The Thief Shop

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Female
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namyna • 3 September 2020 at 7:20 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 100,818 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 40,327 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Other
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rabbitwanter • 4 September 2020 at 1:30 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 86,792 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You wait with the shopkeeper for about 15 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 4 minutes but doesn't make it.

You get even angrier and demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper sheepishly agrees but doesn't give you a full refund. Instead he gives you only 20,830 EC. You are still really upset but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️

Female
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newlife • 4 September 2020 at 9:04 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 489,790 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You wait with the shopkeeper for about 13 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Sankose and can't wait for it to grow up.


I don't know why I keep buying these when I don't think many people buy them

Female
4,149 posts

     

emo_pattys • 6 September 2020 at 11:31 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 16,005 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 9 September 2020 at 12:50 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 17,783 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You wait with the shopkeeper for about 15 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 3 minutes but doesn't make it.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 6,758 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

First one I've seen that wasn't 400-600K in probably a week now.

Two-Spirit
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watagachi • 10 September 2020 at 6:11 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 100,617 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 12 September 2020 at 5:15 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 15,341 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You politely ask for your Egg Coins back because the hatching failed. The shopkeeper talks you in circles for a number of minutes and then finally agrees to give you 1,994 EC back. You're still pretty angry but think that it's better than nothing.
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You pay the shopkeeper 106,673 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You wait with the shopkeeper for about 8 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

I got money back for the cheap one but not the 100K one? Thanks...
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You pay the shopkeeper 99,349 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
1,575 posts

     

sorrow • 15 September 2020 at 2:13 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 487,092 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Dilloton and can't wait for it to grow up.


finally! unfortunately this is my third dilloton so i need to trade her away for one i don't have.

Female
408 posts

     

izziedragon • 15 September 2020 at 9:26 PM

[Hey sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but how exactly does the shop work? I see you all posting prompts and I'm guessing it's a luck thing]

Female
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Orderedchaos • 15 September 2020 at 9:36 PM

@izziedragon
Every so often the Thief Shop stocks a mystery egg or two. Once you purchase the egg there is a chance that it was a fake egg (it is run by a thief). If the egg is fake you won't get anything but you might get a small portion of your ec back. But sometimes the egg is real, in which case you will receive one of the Thief Shop exclusive creatures.

Female
114 posts

     

blizzards • 16 September 2020 at 12:13 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 16,035 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



16 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place

Female
408 posts

     

izziedragon • 16 September 2020 at 3:30 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 21,385 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.


*flips table*

Update: I tried again... Think I'm gonna give up for a bit till I can recover EC, that's 3 fails in a row:
You pay the shopkeeper 566,171 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 2 minutes but doesn't make it.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
416 posts

     

icedmagma • 17 September 2020 at 6:46 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 542,809 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Welp. That put a bit of a dent in my savings.

Female
408 posts

     

izziedragon • 17 September 2020 at 7:01 PM

@icedmagma ugh SAME

Two-Spirit
150 posts

     

watagachi • 19 September 2020 at 9:59 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 123,366 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 5 minutes but doesn't make it.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 20 September 2020 at 1:02 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 14,987 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 5 minutes but doesn't make it.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 4,346 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Whoo, what a surprise.

Two-Spirit
150 posts

     

watagachi • 23 September 2020 at 1:56 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 99,167 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 24 September 2020 at 7:19 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 14,424 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You wait with the shopkeeper for about 2 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 5 minutes but doesn't make it.

You politely ask for your Egg Coins back because the hatching failed. The shopkeeper talks you in circles for a number of minutes and then finally agrees to give you 2,596 EC back. You're still pretty angry but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

There's another one for over 500K in there if anyone wants to try their luck.

Two-Spirit
150 posts

     

watagachi • 25 September 2020 at 6:20 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 11,425 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



15 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 4 minutes but doesn't make it.

You threaten the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund me for this scam, I'll turn you into the Town Hall!" The shopkeeper becomes very apologetic and fearful but only returns 3,199 EC. You decide it's enough to keep you quiet... for now.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 25 September 2020 at 7:15 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 101,670 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 26 September 2020 at 5:03 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 11,517 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

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You pay the shopkeeper 527,099 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

I got a little daring and now I completely regret it.

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You pay the shopkeeper 118,355 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You wait with the shopkeeper for about 10 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 4 minutes but doesn't make it.

You hold up the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund my Egg Coins, I'll end you!" The shopkeeper cowers and returns 26,038 EC back to you.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 28 September 2020 at 12:03 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 108,198 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg cracks and appears to hatch... but a slimy, non-living object is located within. It's not a real creature but some weird inanimate object! You feel tricked by the shopkeeper and yell saying, "These eggs are supposed to contain real creatures and not stuffed with random items!"

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 29 September 2020 at 6:40 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 109,055 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 5 minutes but doesn't make it.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Never saw that coming.

Female
172 posts

     

namyna • 1 October 2020 at 7:50 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 115,013 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Akrep and can't wait for it to grow up.

Two-Spirit
150 posts

     

watagachi • 3 October 2020 at 3:03 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 14,876 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You get even angrier and demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper sheepishly agrees but doesn't give you a full refund. Instead he gives you only 1,785 EC. You are still really upset but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
4,149 posts

     

emo_pattys • 3 October 2020 at 4:44 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 24,480 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

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You pay the shopkeeper 20,045 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 4 minutes but doesn't make it.

You threaten the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund me for this scam, I'll turn you into the Town Hall!" The shopkeeper becomes very apologetic and fearful but only returns 3,007 EC. You decide it's enough to keep you quiet... for now.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 4 October 2020 at 6:47 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 19,737 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

16 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Akrep and can't wait for it to grow up.

Well, that was unexpected... and I can say that without sarcasm this time.

Transmasculine
421 posts

     

shrimp • 6 October 2020 at 9:26 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 484,118 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

A special glow begins to envelop this egg. It appears to be hatching...
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Two-Spirit
150 posts

     

watagachi • 9 October 2020 at 4:59 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 15,375 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You threaten the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund me for this scam, I'll turn you into the Town Hall!" The shopkeeper becomes very apologetic and fearful but only returns 5,689 EC. You decide it's enough to keep you quiet... for now.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Female
3,754 posts

     

sparklefox • 10 October 2020 at 5:18 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 114,031 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

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