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bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:30 PM
Hello! Welcome to the "January Raffle!" First, let's go over the rules:Rules:1.) Please don't brag if won!2.) Please don't beg!3.) Please be kind to fellow players!4.) Only one entry per user!To enter, tell me a quick joke!Deadline: 1/21/17Prizes will be given out at the same day (1/21/17) unless I'm not active.Prizes:1st place: A Star Alkub2nd place: A Kinump3rd: A 2nd Stage Texu4th: A Merry Christmas From Leila TravelSlots: Sorry for the pings!1.) @lol5432.) @cloud-n-bolts3.) @izziebee1017 4.) @fluxycookeh 5.) @chicachicken 6.) @valleries1 7.) @az3396123 8.) @jellifysh9.) @teddy267 10.) @tishatje111.) @ahgirltc12.) @goldenlion13.) @stargaze14.) @shadowy_overseer15.) @pepsipanda 16.) @skyfall4 17.) @pufferheart 18.) @tralala2219.) @bunnyshadow 20.) @vanley 21.) @spiritkeeper5 22.) @leafstarofskyclan 23.) @pupicorn 24.) @possiegal 25.) @icedmagma 26.) @slyriolu Don't worry, when it reaches 20, I will add if more players join! πΈ
lol543 • 29 December 2016 at 3:40 PM
How to get a blond on the roof of a bar?DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE!
bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:46 PM
@lol543A good one! Added!
thedarkarcher • 29 December 2016 at 3:57 PM
@popcornflakes Guest at a restaurant: Guest at a restaurant βI refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! βWaiter: βThatβs no use. He wonβt eat it either
bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:58 PM
@cloud-n-boltsLol! That's a nice one! Added!
thedarkarcher • 29 December 2016 at 3:59 PM
@popcornflakes thank you and nah its lame ;p
bloom • 29 December 2016 at 3:59 PM
@cloud-n-boltsThat's why it's funny! π
thedarkarcher • 29 December 2016 at 4:00 PM
@popcornflakes true lol thanks for hosting
bloom • 29 December 2016 at 4:01 PM
@cloud-n-boltsYou're welcome! πΈ
lol543 • 29 December 2016 at 4:12 PM
@popcornflakes Thanks π
izziebee1017 • 29 December 2016 at 4:30 PM
@popcornflakes Why did the turkey cross the road?Because it wasn't a chicken. XD
fluxycookeh • 29 December 2016 at 4:30 PM
@popcornflakes I'm not that good at jokes but...I got hit hard in the head by a can of coke, but I'm fine because it was a soft drink.
Deleted • 29 December 2016 at 4:40 PM
@popcornflakes sure! Here is my joke, what type of key can't unlock a keyhole? A turkey!
skymoare • 29 December 2016 at 4:45 PM
@popcornflakes why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?Because he was too lazy to.
az3396123 • 29 December 2016 at 4:55 PM
@popcornflakes What is a room without doors or windows. A MUSHROOM!
jello • 29 December 2016 at 5:52 PM
@popcornflakesHow many archaeologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?1 team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and writing a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.Hey, if i get 2nd place, is it possible that i get the texu instead of the kinump?
sorrow • 29 December 2016 at 5:59 PM
@popcornflakes A book just fell on my head!! I only have my shelf to blame!
tishatje1 • 30 December 2016 at 9:30 AM
@popcornflakes A Chinese guy walks into a bar and the bartender goes...Why the wong face?
ahgirltc • 30 December 2016 at 9:35 AM
@popcornflakes I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.^ Lame but yeah xD Thanks for hosting this raffle! β€οΈ
goldenlion • 30 December 2016 at 11:00 AM
@Popcornflakeswhy was 6 afraid of 7because 7 8 9
bloom • 30 December 2016 at 2:07 PM
@izziebee1017 @fluxycookeh @chicachicken @valleries1 @az3396123 @jellifysh @teddy267 @tishatje1 @ahgirltc @goldenlion Too funny!!! π ADDED!
Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 2:09 PM
@popcornflakes thanks!
az3396123 • 30 December 2016 at 2:11 PM
@popcornflakesThank You!
bloom • 30 December 2016 at 2:12 PM
@az3396123 @chicachicken Your welcome! πΈ
Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 2:13 PM
@popcornflakes π
bloom • 30 December 2016 at 2:31 PM
@chicachickenπΈ
Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 2:40 PM
@popcornflakes lol!
Deleted • 30 December 2016 at 11:31 PM
@popcornflakes Chemistry jokes are SODIUM funny! I slapped my NEON that one!
bloom • 31 December 2016 at 10:54 AM
@stargazeADDED! πΈ
shadowy_overseer • 31 December 2016 at 11:08 AM
@ushafuse @popcornflakes What do you call a blind fish that's been hooked? A fsh out of water! Edit: Accidentally pinged the wrong user, sorry!