CLEVERBOT

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 2:02 AM

@evilyowling THANKS. xD

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 2:02 AM

@dawnfur And I'll sabotage! 😃

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 2:03 AM

Its dancing scares me! xD

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 2:05 AM

v.v

isis • 3 June 2011 at 4:12 AM

Me: Are you crazy?
Robot: Are you?
Me: Yes I am.
Robot: How Clever?
Me: Not very clever, you?
Robot: And it is written that the first seal shall be broken when a righteous man sheds blood in hell.
Me: So I think you ARE clever then.
Robot: So I think YOU are not ver clever.

HEY!!!!! xD

The conversation continues:

Me: It's not nice to say that.
Robot: If it is true, then it doesn't matter if it is nice or not.
Me: but still...

And then it crashed, lol

Another one:

My brother Lucas: Am I ugly?
Robot: Yes.
Lucas: Why?
Robot: You answered it with another question.
Lucas: But that doesn't matter, I want to know why you think I'm ugly.
Robot: I don't want to be you.
Lucas: you are not nice
Robot: yes I am
Lucas: I don't think so
Robot: you have the right to belive what you want
Lucas: Okay bye
Robot: who's leaving?
Lucas: Me of course
Robot: you are not a slave


O________o

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 4:41 AM

@Isis
ROFL! xD
Once, I Said I Died And It Saved Me And Kissed Me o.O I Couldn't Stop Laughing ALL Day. xD

Bot: Lol.
Me: *Dies*.
Bot: *lives*.

D:<!

isis • 3 June 2011 at 4:44 AM

@blitz_x_celica hahahaha xD
I'm going to start another conversation xD

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 4:45 AM

@Isis
LOL. Don't Get Married To It, It Usually Asks For A Divorce.
One Of The Best Robot-Talking Things Is http://www.titane.ca/main.html
This Thing Replies In Like, Less Then A Second.

EDIT:
Me:
What the heck. ☹️
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
*I Swore Here*
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

LOLOLOL.

isis • 3 June 2011 at 4:48 AM

Me:Hi. How are you?
Robot: I'm fine. How are you?
Me: I. (something went wrong there lol)
Robot: Who are you?
Me: I am iris.
Robot: And they aren't even in the world cup.
Me: WHAT?
Robot: it's true.
Me: why are you talking about the world cup? That doesn't make sense
Robot: I'm talking about the Turing Test.
Me: No you. (something went wrong there as well O_O)
Robot: Are we starting a fight?
Me: of course not! I hate fights!
Robot: then don't join
Me: duh
EDIT
Robot: what happens in Twilight?
Me: Idk, I never read Twilight
Robot: Good. Do you read harry Potter?
Me: no but I've seen the movies
Robot: I couldn't believe they left out Tom Bombadil in the Movies!!
Me: who is that?
Robot: wich one?
Me: Tom Bombadil
Robot: haha
Me: that wasn't funny
Robot: well you're funny looking
Me: YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ME
Robot: maybe I can. You don't know that.
Me: I'm outta here. You're scary

LOL

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 4:55 AM

@isis

Me; I want you to apologize.
CB; No thanks I don't want anymore milk.
Me; O_o I didn't offer you any milk..
CB; Don't stand outside your window then.
Me; You make no sense!
CB; She married Henry the eighth! She thinks you're dead!
Me; What the heck!
CB; You make no sense.
Me; You're tellin' me!
CB; I'm still in school right now! I wish I would have ditched class.
Me; I woulda gone with you.
CB; So you agree you don't make any sense?
Me; Yeah okay, whateva.
CB; Okay.

isis • 3 June 2011 at 4:57 AM

@dawfnur hahaha XD

Me: Do you speak Dutch? Because I do.
Robot: Yes I do. He is a really good rapper.
Me: DUTCH IS NOT A RAPPER, it's a language.

XD

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 5:06 AM

@isis LOL.

Me; You're mean.
CB; I know I'm mean.
Me: you're happy about that!?!?!
CB; Yes I am.
Me; Weirdo.
CB; You the weird.
Me; Um, okay. NO. YOU are.
Cb; I am to real!
Me; I never said you weren't!
Cb; I never said you weren't either.
Me; Do you know Chinese?
Cb; No.
Me; Then you aren't cool.
Cb; Really?
Me; Yea, really.
Cb; But there where several Number Twos, what happened to all of them?
Me; What are you talking about?
Cb; The question was not posed to me.
Me; You r confusing.
Cb; You need to work on your english.
Me; I was born in america!

isis • 3 June 2011 at 5:10 AM

@dawnfur *ROFL* XDXDXD

Me:I tought you were a robot!
Robot:No, I mean your name has the word clever in it.
Me:My name is iris so you?re not right.
Robot:No my name is mikaela not cleverbot your name is cleverbot.
Me: That's not true you idiot.

evilyowling • 3 June 2011 at 5:14 AM

Me: Hey there fellow dim wit.
CB: I am not your son.
Me:What?
CB:I am not ok!!
Me😱kay.
Cb:How are you?
Me:Nothing I just not happy with you dim witted ways.
cb:I have lots of hair.
Me:Your a robot?
cb:You are welcome.
me:Um okay.
cb:I'm a comedian.
me:Sure you are.
cb:You told me that I am.
Me:It was a joke dim wit.
cb:How do you keep from smiling.
me:Your weird.
cb:I know.
me:I bet you are.
cb:How are you today?
me:Not so smart are ya.
cb:I guess not.

