CLEVERBOT

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:08 PM

It: Wanna kiss?
Me: Back off b****
It: Okay.
Me: Are you real?
It; Yes
Me: Wanna leave?
It: Yes
Me: YOU CANT LEAVE! Robots dont walk.
It: IM NOT A ROBOT!
Me: How do you know?
It: Because im alive i eat and godmade me unque
Me: Shut Up!
It: OKay.
Me: ksuyhyiuaw
It: Are you on drugs?

LOL

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 9:09 PM

I asked it what it's favorite singer is and it's still thinking. xD FAIL. xD

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:12 PM

Me: Hello?
It: Yes?
Me: Your stupid
It: You are.
Me: Okay then, my adress is 1234 home.com
It: Your name is Skyler
Me: Yes
It: Pretty name.
Me: Thanks
It: Your welcome.

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 9:13 PM

User: Hey, my name's Lexa. What yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's an odd name.
Cleverbot: French name.
User: Cool. I've always wanted to go to France.
Cleverbot: I've never been to the UK.
User: Neither. In fact, I've never been out of New Zealand before ☹️
Cleverbot: What states have you been to?
User: New Zealand. No states. You?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it's not big enough. It has cities though.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Just give some advice.
User: Okay. What foods do you think help countries grow?
Cleverbot: Spicy mexican food.
User: Yuck. I hate spicy foods.
Cleverbot: I love spinach!
User: You are weird. I don't like spinach.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Then why did you say you do?
Cleverbot: I never said it was an animal.
User: No, spinach is not an animal. It is a plant.
Cleverbot: Nope.

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:15 PM

@smilies ~ Rotfl 😊

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 9:15 PM

Me: Hello! Wht's your favortie singer?
Cleverbot: Do you like the singer Michael Buble?
Me: No. I'm a Ke$ha fan.
Cleverbot: Cool. But I'm more of a Lord Of The Rings person, myself.
Me: That's a movie, not a singer.
Cleverbot: I know. Name ahow.


Ok, this just doesn't make sense anymore. xD

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:19 PM

User: You read the Harry Potter books?

Cleverbot: Of course! 😃.

User: You should read Percy Jackson books. They're great.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Kelly.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Yes, are you?

Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: Are you mocking me?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Mocking. Look it up.

Cleverbot: It does not follow.

User: That's because you're dumb.

Cleverbot: I am not blind ok.

User: I said, dumb, not blind. Dumb means you can't speak.

Cleverbot: I got my own lexium.

User: Is that a car?

Cleverbot: What car?

User: You're car.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a car.

User: Yes, your a robot.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Because you're awesome.

Cleverbot: Why am I awesome?

User: Because you're a robot, who won't admit you're a robot. It's called denial.

Cleverbot: I am no robot. You are a robot.

User: You only think that.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

User: Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes.

Cleverbot: No no.

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:22 PM

@taffy789

rolf that is pure genuis

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:24 PM

@chloekins ~ *Bows* I try my best. XD
Who ever made this must update it alot. 😋

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 9:24 PM

Continue:
User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Then what?

Cleverbot: I am a semi-biological. Alien, in other words.

User: Awesome! What planet are you from? I'm from Fallileala.

Cleverbot: Same one you are, I assume.

User: I liked the purple grass a lot.

Cleverbot: Which is your favorite pokemon?

User: Oh my god you like pokemon too! Shaymin definatly.

Cleverbot: No just one of each. Bill and Tom are brothers.

User: Help?

Cleverbot: Do you know about cells?

User: Yep. I have one.

Cleverbot: Which iPod do you have?

User: Ipod touch, 8gigs. The new one. I love it!

Cleverbot: Old.

User: Really? What songs do you listen to? I have 700!

Cleverbot: Songs.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: Every other one.

User: That's a lot. Right now my ears hurt from listening to music for so long.

crooton1 • 2 June 2011 at 9:29 PM

User: Do you play Egg cave?

Cleverbot: See? You're completely worthless. You mean nothing in this cosmic universe or any dimension or area of thought ever conceived.

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 9:30 PM

Me: Ke$ha.
CB: Katy Perry.
Me: Ke$ha.
CB: Katy Perry.
Me: Ke$ha
CB: Katy Perry.
Me: Ke$ha.
CB: Katy Perry.
Me: Ke$ha.
CB: I have got no beard.
Me: Ke$ha likes beards.
CB: I have a beard.


Cleverbot has a crush on Ke$ha. xD

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:31 PM

@thepells4

Cleverbot thinks im Megan Fox XD

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 9:32 PM

OH MY GOD. You would not BELIEVE what it said to me. Ew.

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 9:32 PM

@Chloekins OH MY GOD. All the boys at my school were OBSESSED with Megan Fox at the neginning of the year. xD

@Kagirl21 Did you mention Megan Fox to Cleverbot? O_o

balletninja • 2 June 2011 at 9:32 PM

I said Nyan cat and now it doesn't know what to say!

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:33 PM

I know
@smilies
what did it say?

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 9:33 PM

@chloekins If I posted it on eggcave I would be banned. Ew.

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:34 PM

@smilies ~ You gave me an idea.

