CupcakeChristmas#2

taffy789 • 9 December 2012 at 9:16 PM

**DISCLAIMER: I would suggest you read "Boredness" first, as some of the jokes allude to what happened in that one. ^^; Link below**

For you who aren't familar with these story/play/thingies I try to write, here are the links below:

#BorednessChristmas
#Cupcakestories

Yep. Last Christmas, I wrote "Boredness~~" so I decided, why not again this year? XD
But this time, less boredness, more tradition? XD I don't know... But intill Eggcave gets a writer's section, this is the best I can do! XD

I'll try to release one part each day...I don't know how faithful I can be...And I'm a bit late, but I'll catch up soon enough. ;D

So presenting....

THE RETURN OF THE CHRISTMAS STORIES! 😈

Staring: Me and my cove creatures and many more! 😃

Pinging:
@Asi
@Crescentfeather
@Choocalate
@Chapus2009
@Linpug

olimpt • 9 December 2012 at 9:25 PM

*lurks*
Would love to see this

awesomeness • 9 December 2012 at 9:27 PM

-Part 1-

Kelly: *stringing up the popcorn on the trees and humming* 😊 "Oh Advent tree, oh Advent tree, how I love thy Advent tree~"
Saffire: "...." ._. *watching Kelly silently*
Kelly: "So tall and full of height, giving EC day and night~! Oh Advent tree, oh Advent tree, how I love thy Advent-"
Saffire: "Kelly?"
Kelly: "Hmm?" 😊
Saffire: "You seem...Calm." 😱
Kelly: "And that's a bad thing? It's the holidays."
Saffire: "No, it's just...You're usually so stressed out at this time?"
Kelly: "...Saffire. What do you notice that's different about this house?"
Saffire: "Uhh, besides the fire-proof rubber coating you put on everything?" 😱
Kelly: "Safety precaution. What else?"
Saffire: "I think...I think...I can actually hear myself think!" O_O
Kelly: "EXACTOMUNDO!" ;D "Guess what little pink pain-in-my-behind I don't have to worry about this year!" ;D
Saffire: "Wait-What did you do!?" O_o
Kelly: "Just sent them to go pick up the others from the other coves." 😋
Saffire: "But won't they be back soon?"
Kelly: C:< "Not with the guide /I/ gave them."


~~~Deep in a forest somewhere~~~

Stream: "Uhh, I think it's this way! Right guys? The other cove is just over here!" o|<
Nightsky: "Is this where the map said we should go?" 😱
Stream: "There was a map?!?!" 0_____0
Figment: -__- "..." *facepalm*
Lucen: "I'm scared of Slenderman!" D8

-To be continued

Deleted • 9 December 2012 at 9:30 PM

@taffy789 lurks- I read these last year without you even knowing and I find them quite funny.

asi • 9 December 2012 at 9:33 PM

@taffy789

Nice start XD You know I love it >w< You are just soo evil XD

taffy789 • 9 December 2012 at 9:35 PM

-Part 2-

Saffire: "So...wait...You sent Lucen, Figment, Fireflame, and Nightsky into the DARK forest, alone without a map or light, and with our BLIND Goldox Stream to guide them." O__O
Kelly: "Well, Nightsky WANTED to go, so I only techically sent four of them. And Fireflame counts as a light source." ^^
Saffire: "....You're a terrible person."
Kelly: "Psh, they'll be fine...And besides, we don't need a repeat of what hapened LAST YEAR...Our insurance went sky high after that fire." ><"
Saffire: O_O "Since when do we pay insurance...? ...You know what, nevermind. So tell me, how many more of us did you get rid of?"
Kelly: "Nobody else, really." 😋 "All the other "problematics" are taken care of...Skittles is in her lab in the basement, working on who knows what, the Treelars are all decorated pretty and in their forest, I brought the Kinumps inside early this year...Lovliness is busy "helping" prepare food...That will all mysteriously vanish before the end of the night, thanks to a sneaky Flaren who charges WAAAAY to much for hazardous waste removal services. All is well." 😃
Saffire: "When you say it like that, I feel as if something will go wrong..."
Kelly: "Well, shut up then." 😋
Saffire: D:<

~~In The Forest Again~~

Nightsky: "Hey...I see something up ahead!" 😃 *Flys over to it* "It looks like...a...a..."
*slams into a fence; slams into the ground*
*A few seconds pass by*
Lucen: "Oh no! Watch out, a fence!" 😈

chapus • 9 December 2012 at 9:41 PM

@taffy789 Haha, I love these stories! xD Makes me wanna write some. c:

asi • 9 December 2012 at 9:44 PM

@taffy789

Hey, it could've been worse, it could've been a- *slams into a brick wall*
... Yeah... >.< *looks around suspiciously* (Who put that brick wall there, huh? D:< )

taffy789 • 9 December 2012 at 10:01 PM

-Part 3-

~~The Forest~~

