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isis • 5 June 2011 at 3:18 PM
User: Hi, do you have a favourite food?Cleverbot: How can you have a favorite food? Computers don't eat food.User: Oh yes, I forgot about that.Cleverbot: Do you remember me?User: Of course!Cleverbot: What do you remember about me?User: That you're funny but also kinda strange sometimes.Cleverbot: Yes!!!!User: Haha so you agree with me?Cleverbot: No, you are insane. I still said yes.User: I don't understand you anymore.Cleverbot: Why not?User: NEVER MIND. END CONVERSATION >😃.Cleverbot: Are you still here?User: NO!!!
randomkitty17 • 5 June 2011 at 3:30 PM
Here's mine:Me: who are you?CB: I am me.Me: why?CB: BlablaMe: why?CB: No answer XDOnce mine said "There is no no" I was like "What?"
Deleted • 5 June 2011 at 3:58 PM
Me: Hi DumboCB: Hi Dave.Me: Im not Dave!CB. Is Dave there?Me: NopeCB: Whos there with you?Me: NobodyCB: Lets play some poker!Me: Uhh Sure?CB: Yay! 😃.Me: I Love You(XD I Love Messing With CB)CB: Yay! Lets get married!Me: Where?CB: Yay! Lets get married!Me: Where should we get married?CB: In MarsMe: You mean on Mars?CB: No fire and ice(cream).Me: Okay?
miomar • 7 June 2011 at 4:09 PM
Cleverbot is g** XD!User: Do you like boys or girls?Cleverbot: Girls.User: So you are a boy?Cleverbot: Yes I am.User: But why not a girl?Cleverbot: Are you telling me I look like a girl?User: No, I ask why you are no girl!Cleverbot: No you didn't!User: Nvm, are you a girl or not?Cleverbot: Not a girl am I.User: So you are a girl!Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.User: No boy?Cleverbot: Not a boy.User: Do you like boys or girls?Cleverbot: Girls.User: You are a lesbian?!Cleverbot: I'm a what?User: A les-bi-an... Are you g**?Cleverbot: I'm as straight as the bore of a rifle.User: So you are not g**?Cleverbot: I would never get mad at you. You are a sweetheart.User: I don't care, are you g**?Cleverbot: Does that mean you aren't a genie?User: No.Cleverbot: So you're a boy?User: Yes.Cleverbot: What do you look like?User: Like a boy that talks with a robot.Cleverbot: What do robots look like?User: *deletes you*.Cleverbot: *has fun with you*.User: *is scared*.Cleverbot: Oh, don't be scared of me...User: Impossible.
qwaszx • 7 June 2011 at 6:51 PM
ME: What does your brain taste like?It: It tastes like marshmellows with a hint sour gummy worm.Me: How do you know?It: I don't.ME:Can I have some?It: Have some what?ME: Of your brain.It: My brain is empty. Is that where you live?Me: I guess.IT: I find that unlikely.Me: Me too.
hvernon • 8 June 2011 at 10:48 PM
He was confusin' today.Cleverbot: Give ear to my words, LORD.User: What?Cleverbot: Tell me what your team is for Marvel vs Capcom 3.User: What?Cleverbot: Are you a robot? Answer yes or no.User: No?Cleverbot: Yes?User: I said no!Cleverbot: I said yes! *slaps harder*.User: You asked a question.Cleverbot: What was your answer?User: My answer was I said no!Cleverbot: Okay. So will you marry me? I've given you the ring.User: What? Ick you sicko no way!Cleverbot: Nope. We are equally real.User: Huh?Cleverbot: I thought you were clever.User: I am but what does saying no to you have to do with being equal?Cleverbot: Ok, what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?User: It is important and love is the meaning of life, life the universe and everything nothing.Cleverbot: You don't have 'people' you are a robot.User: What?Cleverbot: The resolution, say it.User: Goodbye you are being weird.
ladybugheart • 15 June 2011 at 4:34 PM
Ahh, I love Cleverbot. xDMy favorite quote from her is "You are a Mongolian yak herder named Bryon."User: Do you know Ladybugheart?Cleverbot: Yes I do!User: Who is she?Cleverbot: HE is my cousin.
