New Mysterious Asteriod.

333 • 8 June 2016 at 5:48 AM

I think I am one of...

#Them...

shadowtail_flamestorm • 8 June 2016 at 6:11 AM

*whistles*
#THEM WHOOO HOOOO!!!!! *screams afterward*

This is what I got:
Oh no! An unidentified flying object was seen in the distance and scared you away from the egg!

Unidentified Flying Object = UFO! 😋

myriadium • 8 June 2016 at 5:59 PM

*gasps* (status.)

Deleted • 8 June 2016 at 6:09 PM

You couldn't take the egg because something else stole it first! What on Ark was that?!

sorrow • 8 June 2016 at 6:21 PM

@greengrass100100
Well, if it is an It, then it is one big monster and we have an epic battle on our hands, or it is a strange phenomenon of an advent. Perhaps a lunar eclipse of some sort?

#Them might only be
The
Horrible
Extraterrestrial
Monster

(Instead of:
The
Horrible
Extraterrestrial
Monsters)

ushafuse • 9 June 2016 at 2:27 AM

Oh no! You tried to take the egg, but an unknown force repelled you from doing so!

funeralforthesun • 9 June 2016 at 3:26 AM

Oh no! You couldn't take the egg because something else stole it first! What on Ark was that?!

queens • 9 June 2016 at 2:42 PM

Oh no! You couldn't take the egg because something else stole it first! What on Ark was that?!

The new creature [Assuming there is one] stole my egg ;-;

funeralforthesun • 10 June 2016 at 3:50 AM

Oh no! A repetitive beeping sound made you feel dizzy. You forgot to take the egg.

myriadium • 10 June 2016 at 6:57 AM

@teddy267
Well. The word em always refer to more than one. But in the English language there are always exeptions! XD

prairie • 10 June 2016 at 8:37 AM

Oh no! The egg ascended into the sky until it was out of view! You left empty-handed.


Well would you look at that. O_O we have flying/levitating eggs now

degong • 10 June 2016 at 9:44 AM

@greengrass100100 @teddy267

I remember writing things in school and we always used "they" and "them" instead of he or her since we wanted it to be gender-neutral. So... English for you. 😋

funeralforthesun • 11 June 2016 at 3:26 AM

Oh no! A repetitive beeping sound made you feel dizzy. You forgot to take the egg .

theonlypandora • 11 June 2016 at 8:08 AM

Oh no! A strange, humming noise was heard nearby. It made you too uneasy to take the egg.

cclynn2855 • 11 June 2016 at 1:25 PM

Oh no! A repetitive beeping sound made you feel dizzy. You forgot to take the egg.


#THEM
gee....thanks

starlight123 • 11 June 2016 at 1:39 PM

#THEM
What happened if they said: You are walking home, an egg in your hand when something whooshed past your head. You dropped the egg and ran away in fear!

myriadium • 11 June 2016 at 1:40 PM

@starlight123
I am probably gonna flip out in anger xD

starlight123 • 11 June 2016 at 1:44 PM

@greengrass100100
Lol! I would probably go and lay on my bed thinking about my sad life. 😊

ljacks • 11 June 2016 at 3:49 PM

When you touched the egg, a high-pitched noise startled you! You left the egg alone.

ladysaphire • 11 June 2016 at 10:23 PM

I'm just so glad that Yeeps stopped to randomly attack me before I take the egg y-y (Thank you, Them D😊

theonlypandora • 12 June 2016 at 7:55 AM

Oh no! The egg was actually hollow! It must have already hatched earlier. You left defeated.

funeralforthesun • 13 June 2016 at 3:30 AM

Oh no! The egg ascended into the sky until it was out of view! You left empty-handed.

theonlypandora • 13 June 2016 at 8:48 AM

Oh no! Something flew by just now! Was it a creature? You don't stick around to find out.

saphira1oo • 13 June 2016 at 12:12 PM

Oh no! A repetitive beeping sound made you feel dizzy. You forgot to take the egg.

theonlypandora • 14 June 2016 at 7:51 AM

Oh no! The egg was actually hollow! It must have already hatched earlier. You left defeated.


Well that's just... irksome.

qerrat • 16 June 2016 at 1:09 PM

Oh no! A repetitive beeping sound made you feel dizzy. You forgot to take the egg.

Whaaaat? I work for months to get an egg. And I get it but feel DIZZY? IN REAL LIFE A LITTLE BIT OF DIZZINESS WOULDN'T STOP ME!

myriadium • 16 June 2016 at 5:01 PM

@qerrat
EXACTLY. Some of these don't make sense: "The egg was actually hollow! It must have already hatched earlier. You left defeated." Well, I thought there were three eggs? PICK THEM UP!

bingo • 17 June 2016 at 9:47 PM

Oh no! The egg ascended into the sky until it was out of view! You left empty-handed.

What the actual. o_o

qerrat • 18 June 2016 at 2:40 AM

Oh no! When you touched the egg, a high-pitched noise startled you! You left the egg alone.

A high pitched noise? You HAVE to be kidding me. ☹️
I would had but it in a plastic bag and walked back.
LOL what if it said: Oh no! when you reached ahead to take the egg you looked up and saw the spookiest creature you've ever seen that was unknown to Ark and you left screaming, as the giant creature chased after you.
Ha that would be amazingly funny, scary, and sad all at the same time. A big, red spider with a hundred legs and fifty red eyes and jaws with poisonous saliva. Brrr creepy and totally awesome al at the same time. 😋

scratchy • 20 June 2016 at 6:33 PM

#THEM
but yeah some of these failed messages make no sense