Nightsky: "Owwww..." x.x "Thanks a lot Lucen." :x
Lucen: "Happy to help!" 😃
Figment: "....The fence sign reads, "Caution: Quarantine". This SURE looks like a friendly place to vist..." *scoffs*
Lucen: "OHHH! It's FRIENDLY!" 8D "LET'S VIST IT!" *Soars over the fence*
Nightsky: "YAY!" X3 *The Terron follows*
Figment: ".....I'm surrounded by idiots." :x
Fireflame: "You and me are." 😃
Figment: "It's, "you and me both"." :X
Fireflame: "Oh, tomato, cucumber." 8D
Figment: "..." *pawpalm*
Stream: *sniffs* "Guys...I smell something...Wrong." 0__0
Lucen: *From the otherside of the fence* "It's your momma's face!" >8D
Stream: >_< "No...I mean, I smell something that is very, very, very-"
Lucen: *Out of sight; In the darkness behind the fence* "Hey...Who are you?" 😃

~~Back at the House~~

Lita: *Floats into the living room* "Yo." :x
Kelly: "Oh, hello, Lita." 😸
Saffire: "You're Lucen sister, right?" ^^
Lita: "Yep...Here for the obligated family vist. And to freak out Lucen, of course." 😈
Kelly: "That's...nice?" O_O
Lita: "So where is the pest?"
Saffire: *Scoffs* "Probably freezing to death in a forest because of Kelly." D:<
Lita: " Oh, cool." 😊 "Got any grub?"
Kelly: "In the kitchen. Help yourself."
Lita: "Epic." 😃 *Leaves*
Saffire: "Am I the only one who cares around here?!?" D:<

Deleted • 9 December 2012 at 10:32 PM

Hmmm... When does it get fun and violent and random?😃

asi • 9 December 2012 at 10:41 PM

@taffy789

Oh my... XD "You and me are", that totally cracked me up! XD

crescentfeather • 10 December 2012 at 1:31 AM

YES.

JUST





YES.

taffy789 • 10 December 2012 at 9:39 PM

@Chooccalate
Hmmm...It has a bit of a...plot now...*chokes* Now I don't know what to do again...Oh dear. XD

I shall go into my thinking chamber. 😱

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCZbb85R0B0

asi • 12 December 2012 at 11:31 PM

@taffy789

That's pretty cool XD Nethertheless, how dare you post yet not post? X3 You got my hopes up... ;_;

taffy789 • 13 December 2012 at 12:09 AM

-Part 4-

~~In the Hallway of the House~~
Posideon the Calla: *Hiding behind a wall, staring at Brownie down the hallway* "...." .__.
Darren: *Pops up* "What are you doing?" 😱
Posideon: *Jumps, and ducks away from Brownie's line of view* "Shhh!" D:
Darren: "Oh." .__. "Again? Weren't you doing this same thing last year-? Stalking that high-strung Calla girl..."
Posideon: *blushes* "It's-It's not stalking!" *Glances around, lowers his voice to a whisper* "It's just...secert admiring."
Darren: ._. "SUUURE... ....Well, you better take your chance while you can-Everything is supposed to be a lot quieter this year...Maybe you can talk to her now, while she isn't stressing over anything?"
Posideon: ".." *glances back over to Brownie* "You know, that's actually pretty good advice...You're actually pretty cool, Darren..."
Darren: *Stealing his wallet* "Yep." 😃 "I know I am." 😃

~~Back at the front door of the house~~
BAMMM!
*Front door get kicked in*
Lucen: "GUESS WHAT!" 8D "WE MADE IT OUT OF THE FOREST WITHOUT GETTING EATEN BY SLENDERMAN!" 8D
Kelly: *Walks into the room with Saffire following* "Oh no." T_T "You guys are back already?"
Nightsky: "Yep!" X3 "And we brought a friend we found~"
Chef: "OH NO, NOT ANOTHER MOUTH TO COOK FOR!" D:<
Lucen: "Hey, be nice to Charlie!" D: "He's right behind us..." *turns around* "Where'd he go?" 8C
Kelly: "So you invite someone here...Then you lose them." ><' "Great going guys. Hurry up and come in."

randomness • 17 December 2012 at 7:04 PM

-Part 5-

~~Back in the Living Room~~

Figment: "So, should we ignore the fact you tried to kill us by leaving us out in the cold, and tell you about, "Charlie", or-"
Kelly: "Hmmmm...I seem to not care anymore, really." 😊
Figment: T_T
Saffire: "I care...But, wait a minute, where is...Stream?" O__O
Nightsky: "Oh no..." D: "He didn't come in with us?"
Kelly: "Hmmm..." 😱 "Maybe we should try to go find him...Wait, stopped caring again." 😃
Saffire: T_T "You know what? I'll go find him. I'll go get some friends to help...I'm tired of all this apathy." 😋 *Leaves in a grump*
Kelly: "Pfft, what's her problem?" 😋
Lucen: "....Why do I feel a demonic presence near...?" D:
Lita: *Floats in* "Hello, mini-wing." 😈
Lucen: "EVIl!" DDD8 *Flies away in super-sonic mode*
Lita: *Evil laugh then gives chase*
Kelly: ".....Anyway," *claps hands* "Who wants me to help string popcorn on the tree?" >3<
Nightsky and Fireflame: "ME!' 8D
Figment: "..." *leaves room*

