Kill the Rabbit

iris1929578 • 20 March 2018 at 9:49 PM

Then the wizard came along again and gave him a cure.

chaotictreat • 21 March 2018 at 3:14 AM

Luckily, the rabbit was so drenched with the water from the ice dragon that it escaped with barely a singed whisker. 😊

Deleted • 21 March 2018 at 4:48 AM

@chaotictreat ??? Where the water and ice dragon come from. Sorry if we're not allowed to ping. Shall i just continue, cause i dont understand how to continue yours.

The cure for the Elixir of Death worked... only that it had its downsides. That the drinker would cause a random organ to shrivel up and rot. The rabbit's heart was chosen. It died from heart failure.

boop • 21 March 2018 at 6:13 AM

A heart is not a limb...
anywayyy

Then the wizard came along again and saved him, only this time he was, instead of a rabbit, a dragon!! 😊

heartoffrost • 21 March 2018 at 6:34 AM

The dragon was shot down by a dragon hunter, who grabbed the rabbit and this hunter was friend of an astronaut, who took the rabbit into space without a suit and it blood boiled and then froze, and the guilty feeling astronaut vented the rabbit into space.

chaotictreat • 21 March 2018 at 4:59 PM

@playermocha345 Sorry my computer was glitching.

Luckily, a spaceship with an infinite improbability drive came past and saved the rabbit.

Deleted • 22 March 2018 at 5:39 AM

The spaceship was hit by a meteoroid and started rapidly losing ground. It hit and by luck crashed back onto Earth. everyone including the rabbit died upon impact and the body exploded into pieces.
Mwahahaha

heartoffrost • 22 March 2018 at 6:25 AM

The rabbit had picked up an alien-like power whilst in space, and its body pieces were able to crawl back together again. Almost at once, the rabbits power vanished and it hopped into some bushes on the side of the road next to the smoking spacecraft.

thelaughingskunk • 23 March 2018 at 12:24 AM

Unfortunately, the spacecraft suddenly exploded, throwing the rabbit into a nearby tree and leaving it with a broken rib.

boop • 23 March 2018 at 1:26 AM

One piece of the broken spacecraft was stuck onto the rabbit. It was magic, and it healed all the rabbit's wounds. The rabbit decided to keep it for good luck.

Deleted • 23 March 2018 at 2:16 AM

The magical spacecraft piece took a long time to heal the wounds and sadly the rabbit was alreadly infected by then. The rabbit died a few days later because of the bacteria inside the body and also fell off a cliff and landed on its side, then the spacecraft piec pierced its organ, the rabbit bled out and died.

kissed • 23 March 2018 at 9:35 AM

Fortunately, a kind woman came was walking that morning and found the near-dead rabbit. She took it home and carefully nursed it back to life.

Deleted • 23 March 2018 at 9:48 AM

The woman left the rabbit to rest in a cot. The woman's son thought it was a toy and clutched it's neck so hard it suffocated. He then proceeded to play "doctor" and cut off it's paw with scissors and then played "vampire" and bit the rabbit.

kissed • 23 March 2018 at 9:54 AM

The rabbit escaped with its wounds, on the verge of death, but it was scooped up by a Momma Bird, who thought it was her child and took care of it, on the top of a luscious tree where no one could hurt them

Deleted • 25 March 2018 at 4:05 AM

An eagle found Momma Bird, and scared her off. Thinking that the rabbit was also one of Momma Bird's children, it ate the rabbit. THe acid in its stomach digested the bunny into nothing.

weaselcave • 30 March 2018 at 2:25 PM

The eagle mistook part of the nest for a rabbit, so the rabbit it digested was just part of the nest. The real rabbit managed to find a good place to make a burrow nearby.

Deleted • 31 March 2018 at 12:21 PM

The burrow was actually a home for a viper!

Deleted • 5 April 2018 at 3:20 AM

The viper was friendly, non poisonous, and a vegetarian that would definitely not eat a cute and delicious rabbit. The viper and the rabbit lived in peace and happiness.
The End


for the eagle

heartoffrost • 5 April 2018 at 5:59 AM

Some diggers came by to drill a hole for piping, the hole that the happy viper and rabbit were in was destroyed. The viper perished as the drill squashed it into nothingness and the rabbit too. They then compacted the soil, suffocating and killing both poor little animals. The men then took the drill away and left.

But not without having the nearby sorceress to cast a spell over the area, making a spherical force field around the rabbit containing toxic chemical gases to make sure it stayed dead, that was impossible to destroy even if the sorceress was killed. Nothing could leave or enter the force field.

RABBIT PLS DIE

Deleted • 5 April 2018 at 6:05 AM

NEVER!!!! The RABBIT Shall Live FOREVER!

But inside the force field was an anti-corruptible spirit. It protected the only meaningful creature in the force field- La cockroach! (JK, the rabbit). It dispelled the toxic the rabbit had inhaled and the force field, escaping far far away from the evil witch employed by heartoffrost.

Evil queen kills the rabbit, but Mocha saves it again! 😊

mithmel • 5 April 2018 at 3:42 PM

After this madness
the rabbit enters a burrow where to find a hungry snake

weaselcave • 5 April 2018 at 5:21 PM

The rabbit and snake have an epic battle. They take a video, and eat popcorn while watching it. The snake chokes on a piece of popcorn, and the rabbit lives on.

poptarts • 5 April 2018 at 5:33 PM

The snake turned into a rabbit eating zombie and began to chase the rabbit.

boop • 6 April 2018 at 11:02 AM

The snake died unexpectedly of a heart attack.

heartoffrost • 7 April 2018 at 4:01 AM

@#!!? I HATE THIS RABBIT

The rabbit fell down a ditch which at the bottom contained a substance that killed anything it touched. The rabbit fell into the subtance which dissolved the rabbit into atoms. the substance dried up and the atoms were somehow collected by a digger who dug the hole. The digger who was a friend of the hunter (back in the story) was also a friend of the astronaut. The astronaut took the atoms to his lab for analysis, and split the DNA, via the use of restriction enzymes he chopped the DNA into tiny bits and inserted a mixture of snake genes. The rabbit would no longer be rabbit if it were to live again (which it couldn't because everything in the DNA make up of the rabbit that allowed it to survive everything will have been ruined), it would be a snake not a rabbit. AND THUS THE RABBIT WAS DEAD. this rabbit is a menace!

Deleted • 7 April 2018 at 6:10 AM

Until Mocha decided to twist the story to infuriate the queen of ice by making the rabbit undieable and able to be revived after 5 moments. . . . . . The rabbit, now with the X-genes, turned into a were-rabbit! Dum dum dum duhhhh. The rabbit waited for a fairy godrabbit to turn it into a normal rabbit again.

absolute-zero • 13 April 2018 at 6:40 PM

But the fairy godrabbit never came, and the rabbit fell into the ditch again and this time the rabbit didn't get revived.

animal_8_namer • 15 April 2018 at 12:40 PM

However the rabbit was getting really annoyed at dying, so he flew up to rabbit heaven and demanded to start a new life. The rabbit gods contemplated, and realized that no bunny's death had ever been as painful as this one's and took his soul and inserted it into a newborn rabbit at its mother's side.

Deleted • 16 April 2018 at 2:16 AM

but this was by natural causes, overlooking the fact that the mother was in a rabbit meat factory, ready to be cooked and served for dinner, the baby was skinned and cooked to make delicious carrot rabbit stew. Mmmmm..

boop • 16 April 2018 at 10:08 AM

The rabbit gods got annoyed, and once again inserted his soul into a newborn bunny that was taken good care of at a high quality, natural, clean, cruelty-free, organic farm