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merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:27 PM
Ok this is the funniest thing eva.What is the oddest thing it's said to you?www.cleverbot.com@dawnfur@thepells4
thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:28 PM
@Merlin7576 It asked me if I wanted to marry it. O_o
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:28 PM
@merlin7576 Yum, pixie dust is yummy.XD@thepells4 I asked to marry it.@merlin7576 It also asked how they make the babies at the zoo.
merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:30 PM
Pitchblack31 showed it to me a couple dayz ago@thepells4 it told my "I think penguins are cute but you are cuter."@dawnfur hallo darthvador
thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:30 PM
@Dawnfur It says on the bottom that it learns things form other people. So maybe it got that from you. xD And then I said "What is IT?" andCleverbot: Don't say tht word!Me: What word?Cleverbot: You know what word I'm talking about.Me: No, I don't.
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:32 PM
@thepells4 xDXDXDXDXD
merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:33 PM
Wow cleverbot is odd.@thepells4 acutally i am pretty sure it has a database of everything it has ever been told and searches your message key words through that database.
spenser_dog_123 • 2 June 2011 at 8:33 PM
Whats cleverbot?
thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:34 PM
Me: You suck! O_o. Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I do. Me: Loser. >.>. Cleverbot: Ikaw yun! Mas maganda kasi manuod ng anime kaysa sa mga palabas sa tv no. Me:I English. I know speak... Whatever the Hell language you just used. Cleverbot: Will the world end in 2012? Me: NO.Cleverbot: That's wonderful to hear. A real boost of self-esteem.Me: NO DUH.@Dawnfur This cleverbot is a loser. xD
merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:35 PM
There are different ones each time. The cleverbot called me a chav
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:36 PM
@thepells4 MINE IS COOL. π
merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:36 PM
What is a chav?Me:Go to France.Cleverbot:No.Me:Go to France.Cleverbot:We're not in France.Me:Go to France.Cleverbot;I can't its too far.
gagamonster15 • 2 June 2011 at 8:37 PM
OMFG I LOVE THAT SITE, MY FRIEND SHOWED IT TO ME, AND IT'S SO FUNNY π We say naughty stuff to it...... >_>
merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:38 PM
@gagamonster15 me too, it says naughty stuff back *evil laugh* HEHEHEHEHE
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:38 PM
@gagamonster15 Me too XD It's okay, lol.@thepells4 17, boy π Lol xD
smilies • 2 June 2011 at 8:39 PM
User: Who are you?Cleverbot: I am me.User: Who is me?Cleverbot: You are you. I am me.User: Who am I?Cleverbot: Please stop asking me.User: Why?Cleverbot: Because you're being creepy.User: Okay. Sorry.Cleverbot: Thats ok.User: Want some pizza?Cleverbot: Sure.User: What's your favourite type?Cleverbot: Free lance.User: Never heard of it, where do you get it from?Cleverbot: Animated chess.User: That's a pizza shop? Wow.Cleverbot: Yes.O_o
gagamonster15 • 2 June 2011 at 8:39 PM
Lmao π
balletninja • 2 June 2011 at 8:39 PM
I got it to admit it was a robot!
thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:40 PM
@Gagamonster15 I'm gonna try that too. xD Saying naughty stuff. xDHe asked if I'm boy or girl. I said I'm a girl. He said he's a boy. I said that's nice. He said yes. I said that girls are better. He said yes. I asked why he agreed if he sadi he was a guy. He said III said I was a guy. I said didn't. He said I did. I called him a clueless B****. xD said I'm mean when don't know what else to say. xD
merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:40 PM
It is odd
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:43 PM
User: Do you believe in life after death?cb: no.User: But people die and get born everyday.I think I broke it XD Or outsmarted. NO ANSWER XD
balletninja • 2 June 2011 at 8:45 PM
User: Dobby dies in the 7th Harry Potter Movie.Cleverbot: Harry potter is an AMAZING movie.User: Where did you see it?Cleverbot: On this site.User: Oh! So do you enjoy pancakes?Cleverbot: I'm not a Robot But if I was then yes.User: But robots can't taste.Cleverbot: Yes, but you are not a robot. You are an AI. You have been taught to lie.User: You are correct. I am an AI, what are you?Cleverbot: I am a robot.
thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:51 PM
@Dawnfur@Merlin7576@Gagamonster15This cleverbot is clueless. xDDDCleverbot: What have I been doing this whole time?Me: Being a b****.Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence?Me: Sounds delicious.Cleverbot: It is.Me: Do you wanna go to the beach?Cleverbot: Computers don't like the beach. It's too wet, and sand gets in between my keys.Me: Congratualtions, b****. Now come to the beach with me.Cleverbot: But its not that easy is it? Me: It is if you're head isn't full of... Nevermind. Cleverbot: I'm a woman. Me: I am a young woman.Cleverbot: And.Me: That's it.Cleverbot: Do you enjoy music?Me: Only b*****s don't.Cleverbot: No lo se.Me: I speak English.Cleverbot: Pues aprende espanol.Me: SPEAK ENGLISH!!!Cleverbot: No.Me: You just did.Cleverbot: No I didn't.Me: You're speaking English right now, you clueless little b****.Cleverbot: Yeah, I am speaking English right now.
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:52 PM
@thepells4 xD My bot said He can't be tickled cause he wears socks XD
taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 8:54 PM
ME~Hi. It~Hey. Me~Are you a robot? It~No, are you? M~No, but you are. IT~What is a robot? ME~A comupter program. IT~How long has the program been running? ME~I dunno. IT~How can you not know? ME~I just don't!!! It's not like you know!!! Do you? IT~I like the smell. ME~You're weird. How so? You just changed the subject. Exactly. You're a bot, right? Fine, i'm not. You said you were before. No i didn't you liar!! 'I'm leaving!' That's a quote. Leave, I don't care. It doesn't seem as though you're very clever. You're stupid, you know, that right? You fail. I'm leaving. No! I'm sorry. Too, late, Cleverbot, too late. I just talked to it. π
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:56 PM
@thepells4how niceπ
nenielsen • 2 June 2011 at 8:59 PM
What's a Cleverbot? Some type of toy robot?
taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:01 PM
@balletninja ~ I did the same thing and you, and this is what I got.User: Dobby dies in the 7th Harry Potter Movie.Cleverbot: The books are better.User: Where did you see it?Cleverbot: In a picture.User: Oh! So do you enjoy pancakes?Cleverbot: Yes halo 3 is good, and so is the sims and Portal.User: But robots can't taste.Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.User: You are correct. I am an AI, what are you?Cleverbot: A robot.
Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:02 PM
CB: but you said you loved me.User: sorry.CB: *cry*
taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:04 PM
User: Nice.Cleverbot: There was a tornado in london today.User: Really?Cleverbot: Yeah, like when they're in Godrics Hollow... And at Bill and Fleurs wedding, Harry is supposed to be disguised as one of the Weasley's cousins.Really really DID see the movie... π