~~~Outside~~~
Desires: 😊 *Humming to herself and making a snowman*
*A dark figure watches her from the forest near the house, blinking it's eyes slowly; watching...*
*Desires lifts her head, looks around, feeling as if she's being watched. She sees nothing, and goes back to her snowman*
*the dark figures starts to breath heavily...And slowly approaches from behind...Desires doesn't turn around, and the figure gets very close...*

taffy789 • 17 December 2012 at 7:10 PM

-Part 6-

Saffire: "Hey." *Catches Figment as he's walking out of the room* "Before I leave...Who's this "Charlie" guy Lucen was talking about...?"

Figment: "...I honestly have no idea. Lucen and Night may know, so you would go have to ask them..." 😋

Saffire: "Oh. I can go ask Lucen then..." 😱

*Lucen flies past*
Lucen: DDD8 "WAAAH! HELP! EVIL DEMON IS TRYING TO DEVOUR MY SOOOOUUUUL!" D,8 "MOMMMY!"

Saffire:"...Nevermind, actually, I'm good." >.>

Figment: 😋

~~In the Egg Hatchary~~


*Smores the Obarn is perched on a post, overseeing all the eggs*
*Grey the Gideh flies over and perches next to him*
Grey: *serious* "...I can sense the future, you know that right?"
Smores: O__O "Random question girl-dude. So, uhh...sure?"
Grey: *Silent* "Do not doubt my predictions. I know many, many things outside of your realm...And I fear something terrible is about to take place tonight..."

-- *The figures closes in on Desires, hand about to grab her...* --

Grey: "And there is nothing, nothing at all we can do to stop it." *Solem*

--*Desires spins around, opening her mouth in horror*--

Smores: O_____O "Are...Are you sure? That's...pretty scary..." O____O

--*Desires opens her mouth to scream, but no sound comes out*--

Grey: "LOL JUST KIDING." 8D *Flies off*

--*Desires maces the figure in the face, who falls back, flailing into a snow drift.*--

Smores: *Watches her fly away, beak open wide* >__< "You troll..."

--*Desires then proceeds to angrily kick the mysterious figure into submission*--

crescentfeather • 18 December 2012 at 1:03 AM

PLOT TWIST xDD

taffy789 • 21 December 2012 at 1:22 PM

-Part 7-


~~At the top of the staircase~~

Posideon: "Okay, okay!" >8D "I can do this...I will go up and talk to Brownie!" ❤️ "I'll be sauve! I'll be smooth! I'll be as cool as ice, or some other cold item!" C:< *Deep breath*
*trots up to Brownie, and is standing right behind her*

Posideon: .__. "Uhh, h-hey..." ^^;
WHAM!
*Posideon gets slammed into by a pink blur, and tumbles down the stairs*

Lucen: "OH DEAR EVERYTING!" DDD8 "MY SISTER HAS BROUGHT OUT THE MAKE-UP!!!" DDD8 "SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME!!!!!" DDDDDDX
*Flies off with Posideon still attached to him*

Lita: "MAHAHAHAHA!" C:< *Chases after him*

Brownie: *Turns around, but sees only Lita and Lucen zooming off* "...." :?

~~In the Treelar Forest~~

Nayya the Nipha: "Wow!" 😃 "It's always so fun to come to the main cove...Even if we did get picked up by grumpy Figment and the others." ^^;;

Nezuma the Battyrus: "Totally agreed." 😃 "I especially like coming to see all the Treelars~" >3< "It's like a moving forest!" 😃

Nayya: "Yeah....But are the Treelars acting weird to you?" 😱

Nezuma: "Why do you say that?" 😱

Nayya: "I...don't know..." :/ "Just a feeling, I guess..."

