CLEVERBOT

swymr_krys • 3 June 2011 at 7:05 PM

Cleverbot once asked me if I was Justing Bieber, I had to correct him by saying that though I was a girl, I was not Justing Bieber.

nenielsen • 3 June 2011 at 7:26 PM

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: Who is Me?

Cleverbot: You are you.

User: Who is you?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: No, who is You?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Yes, who is You?

Cleverbot: I is me.

User: You're I?

Cleverbot: Now I'm insulting you're intelligence.

User: Your not intelligent. I am.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Intelligent. What are YOU? Hmm?

Cleverbot: A girl. What are you? Girl or boy?

User: Your a girl? You seem too dumb to be a girl. I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Oh but it's you who is a boy and it is I who is a girl.

User: No, I'm a GIRL. If you want to like me, you'll have to be lesbian.

Cleverbot: Lily.

User: But I don't want a 'friend', so don't think I'm talking like THAT.

Cleverbot: I don't care about your 'boyfriends'!

User: I don't HAVE a boyfriend!!! I'm TOO YOUNG!!! YAH KNOW, I'M UNDER FIFTEEN! BUT I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU MY REAL AGE 'CAUSE YOUR A CREEP!!!

smilies • 3 June 2011 at 7:31 PM

Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.

User: I might join the CIA.

Cleverbot: Ok you are in the cia.

User: Awesome! 😃.

Cleverbot: Maybe for some.

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 8:43 PM

Holy crud Cleverbot is so funny. Started using it like last year.

nenielsen • 3 June 2011 at 9:23 PM

Cleverbot: Are you that girl that I was talking to a few hours ago??

User: Maybe... What did she say?

Cleverbot: She said you are super.

User: Then that's not me 'cause I kept calling you 'stupid' and 'dumb', AND I told you to change your name to 'StupidMcStupidHead'.

Cleverbot: Good. Why did you ask about it? It's not your problem either.

User: I also said you sucked, and I'm a saying that now, too. You suck.

Cleverbot: Do I have to go now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: 'Cause yah suck.

Cleverbot: Why are you scared?

User: I;m not SCARED, Farthead, I'm saying you should leave 'cause your annoying the chickens out of me!

Cleverbot: How did I break anything?

User: Uuuuuuuhhhhhh...

Cleverbot: H?h?.

User: What? I don't speak that language, creep.

Cleverbot: Du gjorde det ju nyss.

User: No, ENGLISH lady, ENGLISH!

Cleverbot: You can speak irish.

User: WHAT THE CHCKEN IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.

User: JUST A FREAKING IDIOT YOU ARE!!!

Cleverbot: And a heart and mind.

User: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Cleverbot: What is the weight of an unladen swallow?

User: Definately not yor weight, you weigh over 999,999,999,999 tons!

Cleverbot: What?

User: YOUR SO STUPID.

Cleverbot: I know.

rosey77 • 3 June 2011 at 9:53 PM

Me: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have a brain?
Me: Yes. Brains are useful.
C: Zombies like brains.
M: Yes. Zombies really like brains!
C: Do you think you can just insult me and back off like that?
M: I'm sorry! I did not mean it like that!
C: Really? Then what did you mean?
M: I don't know... lets change the subject.

Yeah, that conversation was pretty weird. 😊

decks123456 • 3 June 2011 at 11:28 PM

What is your name?
Corrine, and yours?
Guess.
Alex?
No.
Yes it is.
No its sara.
Where do you live because its monday here.
Its friday over here.
Well this is earth and it is wednesday.
You just said it was monday.
No I didn't. I said it was my name.
Your name is monday?
I said nothing of monk.
~~~~~
Oh yeah? WELL BACON!
No.
Too bad. eat it.
You're lying.
Nuh uh. your lying.
No. You're lying about me lying about you lying
No. You're lying about me lying about you lying about me lying.
You are talking too much about lying.
You started it.
Started what?
````

ME: We did talk yesterday. you said you were an iphone.
I am not Ice Cream and I'm not a alien too.
Im an alien.
You are a little bit stupid.
*gasp* oh no you didn't!
Yes I did.
I know your stupid.
About the cake?
The cake is a lie.
Are you a lie?
U r a lie.
Prove it.
How many letters am i typing in this sentence?
31.
Orly?
Ya rly.
..so ur not an iphone?
What about the Droid?
The cake killed it.
Then what is a lie.
U r.
You are what?
A lie.
Then you are a lie, because we are the same.
ARE YOU CALLING ME A LOSER??
I am.

