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ekmmke • 20 May 2020 at 7:35 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 537,756 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 177,459 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Two-Spirit
150 posts

     

watagachi • 21 May 2020 at 12:35 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 26,133 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Aaaand... There goes all my gold

Female
1,733 posts

     

minnie298a • 22 May 2020 at 2:09 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 578,577 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Soetzal and can't wait for it to grow up.

Cost me 1,702,787 ec over 3 attempts.

Female
3,803 posts

     

sparklefox • 23 May 2020 at 5:47 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 79,518 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

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You pay the shopkeeper 88,618 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 10,634 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

There's another one in there if anyone wants to try. It's very expensive, though.

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I found another cheaper dud the next day. I'm on a roll with these failures.

You pay the shopkeeper 83,950 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You wait with the shopkeeper for about 12 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
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sorrow • 25 May 2020 at 10:35 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 550,037 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You hold up the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund my Egg Coins, I'll end you!" The shopkeeper cowers and returns 126,509 EC back to you.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.


at least i got a little bit of money back ☹️

Female
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minnie298a • 26 May 2020 at 2:20 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 491,340 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Akrep and can't wait for it to grow up.

Female
1,575 posts

     

sorrow • 26 May 2020 at 9:13 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 112,682 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

14 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.


of course

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 27 May 2020 at 3:34 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 556,131 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

13 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Tidnab and can't wait for it to grow up.

Female
3,803 posts

     

sparklefox • 30 May 2020 at 7:30 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 117,369 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You politely ask for your Egg Coins back because the hatching failed. The shopkeeper talks you in circles for a number of minutes and then finally agrees to give you 15,258 EC back. You're still pretty angry but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Not even surprised.

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 30 May 2020 at 8:12 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 505,074 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

8 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Akrep and can't wait for it to grow up.

Gender Nonconforming
1,249 posts

     

frankenstein • 1 June 2020 at 6:54 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 506,402 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Sankose and can't wait for it to grow up.


I finally got a Thief Shop creature all by myself D: I'm so happy.

Female
3,803 posts

     

sparklefox • 2 June 2020 at 5:30 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 19,491 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

5 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

At least it was cheap...

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You pay the shopkeeper 89,388 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You politely ask for your Egg Coins back because the hatching failed. The shopkeeper talks you in circles for a number of minutes and then finally agrees to give you 21,453 EC back. You're still pretty angry but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
1,575 posts

     

sorrow • 7 June 2020 at 7:05 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 530,439 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.
You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.


why me??? ☹️ I even said, "I shouldn't" before buying it, I should listen to my gut more lmao, haven't had a successful egg since December

Female
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sparklefox • 9 June 2020 at 7:52 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 17,624 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Soetzal and can't wait for it to grow up.

Gender Nonconforming
1,249 posts

     

frankenstein • 9 June 2020 at 3:43 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 123,624 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Gamaeso and can't wait for it to grow up.


I could cry! I usually have such rotten luck with this shop, but two creatures within a week?? Wow!

Female
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seoramen • 10 June 2020 at 3:51 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 115,198 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.


welp

Female
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sorrow • 10 June 2020 at 7:23 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 535,271 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Jerob and can't wait for it to grow up.


FINALLY! and one I don't have yet (I don't think)! literally so happy lmao (:

edit on 6/13/20:
You pay the shopkeeper 530,113 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Dilloton and can't wait for it to grow up.

two in a row baby 😱

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 15 June 2020 at 11:03 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 506,942 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 5 minutes but doesn't make it.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,803 posts

     

sparklefox • 17 June 2020 at 7:43 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 19,043 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You politely ask for your Egg Coins back because the hatching failed. The shopkeeper talks you in circles for a number of minutes and then finally agrees to give you 4,570 EC back. You're still pretty angry but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Can't say I wasn't expecting that.

Female
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kaytra830 • 18 June 2020 at 2:37 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 27,442 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

3 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
4,149 posts

     

emo_pattys • 19 June 2020 at 4:42 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 28,396 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 5,111 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
1,575 posts

     

sorrow • 22 June 2020 at 3:40 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 490,265 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.
You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.


saw it coming after getting two in a row lmao

Female
3,803 posts

     

sparklefox • 22 June 2020 at 10:34 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 92,998 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You hold up the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund my Egg Coins, I'll end you!" The shopkeeper cowers and returns 28,829 EC back to you.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
1,575 posts

     

sorrow • 23 June 2020 at 12:02 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 495,932 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

16 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.
You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.


it's time to spiral into madness again

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 23 June 2020 at 2:57 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 115,365 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You wait with the shopkeeper for about 12 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You threaten the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund me for this scam, I'll turn you into the Town Hall!" The shopkeeper becomes very apologetic and fearful but only returns 41,531 EC. You decide it's enough to keep you quiet... for now.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
373 posts

     

arvak • 25 June 2020 at 9:45 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 28,902 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,803 posts

     

sparklefox • 28 June 2020 at 5:14 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 100,298 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Oof, not even a refund.

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 29 June 2020 at 12:36 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 13,078 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

10 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
12 posts

     

devlshvixen • 29 June 2020 at 4:49 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 14,479 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 5 minutes but doesn't make it.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,803 posts

     

sparklefox • 29 June 2020 at 8:50 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 85,388 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 2 minutes but doesn't make it.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Whoo, two non-refunds in a row. At least it was one of the cheaper ones.

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