The Thief Shop

solaris • 1 January 2021 at 1:19 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 586,087 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 205,130 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

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Omg. Please Thief Shop. Have mercy on me!!!

emo_pattys • 1 January 2021 at 3:51 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 91,960 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



18 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You hold up the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund my Egg Coins, I'll end you!" The shopkeeper cowers and returns 16,553 EC back to you.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

kiiiiiler • 5 January 2021 at 3:25 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 83,301 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

solaris • 8 January 2021 at 12:27 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 15,544 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


15 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

sparklefox • 8 January 2021 at 8:53 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 16,277 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.

The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 1,790 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Not too disappointed, it was cheap.

emo_pattys • 9 January 2021 at 8:39 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 29,679 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



4 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 11,575 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

schelke • 10 January 2021 at 4:27 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 106,007 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 36,042 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

namyna • 11 January 2021 at 7:25 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 24,542 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You get even angrier and demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper sheepishly agrees but doesn't give you a full refund. Instead he gives you only 4,908 EC. You are still really upset but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

galactic_pigeon • 12 January 2021 at 2:29 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 103,208 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

minnie298a • 13 January 2021 at 12:05 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 547,523 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Tidnab and can't wait for it to grow up.

metaphor • 13 January 2021 at 3:17 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 485,407 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Cactower and can't wait for it to grow up.

xxcouchxx • 13 January 2021 at 3:32 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 573,679 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You wait with the shopkeeper for about 13 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Terrible 😋

mykestri • 14 January 2021 at 2:27 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 27,574 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


14 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...

You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

athanasia • 14 January 2021 at 4:25 PM

I can't ever find anything at the thief shop☹️

kiiiiiler • 14 January 2021 at 6:33 PM

I just saw something there. And I don't have enough EC. Phooey

shadowdragon28 • 15 January 2021 at 12:20 AM

The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 205,679 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

distorted • 15 January 2021 at 10:04 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 21,605 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

13 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
You wait a bit longer for the egg to hatch. It opens. Much to your surprise, it appears to be an unfertilized egg. You get upset with the shopkeeper and feel gipped out of the deal.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

athanasia • 15 January 2021 at 11:08 AM

I finally bought something from the theif shop
4 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 2 minutes but doesn't make it.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

emo_pattys • 17 January 2021 at 6:31 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 12,097 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

athanasia • 18 January 2021 at 9:30 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 14,520 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



2 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You threaten the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund me for this scam, I'll turn you into the Town Hall!" The shopkeeper becomes very apologetic and fearful but only returns 5,808 EC. You decide it's enough to keep you quiet... for now.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

solaris • 18 January 2021 at 9:33 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 106,630 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 26,658 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

emo_pattys • 21 January 2021 at 11:26 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 24,870 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You eagerly wait for this egg to hatch... it begins to crack.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

sparklefox • 22 January 2021 at 3:19 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 25,828 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

You eagerly wait for the egg to hatch... the egg sits there and then begins to crack.

The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Just as expected.

miraeggs • 25 January 2021 at 3:18 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 121,032 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



18 minutes pass as you wait for the egg to hatch. It rumbles and shakes a bit...
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

xxcouchxx • 27 January 2021 at 7:36 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 545,469 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You wait with the shopkeeper for about 5 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You know that the shopkeeper doesn't give refunds after purchase but you demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper doesn't agree to a full refund but gives you 158,186 EC back.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

There was another egg...

You pay the shopkeeper 593,165 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You threaten the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund me for this scam, I'll turn you into the Town Hall!" The shopkeeper becomes very apologetic and fearful but only returns 231,334 EC. You decide it's enough to keep you quiet... for now.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

😋

later on...

You pay the shopkeeper 549,564 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



You wait with the shopkeeper for about 10 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

Later on

You pay the shopkeeper 597,397 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



A special glow begins to envelope this egg. It appears to be hatching...
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

2/1:

You pay the shopkeeper 569,227 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new baby egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Kambing and can't wait for it to grow up.

FINALLY!!! 😃

legend • 1 February 2021 at 10:04 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 505,674 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg "hatches," only to discover it was a plastic egg covered in black ink. It wasn't a real egg! The shopkeeper doesn't offer an apology after you get really upset with him.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

metaphor • 3 February 2021 at 11:50 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 543,027 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


You wait with the shopkeeper for about 7 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 3 minutes but doesn't make it.

You get even angrier and demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper sheepishly agrees but doesn't give you a full refund. Instead he gives you only 195,490 EC. You are still really upset but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.
Return to the Thief Shop

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This is my 10th one in a row with nothing lol. It's funny how that happens. I'll go months without trying and then just walk into one and have it be a creature. But then I'll be actively trying and get nothing but duds haha

athanasia • 5 February 2021 at 1:08 PM

The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 5 minutes but doesn't make it.

You politely ask for your Egg Coins back because the hatching failed. The shopkeeper talks you in circles for a number of minutes and then finally agrees to give you 2,548 EC back. You're still pretty angry but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

kiiiiiler • 6 February 2021 at 3:11 PM

You pay the shopkeeper 92,404 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.



The shopkeeper pulls out a high-powered, red heat lamp and places your mystery egg beneath it. You think it's supposed to help the egg hatch quicker.
The egg opens. But there's not a creature inside. You ask the shopkeeper what could've happened but he doesn't answer your question.

You get even angrier and demand your Egg Coins back. The shopkeeper sheepishly agrees but doesn't give you a full refund. Instead he gives you only 28,645 EC. You are still really upset but think that it's better than nothing.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

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You pay the shopkeeper 79,442 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.


You wait with the shopkeeper for about 10 minutes and hope that the egg hatches because you desperately want to see what the creature might be...
The egg continues to rumbles and eventually hatches after more waiting. The creature survives for about 3 minutes but doesn't make it.

You threaten the shopkeeper and say, "If you don't refund me for this scam, I'll turn you into the Town Hall!" The shopkeeper becomes very apologetic and fearful but only returns 15,094 EC. You decide it's enough to keep you quiet... for now.

You consider coming back in the future to see if another egg hatches successfully but you have your doubts about this place.

asi • 8 February 2021 at 12:21 AM

You pay the shopkeeper 10,348 EC and receive your Mystery Egg.

The shopkeeper pulls out a sketchy-looking vial labeled Experimental Super-hatch Serum and applies it to the egg.
YOU TAKE YOUR MYSTERY EGG SUCCESSFULLY!!! You're overwhelmed with excitement as you gaze upon your brand-new egg. You immediately have feelings of love and care for your creature. You notice that it's a Dilloton and can't wait for it to grow up.


ohmygosh i never buy these! i'm shocked it was successful so cheap!