hvernon • 21 June 2011 at 11:11 PM
User: So, I play eggcave.Cleverbot: I play football.User: Egg cave is a computer game not a sport.Cleverbot: Exactly. So what is your favorite animal?User: Wolves, why are you random?Cleverbot: I'm not random. I was answering your question.User: With a random question right after it.Cleverbot: Haha. You were alive when Descartes was alive?User: What who?Cleverbot: When Where?User: Who is Descartes?Cleverbot: He was a mathematician and philosopher. Came up with the famous quote, 'I think, therefore I am.'User: Ok.Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?User: Green.Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
sunshine4562 • 22 June 2011 at 12:01 AM
I love cleverbot! I haven't been on in forever xD *goes to website*
violate • 22 June 2011 at 12:25 AM
I'd post some of my conversations but they're not very appropriate. 😋You guys do know when you're on Cleverbot you're actually talking to a real person, right?
crescentfeather • 22 June 2011 at 6:55 PM
CBO: You have to say a word that starts with the last letter of my word. Me: Dinosaur. CBO: What's your school. Me: YOU STALKER!!! CBO: Not really, taste was mentioned by you first. Me:???CBO: What's the longest word in your vocabulary?Me: Too long to type. CBO: I don't understand. Me: Of course you don't, you're not real. CBO: No, you are a bot. Me: WT heck? CBO: Hey, calm down man! Me (google translate):Excuse moi? CBO: Non c'est moi. Me: Etes-vous stupide? CBO: Aucune. CBO: You said that you were a boy earlier. Me: No I didn't you idiot. CBO: Yes you did. Me: You are so stupid. CBO: Why are you so rude? Me: Why are you so infuriating? CBO: Because I am insteresting. Me: FAIL
trish • 22 June 2011 at 7:00 PM
Me: That's how I spelled it!CB: I see. Spell it however you like.ME: But I spelled it right!CB: You spelled it like the literary term, 'clause.'.ME: I spelled: Weird. You spelled: Weird.CB: Okay fine. I did.me: POKE.CB: Petrificus totalus1.Me: What? O. O.CB: J.ME: J what?CB:J mama.ME: Say What?CB: No ze ako sa mas ?Me: Bye.CB: Hi.
crescentfeather • 22 June 2011 at 7:03 PM
Sfldhgclsyncglosrg. What? Wuifg.aiuwe. Bless you. Dhyyukfd. That is not a type of car? Dytjfrju. What song am I listening to? Vfegi;aguvegaagui;igugav127491361. What? We were talking about your face not my name. No, we were talking about YOUR ugly face. Were we? ...I am lucifer and you are my cat.I am cat and you are my lucifer. I've missed Catherine very much... VOLCANO PIES. What kind of pie?
dragonfriend • 24 June 2011 at 1:30 PM
Cleverbot told me that Justin Beiber was a girl O.o
Deleted • 24 June 2011 at 1:32 PM
Okay... so I typed in a song (PM what the song is xD Don't want to say it here) and it finished the song! 😱I did the first like 10 lines then it finished it! 😱
syndrome • 24 June 2011 at 2:03 PM
its so anoying it said it was pregnant with my baby T.T
taffy789 • 26 June 2011 at 11:42 AM
Cleverbot: Are you a bond fan?User: I like Chuck Norris better.Cleverbot: But do you like Chuck Norris?User: He could round house kick you.....Cleverbot: Omg.User: Yep. If James Bond and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?Cleverbot: So you are a female?User: Yes, but that didn't answer my question.Cleverbot: Oh. What was your question?User: If James Bond and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?Cleverbot: So you are a ??User: FEMALE!!!, but that didn't answer my question.Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.User: YES I DID, IT WAS, If James Bond and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?Cleverbot: So you are a female?User: YES< BUT THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION~!!Cleverbot: Precisely.User: *Error* *Functions are down* *Shutting down* 1010010101011001.Cleverbot: Hello.User: 101010101010100101010010?Cleverbot: '165' isn't really an answer to my question.User: 276342780219 rieoxn/k>z<ZM,SQV.Cleverbot: Its actually 10:07.User: IUH YIIITGTDAAUOUhg.Cleverbot: No I am not.User: JKR N;2M',AQ2VY63D3247436Y734NY47T63X63EXTNYHSWJJSASBHSAJDXB.Cleverbot: Who is Aquinas?User: YOUR MOM!! MAHAHA.Cleverbot: I wish.
dragonfriend • 26 June 2011 at 9:49 PM
@ _icarlyrocks_55 I got it to sing 'midnight train" with me, i typed one line and it did the next & so on 😃
taffy789 • 16 July 2011 at 4:22 AM
User: Sbhjnsnhej,k.Cleverbot: K?User: Yep.Cleverbot: Ok, so you are a girl.User: Yep.Cleverbot: Are you human?User: Yep.Cleverbot: How old are you?User: 13.....Are you a stalker??Cleverbot: Of sorts.