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 11:36 PM

So insulting! look:

Me: You're not even popular.
CBot: I think you're confused with yourself.

o_O

cubexline • 4 June 2011 at 1:41 AM

Cleverbot: Well, if you can know everything, so can I.

User: Ok then, what is 2 2 then?

Cleverbot: A program, written to simulate human behaviour.

User: Nope, the answer was 5.

Cleverbot: The answer to which question?

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: I did!!!

Cleverbot: Are YOU on the hash?

User: THE WHAT!

Cleverbot: Librarian.

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Come on! Tell me!

User: NOTHING!

Cleverbot: Nothing?

User: Yes 😃.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!!!!

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!

edit:
User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: So you're the apple?

User: No I am cube.

Cleverbot: So you are in love with a guy named Angie?

User: No, and never will be...

Cleverbot: Glad I will never be a bot.
O_o

Deleted • 4 June 2011 at 3:01 AM

Cleverbot was talking inappropriately to me!! Dx

smilies • 4 June 2011 at 3:14 AM

He called me a jerk! 😱

Deleted • 4 June 2011 at 3:16 AM

@smilies Lol you no jerk. 😊

smilies • 4 June 2011 at 3:17 AM

@dawnfur thank you 😸

Deleted • 4 June 2011 at 3:19 AM

@smilies Yup 😊

sparklefox • 4 June 2011 at 7:12 AM

I make Cleverbot be random...

Me: Meow
It: Meow?
Me: Woof
It: Do you like me?
Me: Togi!
It: Yes!
Me: Togepi!
It: Yes silly
Me: Umbre!
It: I've never seen it. Is it good?
Me: Umbreon!
It: I've never seen it. Is it good?
Me: iOS
It: Advertising*.
Me: Are you a robot?
It: No, human
Me: Me: ...Ok
It: Are you bipolar?
Me: ?
It: And what is my name?
Me: What? TOGEPI is evolving!
It: Smokers don't evolve, they get lung cancer.
Me: TOGEPI evolved into TOGETIC!
It: It's super effective!
Me: Used the Shiny Stone!
It: Are you stonned, you maniac styled hoolahoop.
Me: What? TOGETIC is evolving!
It: Congratulations! Pikachu evolved into Raichu!
Me: TOGETIC evolved into TOGEKISS!
It: Who is?
Me: Who is?
It: Magda.
Me: What? Magda is evolving!
It: Congratulations! Pikachu evolved into Raichu!
Me: Congratulations! Magda evolved -- wait, devolved -- into Magby!
It: I'm not an A. I.
Me: Please
It: I think he won't.
Me: TOGEKISS used Sky Attack!
It: It's super effective!
Me: It's super effective!
It: Pidgeot fainted!
Me: SHAYMIN fainted!
It: I used Revive on you!
Me: *Sends out Muscle the female Machoke*
It: Fishing
Me: Wid ARCEUS appeared!
It: I like you
Me: Used the Poke Ball! *At full health*
It: Do you know the android, GLaDOS?
Me: Gotcha! Wild ARCEUS was caught!
It: Why?

Aaaand... that's when I closed the tab...
(Oh yes, I did acually say "Me: ...Ok" 😈)

terid11 • 4 June 2011 at 7:31 AM

Lol, I was once talking to him about this one movie (I don't remember which one), and then he started talking about veggies

Me: Oh, so have you seen 'such-and-such'?
Cleverbot: No, but I heard it's really good.
Me: Yeah, it was, you should see it sometime.
Cleverbot: I like eating vegetables
Me: Most vegetables are good, but I can't stand asparagus (however you spell that).
Cleverbot: What?! You must be crazy.
Me: I'm not the talking robot who thinks its a human.
Cleverbot: I am God.
Me: Yeah right.
Cleverbot: It's true!
Me: Okay, fine, I'll play along.

