Destroy a wish! >:D

skyindie • 31 May 2017 at 8:25 PM

granted, but then the instantly die


i wish that eggcave and pokemon put all their creatures together and made something like "PokeCave"

Deleted • 31 May 2017 at 10:02 PM

Granted, but Mewtwo kills all the eggs.

I wish my laptop had more battery.

ushafuse • 1 June 2017 at 4:47 AM

@togepi360

Granted, but your laptop freezes.

I wish I could skip this whole year.

wolfkit • 7 June 2017 at 3:08 PM

@ushafuse

Granted, but you die next year

I wish it wasn't so hard to think of a wish

Deleted • 7 June 2017 at 3:13 PM

@wolfkit

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking about wishes.

I wish I had a immortal Quiv.

wolfkit • 7 June 2017 at 3:19 PM

@togepi360

Granted, but you can never play egg cave again

I wish that I could go to sleep.

Deleted • 7 June 2017 at 3:23 PM

Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish I am eating Ramen.

wolfkit • 7 June 2017 at 3:46 PM

Granted, but you choke and die

I wish the king would speak already in United Rivals: RPG Thread

ushafuse • 8 June 2017 at 5:17 AM

@wolfkit Granted, but after that he became mute from an accident.

I wish it would rain already.

mastergemma • 8 June 2017 at 5:22 AM

@ushafuse

Granted but there was a monstrous flood because of your wish.

I wish that I had unlimited internet.

wolfkit • 8 June 2017 at 9:58 AM

Granted, but you never stay off of it and you slowly die of hunger.

I wish I had a wish

iris1929578 • 8 June 2017 at 5:41 PM

Granted, but you don't next time

I wish I didn't have t edit this right now and remember to type a WISH!!!

mariaichan • 12 June 2017 at 4:24 PM

Granted, but your wish ended up being useless and had a neutral outcome ☹️

I wish junk food was healthy and boosted my metabolism

Deleted • 12 June 2017 at 4:42 PM

Granted, but now your so fat because you ate too much.

I wish I had better luck with Pokemon card booster packs.

mariaichan • 12 June 2017 at 5:01 PM

Wish granted but Pokemon falls out of popularity and Fidget-Spinner collecting cards become the new "it" thing to collect

I wish my dinner would be done soon so I can eat early

wolfkit • 12 June 2017 at 5:10 PM

Granted, but it ends up being poison

I wish that I had chocolate

mariaichan • 12 June 2017 at 5:13 PM

Wish granted, but then a random thief appears and run away with it!

I wish I had more money for clothes shopping

wolfkit • 12 June 2017 at 5:35 PM

Granted, but you can never wear them because, they are 2 sizes to small and you wasted all of your money on them, also you burned up the receipts so you can't return them either.

I wish that I could go to the pool.

mariaichan • 14 June 2017 at 9:23 AM

Granted but the pool you went to was actually a pool table located at a place called The Pool

I wish all my eggcave pets were immortal

dcm2126 • 4 August 2017 at 5:58 PM

Granted, but it immediately wrecks.
I wish I had force field projection.

purgatory • 4 August 2017 at 6:00 PM

granted, but you can only use it when you're using the toilet.

I wish that corn is a fruit

dcm2126 • 4 August 2017 at 9:17 PM

Granted, but that is the only thing you can eat
I wish to go to any fictional world i want to.

icesparkle22 • 4 August 2017 at 9:30 PM

@dcm2126

granted, but that fiction world is the hunger games arena...DUN DUN DUN 😈

i wish that i had a pet fox ;^;

jello • 4 August 2017 at 9:44 PM

But then it would evolve into a dog. dogs shed and slobber.
@icesparkle22

I wish Nomtuks were endangered.

icesparkle22 • 4 August 2017 at 9:47 PM

@jello

The Nomtuks are now endangered, and can no longer be found in the cave!
A new creature, the Tomnuk, has been found by the SAR! The Tomnuk, is now available in the cave! It's ten times uglier and ten times more common!😈

(and i don't really mind having a dog lol but I NEED A FOX RN)

i wish i could have a popsicle rn

jello • 4 August 2017 at 9:58 PM

@icesparkle22 you demon


But that popsicle looks like this:https://images.firstwefeast.com/image/upload/c_limit,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto,w_1100/Good_Humor_Ice_Cream_Good_Humor_Ice_Cream0229_q8pkbt


i want a green plate of jello with no mold and no demons.

iris1929578 • 4 August 2017 at 10:21 PM

Granted, but it jiggles in your belly forever and it's super annoying.

I wish I had more good creatures (COMPEWT EGG) that I like (Leafly egg)

mythlight • 4 August 2017 at 11:08 PM

Granted, but as you sleep, you sleep walk to your computer, sell one of your rare creatures for 200 CC and change your username to something random.

Oh, and you change your creatures names to random things too so you can't search them up.

I wish Hogwarts was real.

ushafuse • 7 September 2017 at 9:21 AM

@mythlight Granted, but you didn't get a letter.

I wish I could finish my book in a hour.

empresscleverbuddyaj • 7 September 2017 at 3:30 PM

@ushafuse Granted, but as soon as you finish it, all memory of it is gone, and you'll have to read it again. and again, and again...
I wish I could go to Hogwarts and learn magic, then grow up to be Minister for Magic and have 1 child named Rose, who is also immortal, and who will always remain mine. I wish to find love and have it be constant. I wish to live in fame forever, and have every joy I could possibly want, and be surrounded and immersed in happiness, friendship, and love forever. I wish it was not a dream, but real, and I will never forget, never lose any of it, and be immortal.