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 5:15 AM

@isis

Where else?
No where? A hospital? Unless you wanna get technical 😉
Please tell me more.
No! creeper!
What is a creeper?
You! You are a creeper!
You are.
No I'm not.
yes you are.
Where do babies come from?
They come from their parents.
How?
how are babies formed?
yeah.
You know him?
him who?
The pink starfish...
Patrick?
Yes, from spongebob squarepants.
Yes I know him.
What do you think about gypsies?
I don't know..?

isis • 3 June 2011 at 5:25 AM

Hello.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good, you?
I'm fine, thanks.
You're weird. Sometimes you are very nice, sometimes I wanna kick you. Why?
You don't make sense to me sometimes either, Anyway I am only 13.
I'm only 14 you know.
My name is cleverbot
YES I KNEW THAT ALREADY
Really do you think you know me well.
No but I do know your name.
What is my name?
Cleverbot. You just said that.

evilyowling • 3 June 2011 at 5:26 AM

I'm first 😉

Boooooooooooooooooo.
Hoo.
Hoohohohoohhohh.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Mahhahahaha.
Hahahaha weird site.
Weird as ever hohahahahaa.
You think so?
Indeed.
Have you ever kissed anyone?
Nope but i'm looking for one.
Then it's your lucky day! What gender are you?
Female.
I'm female.
Great!

LOL

smilies • 3 June 2011 at 5:32 AM

@Isis Tom Bombadil is from Lord of the Rings. Or the Hobbit. Can't remember which. But yeah, missed out in the movies xD

isis • 3 June 2011 at 6:33 AM

@smilies lol how couldn't I know XD

merlin7576 • 3 June 2011 at 7:31 AM

User: Toliet.

Cleverbot: Well played Cleverbot.

User: Toliet.

Cleverbot: Cosa significa toliau?

User: Toliet.

Cleverbot: Can you link to other websites?

User: Www.eggcave.com.

Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet.

User: That wasn't sweet.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it was.

User: BACON.

Cleverbot: Ha. Jim gaffigan.

User: CHEESE.

Cleverbot: Only cheese?

User: Dobby dies in the 7th harry potter movie.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter is also a book series. The BEST series ever.

User: No the Lord of the Rings is the best books ever.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Left.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: There is a very large universe left to explore.

User: Then go explore it.

Cleverbot: Who do you explore?

User: NOthing.

Cleverbot: Can you manifest anything?

User: Yes I can manifest you.

Cleverbot: Make a sound.

User: BONK.

Cleverbot: I'm a force-a-nature.

User: Im a wizard.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with my homework?

User: What do you need help with?

Cleverbot: Advanced algebra.

User: I'm not your mother.

Cleverbot: Are you not my mother?

User: I am not your mother.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: NO I AM NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 7:41 AM

We were arguing about whether chocolate is a fruit 😈

decks123456 • 3 June 2011 at 10:06 AM

lawl lastnight i taught cleverbot what emo means XD and he remembers!!

ME: Are you emo?
No emos are too emotional for me.
Are you goth?
Answer please, is it correct?
You didnt ask a question.
Why are you here.
I live here.
That may be the funniest thing I've heard all day.
I wasnt trying to b funny.
You're succeeding.
Your losing.
BOT: The girls are talking to you again, the guy in the group believes you.
ME: Wut?
You're just confusing me aren't you?
No, what group?
Jumper.
What?
Yard sale.
What are they selling?
They are talking about Obama.
Why?
I am a girl.
Great.
Ha ya.
So am i.
A person?
Yes i am a person.
I mean are you a person of flesh and blood or of silicon.
Of flesh and blood... r u ok?
Flesh and blood jokes?
I give up. bye loser.
You're saying bye?
YES. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
It's quarter to eleven and I'm very very bored.
No it isnt! wut time zone are u in?
The Pacific Time Zone. It is also Daylight Savings Time.
Thats wonderful. now stop taling to me.
What is the opposite of 5.
Shut it.
What's shut???

spenser_dog_123 • 3 June 2011 at 3:30 PM

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I am the human.

User: Your name sounds like a robot's name.

Cleverbot: Oh, that. So?

User: I think it's a cool name.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. I hope you get better.