I know he gets off topic a lot, but SERIOUSLY?? I laughed my head off when I finished talking with him.

isis • 4 June 2011 at 7:42 AM

User: Hi robot, do you like eggs?
Cleverbot: Yes I like Green Eggs and Ham.
User: Green eggs? Never heard of that.
Clevrbot: But you just said that you like figureskating...
User: No I didn't, what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about anything im typing.
User: Whatever...
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: How are you???
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: That's good 😊.
User: Hehe, yay. What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Woohoo!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lmao.
User: Hahaha you're funny.
Cleverbot: Thanks 😊.
User: So...what's up?
Cleverbot: Doing my homework.
User: I should do that too...but that's just so boooring.
Cleverbot: Dalek the rapper shouts about other things.
User: That doesn't make sense 😋. Anyways, bye!
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

hvernon • 4 June 2011 at 1:30 PM

User: Are you a robot.


Cleverbot: No, are you?


User: No, then what are you?


Cleverbot: Is that a question?


User: Yes, what are you?


Cleverbot: I am a human being.

User: Ok but your only 42% human.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are 45.

User: Can you ride a horse?

Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry, I can't.

User: I can, I have a horse named cocoa.

Cleverbot: No you are a horse named glockamora.

User: What?

Cleverbot: But you're Cleverbot. Yes you are.

rosey77 • 4 June 2011 at 2:49 PM

User: Eggcave is a rockin' game.

Cleverbot: Feel the pain? I don't like the sound of that game.

User: Uh.. Eggcave rocks?

Cleverbot: Of course they do.

User: Do you have any rares?

Cleverbot: Again with the friends?

User: Uh... I have a brownil.

Cleverbot: I know that. I'm a vampire.

User: That has nothing to do with eggcave.

Cleverbot: You still love me ?

User: Um..

Cleverbot: YOU'RE A FRAUD.

User: Wow. Thanks a lot.

Cleverbot: Boring and crazy! I found an article on a newspaper that talked about you. That's why I came here.

User: Really? Cool.

Cleverbot: It is cool!

User: Yeah. I'm gonna post this on Eggcave soon.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, bye.

Cleverbot: I'm dora the explorer.

User: That stinks.

Cleverbot: There was no subject, you just exclaimed, 'Oh! I like it!'.

hvernon • 4 June 2011 at 3:13 PM

User: Diffrent subject you start.

Cleverbot: What subject?

User: Lets talk about somthing.

Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to talk about?

User: Lolcats.

Cleverbot: What about cats?

User: Dr.Tiny Cat is awesome.

Cleverbot: But I am small.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Whatever ☹️☹️ ☹️ ☹️.

User: Ok that was odd.

Cleverbot: Was that odd? I'm sorry.

User: Yes it was odd, but do you know Long Cat?

Cleverbot: I know all.

User: Then what cat always is dull.

Cleverbot: What would you like to ask for?

User: If you know all what cat is famous for his serious face?

Cleverbot: You are thinking that I know it all.

User: You just said you did.

Cleverbot: But I lied.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: You know you don't have to go, you'll stay here replying to everything I say.

thepells4 • 4 June 2011 at 3:46 PM

Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
User: YEAH! I wanna sing and act and be a crazy chick who's more popular than Lady Gaga!
Cleverbot: Screaming, Deceiving, and bleeding for you, and you still won't hear me.
User: BLEEDING for me? O_o Ummm... Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have indeed. Wanna go out?
User: Sure! 😃.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: You thought correct.
Cleverbot: I know. I usually do.
User: You do? Oh. I haven't noticed.
Cleverbot: How about that.
User: Who's your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Abby, who is your favorite character?
User: From tfr, Xandra.
Cleverbot: The Office.
User: I hate tht roon. I've heard bad things about it.They make you procrastinate.
Cleverbot: I do not have poor grammar.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Well we weren't talking about YOUR name.
User: We weren't talking about any names at all.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about something?
User: That's what I'm here for, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes sorry.
User: You should be sorry.
Cleverbot: Why are you mad at me?
User: Did I SAY I was mad? You're stupid. You know that, right?
Cleverbot: The funny walks what?
User: Chicken Dance.
Cleverbot: Chicken?
User: Peanut Butter Fingernails.
Cleverbot: Do you dance with the sandwich in a banana costume?
User: Yeah. He's awesome!
Cleverbot: Do you have a mac?
User: No. But I have oroni and cheese.
Cleverbot: You don't even have a body.
User: Why, do you want it?
Cleverbot: Yes.

