January Raffle!

bloom • 31 December 2016 at 11:13 AM

@shadowy_overseer

That joke broke my logic! ADDED!! 😸

shadowy_overseer • 31 December 2016 at 11:17 AM

@popcornflakes Thanks! That was pretty impromptu.
@tishatje1 That joke is so stereotypical and funny at the same time, I have no idea what to say 0.o

bloom • 31 December 2016 at 11:18 AM

@shadowy_overseer

😸 Wish you luck on this! 😸

tishatje1 • 31 December 2016 at 1:35 PM

@shadowy_overseer

Thank you i think 😊

And for everyone Happy New Year 😊

skyfall4 • 31 December 2016 at 7:55 PM

@popcornflakes
Person 1: Santa is Chinese
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: Most of his toys are made in China.

shadowy_overseer • 31 December 2016 at 9:34 PM

@skyfall4 Aaaaaaand another one of those jokes, except this one's accurate because there are A LOT of factories in mainland China.
@tishatje1 The Wong face thing might be taken as an insult so I don't suggest going around telling the joke. Incidentally, there's actually a double entendre that only Chinese-speakers will get, so that might enrage them even further. There's also a variation that involves the guy who entered going 'that's not my surname, it's [insert other surname here]'.

Deleted • 1 January 2017 at 4:54 AM

@popcornflakes What is the only bus that can cross an ocean?

A columBUS!

bloom • 1 January 2017 at 2:37 PM

@pepsipanda @skyfall4

ADDED!

tishatje1 • 1 January 2017 at 2:50 PM

@shadowy_overseer

I understande that 😊

pufferheart • 1 January 2017 at 7:33 PM

@popcornflakes


Why did the frog cross the road? It was tied to the chicken.

tralala22 • 1 January 2017 at 8:19 PM

@popcornflakes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because it had no guts!

bloom • 2 January 2017 at 10:50 AM

@pufferheart
That makes total sense! ADDED! 😸

@tralala22

HAHA! Omg! ADDED! 😸

bunnyshadow • 2 January 2017 at 12:48 PM

@popcornflakes


What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

vanley • 2 January 2017 at 1:10 PM

@popcornflakes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prince.


.... *silence* ....

Get it? Fresh prints? Fresh prince? No? Okay then....

bloom • 2 January 2017 at 2:10 PM

@bunnyshadow
ADDED!

@vanley
Lol! OMG! ADDED!

spiritkeeper5 • 3 January 2017 at 1:51 AM

@popcornflakes
why have cow got bells?

because their horns don't work...

bloom • 3 January 2017 at 10:54 AM

@spiritkeeper5

Lol! ADDED!

leafstarofskyclan • 3 January 2017 at 11:38 AM

@popcornflakes

How can you make time fly?

Throw a clock out the window!

bloom • 3 January 2017 at 2:31 PM

@leafstarofskyclan

True!! Lol! ADDED! 😸

pupicorn • 4 January 2017 at 6:22 PM

@popcornflakes I have a few:

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hareline.

Why does Santa have a garden? Because he likes to ho ho ho.

A scarecrow stands in a cornfield. He says: "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, its in my jeans.

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

Sorry if that was too much ^.^

possiegal • 5 January 2017 at 8:15 AM

@popcornflakes
here's my joke:
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?

A. They can’t stand fast food.

(can we enter in again everyday?)

bloom • 5 January 2017 at 5:01 PM

@pupicorn

ADDED! 😸

@possiegal

OMG! That's a great one! Sorry, one entry per user! 😸

icedmagma • 17 January 2017 at 3:36 PM

@popcornflakes
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away from him!

slyriolu • 18 January 2017 at 12:02 PM

@popcornflakes
You want to hear a joke about argon sorry they all argon.

bloom • 22 January 2017 at 2:48 PM

@icedmagma @slyriolu

ADDED!

@lol543
@cloud-n-bolts ( 1st place WINNER! )
@izziebee1017
@fluxycookeh
@chicachicken
@valleries1
@az3396123
@jellifysh
@teddy267
@tishatje1
@ahgirltc
@goldenlion
@stargaze
@shadowy_overseer
@pepsipanda ( 2nd place winner!! )
@skyfall4
@pufferheart
@tralala22
@bunnyshadow ( 4th place WINNER! )
@vanley
@spiritkeeper5
@leafstarofskyclan ( 3rd place WINNER! )
@pupicorn
@possiegal
@icedmagma
@slyriolu

Winners, please make a lot! Except for 4th place, I will send you the travel! 😸

jello • 1 February 2017 at 7:29 AM

@popcornflakes have the prizes been distributed yet?