Bence: "Nom...nom...nom..Bra-noms..nom..." :x

awesomeness • 21 December 2012 at 1:36 PM

(Who's ready for a suprise guest?)

-Part 8-

~~Back outside!~~

Mysterious figure: "OWWW!" D: "Stop kicking me!" >.< "MY EYES!" ;D;

Desires: "STALKER!" D8< *Kicks*

MF: "Nooo!" ;_; "Please, just let me explain...I'm here on offical Eggcave bussiness!" ><;; "I just wanted to ask you something..."

Desires: "..." *kicks one more time* "Fine. Explain." D:<

MF: *Stands up* "I mean, I can't even believe you didn't recognize who I am." ><

Desires: "...You look like a nomarl 1st stage Mirkang to me..." :x

Mirkang?: "AM I?" >8D

Desires: O__O "What are you-"

Mirkang: "MOD POWERS ACTIVATE!" C8< *transforms into a Eyleymo like Desires* 8D

Desires: "Oh-My gosh." O___O "You're...you're..." //fangirl mode activated// "AANG! You're like, one of the most well-known creatures on here~!" >3< "Oh me gosh, oh me gosh, can I get a picture? An autograph? A lock of hair?" 8D

Aang: "Of course-Wait, what was that last one?" o^o;;

Desires: *Hiding the sisscors behind her back* "Nothing!" ^^ "...So, why are you here?" 😱

Aang: "It's a long story...One I need to discuss with the owner of thsi cove." O|<

Desires: "Well, she's inside...I can show you inside...(And then steal some of your fur 😈 )

Aang: "WHAT?" O__O

Desires: "Get you some hot chocolate!" ❤️

-----

(Fun fact: Desires has multiple crushes on famous guys/boy bands. >: D )

Deleted • 21 December 2012 at 2:26 PM

lol, that's nice. Does Desires like One Direction? I extremely dislike them. 😸

asi • 21 December 2012 at 2:28 PM

OH MY GOD AANG! XD Is the magical fluffy hair true for Ian's pets too? o-o

purrclan • 21 December 2012 at 2:30 PM

@ian
Does you like Aang being in this? 😃

taffy789 • 21 December 2012 at 2:35 PM

@choocalate

She likes the Eggcave version of them, One dir-pet-cion. 😃
*bum bum tiss*

@asi
Of course! 😃

@purrclan

I asked him a long time ago, and he said it was okay, but just now got around to including him... X3

purrclan • 21 December 2012 at 2:47 PM

@taffy789
😋

crescentfeather • 22 December 2012 at 12:50 AM

AANG! WHAT SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?! xDDD

MOD POWERS ACTIVATE!

taffy789 • 25 December 2012 at 9:05 PM

(This is going to run very late. o^o Sorry. XD )

-Part 9-

-Aang, kelly, Nightsky, Fireflame, and Desires are in the living room-

Kelly: "So... What can I owe this vist to, Aang?" 😃

Aang: "I'm here to save you from a horrible demise!" D:<

Kelly: o^o;; "What."

Aang: "Yep!" 😃 "Oh, wait, maybe I should explain this a bit better..." 😱

Kelly: "Maybe?" ><

Aang: "Well, the Nym Security System picked up one of our "special" labs being breached...And the camera showed that it was your Luvlei and Terron." 😱

Nightsky: *whistles* ^^;;

Kelly: *Glances at the Terron* "Of course." >< "And that's endangring our lives how?" :/

Aang: "Because your Luvlei freed a creature that was supposed to stay confined in the walls!" D:<

Nightsky: *Gasp!* "You were keeping Charlie locked in?" D:< "That's terrible!"

Aang: "No!" D: "You must let me explain...the creature you call "Charlie" had something very wrong with him!" ><''

Kelly: O_O "Maybe you should start this story over from the beginging..."

Aang: "May I do it in song?" 😃

*Skittle bursts in from trapdoor in the floor*
Skittle: "If you sing, I will personally GUT YOU." D:< *Glares, and slowly closes the door again, still glaring while leaving*

Aang: o^o;; "Okay then...I'll just tell it regularly..hehe." ^^'

asi • 25 December 2012 at 9:23 PM

@taffy789

Of course XD

crescentfeather • 26 December 2012 at 1:03 AM

DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN, AANG.

Deleted • 26 December 2012 at 8:18 AM

So who is this Charlie character?