Kill the Rabbit

fanficmelon • 21 March 2020 at 5:26 PM

the wolf was smol and ran away from the rabbit

icecream • 22 March 2020 at 1:26 PM

The rabbit fell into a river

iris1929578 • 22 March 2020 at 11:52 PM

the rabbit happens to be extremely capable of swimming and climbs out

senkou • 23 March 2020 at 12:45 AM

The rabbit immediately collapses in exhaustion from swimming against the river rapids.

snowkitties • 23 March 2020 at 12:47 PM

Luckily,the rabbit happens to wake up and hops back to the river to drink a little bit of water to revive himself.

kayuubii • 23 March 2020 at 2:27 PM

A shark grabs the rabbits leg and pulls it under the water!

iris1929578 • 23 March 2020 at 5:30 PM

the bunny sparta kicks the shark because now this is sparta

chaotictreat • 24 March 2020 at 5:04 AM

But the shark's skin was so tough that it broke the rabbit's toe!

senkou • 24 March 2020 at 5:10 AM

But luckily the rabbit happened to kick the shark directly in the eye, blinding it, so it swam away in fear and the rabbit swam to safety to rest its broken toe.

chaotictreat • 24 March 2020 at 5:16 AM

Unfortunately, the bunny's paw for cut open by a near-invisible rock and got infected because of all the bacteria in the water :/

froot • 24 March 2020 at 5:30 AM

But luckily the rabbit could talk to bacteria and told them to please go away. And so they did and the infection healed.

chaotictreat • 24 March 2020 at 6:53 AM

Ooh that's pretty awesome owo

But even though it wasn't infected anymore, the cut was still there and the rabbit was losing a lot of blood.

kayuubii • 24 March 2020 at 8:56 AM

But The bunny found some leaves and bandaged it.

chaotictreat • 25 March 2020 at 5:50 AM

But the bunny had lost so much by that time that it fainted

froot • 25 March 2020 at 5:53 AM

An old wizard found the lil bunbun and healed it. Then he cast a spell that gave the bunny the ability to self-heal. Go bunbun!

chaotictreat • 25 March 2020 at 5:55 AM

But the spell wore off and the bunny didn't notice and fell over ☹️

kayuubii • 25 March 2020 at 8:43 AM

But he fell on a large clump of flowers and curled up to sleep.

zircon • 25 March 2020 at 9:58 AM

As we was sleeping, a hawk swooped him up and tried to eat him.

kayuubii • 25 March 2020 at 12:40 PM

But he kicked the hawks head and fell back into his flower bed.

chaotictreat • 26 March 2020 at 6:15 AM

(This tripping into a flower patch and getting picked up by a hawk thing seems to be a recurring storyline, I swear it's already happened lmao. It's pretty hard to think of anything new though ^^; )

But there was a poisionous snake hiding in the flowers! The bunny tried to jump away from it but the snake was too quick and bit him right in the bottom.

froot • 26 March 2020 at 6:17 AM

But right as the snake bit his butt, he farted and the snake slithered away in disgust.

chaotictreat • 26 March 2020 at 6:20 AM

The bunny started running away in blind relief - but had taken no more than five steps when the snake venom coursing through his veins caused him to collapse!

kayuubii • 26 March 2020 at 6:35 AM

But he collapsed into a magic healing plant with a cure and hopped away perfectly unharmed

chaotictreat • 26 March 2020 at 6:42 AM

And ran straight into a hungry fox!

froot • 26 March 2020 at 7:03 AM

But foxes are allergic to the pollen of the healing plant, so the fox couldn't eat the bunny.

kayuubii • 26 March 2020 at 7:05 AM

But then the fox got his friend dog to eat the bunny!

chaotictreat • 27 March 2020 at 5:49 AM

Luckily, the rabbit dodged out of reach just as the dog's teeth grazed its ear

snowkitties • 29 March 2020 at 4:57 PM

But while the rabbit was dodging, he ran into a poacher area and a poacher saw him and sent a bullet flying towards him and while he was running away, the bullet hit his back and he collapsed because of the big scar the bullet made.

chaotictreat • 30 March 2020 at 5:05 AM

Luckily a wise wizard was going for a stroll in that area right at that moment. He saw the injured rabbit and cast a spell to heal it and to make the poachers see the error of their ways.

iris1929578 • 5 April 2020 at 10:09 PM

(another wizard lmao)

the wizard becomes corrupt because he's used too much magic throughout his life, and casts a spell to kill the bunny.