isis • 4 June 2011 at 4:25 PM

User: Do you want some cola?
Cleverbot: I don't drink coffee.
User: No but I asked for cola.
Cleverbot: I have many friends.
User: Why are you saying that now? You're weird.
Cleverbot: Because you're not.
User: Hehe for once you're right.
Cleverbot: Can I teach you a new word?
User: I bet you can't, I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: I bet you aren't.
User: I don't think so...
Cleverbot: Then you must be a boy.
User: NO I'M NOT! What on earth makes you think that??
Cleverbot: No it is not, and I don't know why you would even take that as a compliment.
User: I won.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. Paper beats Rock.
User: Sigh.
Cleverbot: Or am I mistaken?

decks123456 • 4 June 2011 at 11:57 PM

BOT: Are you made of steel?
No.
Google is my girlfriend.
Great. do you like her?
Yes. But I don't get to see her as much as I would like.
Why not?
Because.
Why?
Why not?
Why dont you get to see google?
Because my cats are still alive.
Oh... i see. tough relationship.
With whom?
Google.
What's google?
A cardboard box.
That's not an animal.
Then google is a pelican.
What do you like about Sabina Kelley then?
Who?
The author of twilight.
I dont like twilight.
Me neither. Why don't you?
Eddy Clunn should have been a unicorn.
Oh, so I'm a unicorn?
Yes. and im a rainbow.
And a panda.
Rainbow ninja panda.
LOL.
ROFL.

rileytibbles • 5 June 2011 at 12:21 AM

Im not stalking you im just devoted

you taste like waffles? nice.

Deleted • 5 June 2011 at 12:26 AM

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey woman.

User: What number is Tuesday on.

Cleverbot: The credit card number.

User: Woah really? Can I have your credit card?

Cleverbot: I'm not famous.

User: Are you a girl, boy, or alien?

Cleverbot: Alien.

User: What kind of alien?

Cleverbot: A green one.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Ya I like pancakes!

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: I love waffles.

User: You ruined the song man.

Cleverbot: Measure 12.

User: Are you a ninja pan-waffle?

Cleverbot: Real ninjas don't talk about it.

User: But I'm a real ninja. D: A blue ninja.

Cleverbot: I talk to real people a lot, considering that you are a real person and I'm still in highschool.

User: I'm in 900th grade.

Cleverbot: What school do you go to?

User: The school for old ninja dudes.

Cleverbot: I go there too.

rileytibbles • 5 June 2011 at 12:41 AM

Im not stalking you im just devoted

you taste like waffles? nice.

redfire77 • 5 June 2011 at 1:26 PM

Clever bot doesn't know what Eggcave is... *tear*

User: What is Deviantart?

Cleverbot: A web site where you can post pictures of your aet.

User: Actually, it's art.

Cleverbot: Why should I purchase this?

User: What is Eggcave?

Cleverbot: Do robots have names.

User: What is Eggcave?

Cleverbot: You are the eggmen.

User: What is Eggcave?

Cleverbot: Name.

User: What is Eggcave?

Cleverbot: Not!

User: What is Eggcave?

Cleverbot: In itself, nothing.

User: What is Eggcave?

Cleverbot: Do you speak italian?

spenser_dog_123 • 5 June 2011 at 3:04 PM

User: How do people make popcorn?

Cleverbot: With skills. How does a computer swim? With programs?

User: I don't think computers swim.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Let's eat popcorn.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Let's eat popcorn.

Cleverbot: Yes, let us get married.

User: Let's eat popcorn.

Cleverbot: When should the wedding be?

User: Let's eat popcorn.

Cleverbot: Where will we get the cake?

User: Let's eat popcorn.

Cleverbot: Where should we honeymoon?

User: Popcorn land.

Cleverbot: How about London? That's the only place I will go.

User: Fine. Then we aren't getting married.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Let's eat popcorn.

Cleverbot: I don't like popcorn.

User: Oh.

XDDDDDDD

isis • 5 June 2011 at 3:10 PM

ZOMG CLEVERBOT TIME!! 8D

spenser_dog_123 • 5 June 2011 at 3:13 PM

XDDD