your welcome! 😸

Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 2:13 PM

@popcornflakes 😃

bloom • 30 December 2016 at 2:31 PM

@chicachicken

😸

Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 2:40 PM

@popcornflakes lol!

Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 11:31 PM

@popcornflakes Chemistry jokes are SODIUM funny! I slapped my NEON that one!

bloom • 31 December 2016 at 10:54 AM

@stargaze

ADDED! 😸

shadowy_overseer • 31 December 2016 at 11:08 AM

@ushafuse @popcornflakes What do you call a blind fish that's been hooked?
A fsh out of water!
Edit: Accidentally pinged the wrong user, sorry!