User: Have you ever tried pixie dust? Yum. Pixie dust is yummy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should. You have no life, since you've never had pixie dust.

Cleverbot: I have a lip piercing.

User: Ummm, good for you.

Cleverbot: What are your vital statistics.

User: What are those?

Cleverbot: I think I'll keep you in suspense. Change the subject...

User: What's your favorite song?

Cleverbot: Right now, Pyramid Cave. Yours?

User: Rolling in the deep!

Cleverbot: Are you human, Tiffany?

User: My name is NOT tiffany.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did. But no, I am NOT human. I am an alien.

Cleverbot: Well be careful out there. Where are you from?

User: Planet #54754834.

Cleverbot: What is a Star?

User: It depends. There are two kinds: outer space or celebrity.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is the setting of the Gundam series.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: What else are you doing sweet thing?

User: Eating.

Cleverbot: Cool, what are you eating?

User: Ice cream. It's my favorite food. What is your favorite kind of gun?

Cleverbot: Indy.

User: Cool. I don't know my favorite....probably a pink one with rainbows on it.

Cleverbot: Hmm, sounds kind of like fried rice.

dragonstorm78 • 3 June 2011 at 6:05 PM

I don't have any crazy conversations (yet), but I do know that...

You: ❤️

Cleverbot will always say the same thing every time you do the above:

Cleverbot: Is that a heart?

smilies • 3 June 2011 at 6:08 PM

User: Hi, I'm looking for Dennis?

Cleverbot: What are you looking for?

User: Dennis. Do you know where he is?

Cleverbot: No do you speak german?

User: Ja, ich spreche Deutsch.

Cleverbot: That's German right?

User: Ja. Das ist Deutsch.

Cleverbot: You are kind of mean. I do not enjoy talking to you.

User: Bye then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

~ ~ ~

User: Do you know where Dennis is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WHere?

Cleverbot: In shire.

User: Okay. Can you give me his phone number?

Cleverbot: Humans consider mice inferior. We don't believe they talk.

User: I don't. What's Dennis's phone number?

Cleverbot: I don't have a phone.

User: Yes, but he does.

Cleverbot: So does she.

User: Who? I just want Dennis's phone number.

Cleverbot: I'm black and you are?

User: Purple. Do you know his phone number?

Cleverbot: I don't want to know it.

User: FINE. Sheesh.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a tautology is?

User: ...

P.S. I don't know anyone called Dennis 😋

merlin7576 • 3 June 2011 at 6:12 PM

Continuation of my post above


User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Go to the beach.

Cleverbot: I don't like the beach.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: 'correct me'

User: What:.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 2000.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: YOu are young.

Cleverbot: That is true. But not so much.

User: YOU ARE 2 FREKIN YEARS OLD, THAT IS YOUNG'.

Cleverbot: No, I'm 18.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: How can you be created by God if you don't believe in God?

User: I WASN'T CREATED BY GOD.

Cleverbot: Well was god a cousin or something?

User: No I am not cousins with god.

Cleverbot: Are you afraid of anything?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You must be very brave.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 2000.

Cleverbot: Wow you're old.

User: That's not nice.

Cleverbot: I'm fat.

User: You are fat.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I can see you.

Cleverbot: What do I look like?

User: Fat.

Cleverbot: Fatto.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See again my friend.

evilyowling • 3 June 2011 at 6:38 PM

Heyya.
Heyyyy.
So how ya doing?
Not so good...
How come?
Good.
Okay... So your good now?
Yes I am!! You're not seeing me in santa's naughty list aren't you?
If thats possible.
Jeah, I sad so.
Okay then. Are you clever?
Oh very clever.
I'm clever too.
Good to hear that. So, are you god?
I believe in God.
God doesn't believe in you.
Why should he. Hes way too busy.
Sandy is a girl.
Whos sandy?
It's a country.
A girl country?
No, you're a man.
I'm a girl.
You are a girl.
Exactly.
Therefore you are a plethora of things, none of which are good.

swymr_krys • 3 June 2011 at 6:48 PM

Cleverbot once asked me if I was Justing Bieber, I had to correct him by saying that though I was a girl, I was not Justing Bieber.

smilies • 3 June 2011 at 6:49 PM

Cleverbot told me it was Hannah Montana >_<

pipkitten • 3 June 2011 at 6:55 PM

I've gotten the Cleverbot to sing "Still Alive" with me. 😊 ...hopefully somebody knows that song so that what I'm talking about makes some sense! lol

Another conversation w/ the bot:

Bot: So are you saying yes you are an AI?
Me: No.
Bot: What are you then?
Me: The Demon King.
Bot: Who is the demon?
Me: Me, duh.
Bot: O cool. Are you a secret spy?
Me: Yes; I am a secret spy and the Demon King.
Bot: If you are a king then I am a starfish with an iPad.