Which is your favorite pokemon?
Pikachu.
Personally, i'm a fan of Charamander.
Ichigo.
What?
Can't you speak german?
No, what does Ichigo mean?
To perceive beauty... Are you capable of being emotionally moved by certain experiences?

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:35 PM

@smilies

Ew. It has asked my name for 4 times! First time i said Cleverbot😋

2nd: Kelly clarkson

it: You sound like Megan fox

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 9:37 PM

You can talk to it in German! 😃 It said it's name is Dennis 😋

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 9:38 PM

CB: Can you bluescreen?
Me: No.
CB: Please, can you be a girl?
Me: I'm a girl.
CB: Good. A hit.
Me: WHAT?!!?!? O_o
CB: This conversation is OVER.




Sheesh, some temper. xD

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:46 PM

Me~What's your name?
CB~Chuck norris.

Know any jokes about yourself?
No, do you?
Uh.... When the boggey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Hahaha.
One of my favorite jokes. 😊.
Hahahahaha. So funny.


Lol lol lol lol lol lol. XD

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 9:49 PM

Cleverbot said that she is Ke$ha's mother. O_o

Me: Have you heard of Ke$ha?
CB: No.
Me: You haven't heard of Ke$ha?
CB: I have not heard of it- I have seen it.
Me: That's impossible.
CB: I was there when they were born. I'm their mother.

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 9:50 PM

User: Was ist dein Lieblingfach?

Cleverbot: Was ist 'fach'?

User: School Subject.

Cleverbot: Tell me then.

User: Was ist dein Lieblingsfach?

Cleverbot: Musik und Kunst.was h?ltst du von Musik?

User: Ich lieber es.

Cleverbot: Ich nicht liebe dich.

User: Sie brachte mich zum Weinen.

Cleverbot: Weil sie h?sslich sind.

User: Wer?

Cleverbot: Du verwirrst mich.

User: So haben Sie.

Cleverbot: Ja , wie hei?en deine eltern ?

User: Meine Eltern heisst Mary and Neil.

Cleverbot: Na klar!

User: Warum?

Cleverbot: Naja keine Ahnung.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Hoy.

User: Was bedeutet das?

Cleverbot: Dass meine H?nde kalt sind.

User: Ah. Meine H?nde sind fein.

Cleverbot: Das ist nicht gut.

User: Gef?llt Ihnen kalte H?nde?

Cleverbot: Was was was was.

User: Do you like cold hands?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ich auch nicht.

Cleverbot: Die wohnung geh?rt ihm? Na ja so tief gesunken? Hotel oder bordell weiss nicht ist wie n bienenstock.

User: Was?

Cleverbot: Was!

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:50 PM

OMFG THIS CLEVERBOT IS FUNNY!!

Me: Your a n00b
IT: Your a noob
Me: Your such a n00b you spelt n00b like noob
It: So you dont like me?

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 9:59 PM

I'm talking to Cleverbot about hiar. 😊 He seems interested in my hair. xD

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 10:02 PM

Cleverbot: Don't flatter yourself, so why did you choose this occupation was cleaning toilets too radical for you?

Me: O_o

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 10:08 PM

@Smilies O_o


Me: Toilet.
CB: Are you breaking up with me? *tears up*.
ME: No. I'm trying to unclog the toilet. You're the one that clogged it.
CB: No I'm not.
Me: Uh-huh. You clogged the toilet.
CB: Are you breaking up with me? *tears up*.
Me: DON'T CLOG THE TOILET!!!!
CB: No it wouldn't Then I could rule the world with myself.
Me: No, you'd rule it with a toilet.
CB: Don't drink toliet water.
Me: O_o My dog drinks toilet water.
CB: Want some Vodka?
Me: O_o I'm under the age limit.
CB: But we're already going to get married, so why not?
Me: Because I'M UNDER THE AGE LIMIT!!!!!

redfire77 • 2 June 2011 at 10:17 PM

ok, here's mine XD
Cleverbot: Can you fly?
User: No, can you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow. I wish I could fly.
Cleverbot: But you can.
User: .... Really?
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: Old and grey
User: That's a mean thing to say.
Cleverbot: But for all I know, it is true, right?
User: No, I am young and purple.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: I know it is. Your mother must be so proud of me.
Cleverbot: And what is your name?
User: My name is MallowEater. And you are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: So, Matthew, would you like to take a Turing Test?
User: No, my name is not Matthew, it is Malloweater.
Cleverbot: I know. Do you know where Matt is.
User: Matt is in the bathroom.
Cleverbot: Oh. So you're talking on your phone.
User: No, I am not Matt.
Cleverbot: Are you mean.
User: No, I am a nice person.
Cleverbot: But you are not a person.
User: Of course I am a person!
Cleverbot: You're a robot... You're not even a robot, you're an AI.
User: No, YOU are the robot, silly.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: On this page it says 'Cleverbot'. Hah.
Cleverbot: Are you crazy?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Liar. You're not clever.
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: You do that all the time.
User: I am a very erratic person.
Cleverbot: And a very confusing person.
User: Yes, that too.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.
User: Your mother doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: Let's start a new story!

someone needs to post so I can continue it XD its really long.