The Chain of Puns~

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purgatory • 20 July 2017 at 12:30 PM

Hallo, and this is the chain of puns. It's what it's called, a chain of puns xD the directions are simple. Just post a pun that you made! And then another , and another... eh, it's a chain πŸ˜‹

You can post multiple times, but maybe try to post a pun that others didn't post yet! c:

i'll start:

Why do babies like to play with cells? Because they're the building blocks of life! omg so horrible



@prairie << gave me the idea *runs away*

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prairie • 20 July 2017 at 1:02 PM

Look what I have started. πŸ˜ƒ


Have I told you about our wedding? It was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. :L

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jello • 20 July 2017 at 1:43 PM

This topic is truly punderful.

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iris1929578 • 20 July 2017 at 2:09 PM

Punstoppable.

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purgatory • 20 July 2017 at 2:18 PM

Where's my PUNishment

@icesparkle22 << this peep
@skyfall4 << pun gal

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icesparkle22 • 20 July 2017 at 2:22 PM

@ammolite

This is not punny

*headbang

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iris1929578 • 20 July 2017 at 2:42 PM

Not punny at all.

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jello • 20 July 2017 at 2:45 PM

@iris1929578 your puns are punbeatable.

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iris1929578 • 20 July 2017 at 2:46 PM

@jellifysh

I've ran out of puns.

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jello • 20 July 2017 at 2:47 PM

@iris1929578 rest in puns.


rip

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iris1929578 • 20 July 2017 at 2:49 PM

@jellifysh

R. I. Pun.

Riddles In Puns. RIP

No, puns in riddles. PIR.

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purgatory • 20 July 2017 at 3:41 PM

Punny how you peeps put it Owo

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cherrycheshire • 25 July 2017 at 8:57 PM

This is really not punny any more.

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wolfkit • 26 July 2017 at 1:15 PM

I think that this topic will close down really spoon.

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cherrycheshire • 26 July 2017 at 8:42 PM

I agree. The punniness is too hard to bear. (imagine a picture of a bear right here)

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mythlight • 26 July 2017 at 9:58 PM

I don't get it. What's the punchline?

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purgatory • 26 July 2017 at 10:23 PM

Hmm, it's fairy difficult to find a good pun.

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mythlight • 26 July 2017 at 10:27 PM

@ammolite
Punquestionably.

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purgatory • 26 July 2017 at 10:28 PM

@myth light

Punderful.

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mythlight • 26 July 2017 at 10:31 PM

If only I got a nickel for every pun someone makes. I'd donate them all to a pundraiser.

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iris1929578 • 7 August 2017 at 1:55 PM

These puns are all so cheesy, they're grate.

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cherrycheshire • 7 August 2017 at 8:36 PM

have you guys heard the song with the line: "Cantik my eyes off you"??

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wigglytuff • 7 August 2017 at 8:59 PM

I really want a punchanga, punbundu, punhemn, and spunny. Also another punthoff. And don't forget a roknapun and punton. Although I did get a greentop last month, and traded it away and now I want one, along with a darkpun. I would trade my whole for all of those but it might be slightly punfair.

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alastrine • 3 September 2017 at 5:40 AM

So...

I was told a pun about cats the other day it was pawful, so I said "man you gotta be kitten right now that was more of a catastrophe than a pun." to which the person who told me the joke replyed "Hey I take a lot of pride in my jokes and i'm not one of those cheaters who is just lion around looking at jokes on the web" I got say it was a pretty purrfect come-back but they seemed kinda offended so I said
"There is no need to cry over spilt milk or throw a hissy-fit relax tiger"
"Oh it's on" they said "It's my turn meow, you think you're punnier than me huh? cuz you'd be felyin' to yourself if you did"
"Oh don't get your tail in a twist now" I hissed back "I still have claw puns to come"

Now it was ovious they had run out of puns so I asked them "what? cat got your tounge? oh, it's fine we have the rest of our 9 lives to wait I didn't mean to interupt your catnap"

And that's the end of the tail

(I made all off those up on my own *facepalm* what is wrong with me xD)

Deleted • 17 November 2017 at 9:46 AM

I mustache you a question.

But I'll shave it for you later.

(Ps. I googled this.) (Oh and imagine a picture of a mustache)

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wigglytuff • 23 November 2017 at 3:40 PM

I LAHKE PUNNNSSSSS πŸ˜ƒ (Pun intended)

One day, a cactus was hogging all the food (somehow Idk how tho haha) so the other cactus said,
Cactus one; You need to stop being selfish. There's an us in cactus.
Cactus two: But the plural is cact-I.

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lazyanon • 24 November 2017 at 9:23 AM

I really relish these puns. I can see your condiment in these, but mustard be this way? Like tea you got to ketchup to my level of puns. I'm the mayo of puns. So carrot you not?

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cloud_hoards • 24 November 2017 at 9:40 AM

the elf has bad elf and safety @purgatory

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totallynotjoey • 24 November 2017 at 9:18 PM

At first I was intimidated by punning, but it’s groan on me

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animalliterature • 30 November 2017 at 8:32 AM

I can't think of a punny pun.

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