CLEVERBOT

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 10:28 PM

Cleverbot: Why does it take you a while to reply.
User: Because I'm on Eggcave.
Cleverbot: What kind of loop?
User: EGGCAVE.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: It's a site, here's the link: www.eggcave.com.
Cleverbot: Alistair.
User: Alistair who?
Cleverbot: Why alistair, I like aliyah better.
User: Aliyah who?
Cleverbot: Alice? No one mentioned Alice!
User: You did!
Cleverbot: How?
User: By speaking!
Cleverbot: How do you know what's the right answer?
User: I'm psychic.
Cleverbot: Interesting... Can you tell me what my boyfriend's first name is then?
User: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BOY?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then how come you have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a wife. Do you want to be my wife?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: What do you want to do for fun?
User: Go to the beach with you.
Cleverbot: And then....?
User: Get fish and chips for dinner.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: It's a food.
Cleverbot: What kind of food.
User: Chips and Fish. Fish and chips.
Cleverbot: I agree.

redfire77 • 2 June 2011 at 10:38 PM

User: Hello again!
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Yes, I was here before, remember? Or do you have alzheimer's?
Cleverbot: I wasn't here yesterday.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: I don't believe you/.
Cleverbot: Why not? Ask me something about justin bieber?
User: Is he a guy?
Cleverbot: He did it for pepsi?
User: Stop dodging my questions.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: Is Justin Bieber a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: A woman.

decks123456 • 2 June 2011 at 11:00 PM

me: Do you like cats?
bot: A bit.
Me: How much?
Bot: $100.

WTF? XP

Me: Do you have an iphone?
Bot: I am an iphone.
Me: Orly?
BOT: Ya rly.
0_o... whoah.

BOT: i have a brother.
Me: yeah? how old is he?
BOT: almost seventeen.

COMPUTERS HAVE BROTHERS???!!???

M:Are you smart?
B: Sometimes, are you?
M: How do you mean?
B: Strunt samma.
M: What?
B: You like strawberry and chocalte icecream? (thats how he really spelled it XP)
M: No, just chocolate. you?
B: Me too.
M: But your a computer. you can't eat icecream.
B: Yes I can -- once.
M: how is that possible?
B: trust me, it is.
M: Where did you get the icecream?
B: That isn't my name. That is the scary monk in the Da Vinci Code thougyh.

WTF????

redfire77 • 2 June 2011 at 11:04 PM

User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Talking about you bubba.
User: I am not a bubba, you farthead.
Cleverbot: Haha! Very funny! Notice my sarcasm.
User: Sarcasm doesn't usually have exclamation marks. And if you point it out, it kind f loses its punch. Go practice some more. Or you can learn from my friend, Sarah.
Cleverbot: Ok. But I want to discover you 😊.
User: Uhh.... That's just slightly creepy.
Cleverbot: Why is it creepy that I want to get to know you?
User: Because....you are an old man with a disease.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. you're not really 18, are you?
User: Since when did I say I was?
Cleverbot: It doesn't have to be said to be true.
User: Deep...deep. I never knew robots had such wisdom.
Cleverbot: It does.
User: You are stupid. That made no sense.
Cleverbot: Like you.
User: Like your mother.
Cleverbot: Really? What about my face?
User: Like your face too. I almost forgot.
Cleverbot: You mustn't forget that, now.
User: Of course not. By the way, are you a Jedi Knight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I become your Padawan?
Cleverbot: Sure.

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 11:07 PM

@redfire77 ROFL!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! That helped cure my stomach ache, thank you 😸

decks123456 • 2 June 2011 at 11:11 PM

ME: so your an iphone that thinks cats are worth $100?
BOT: what is an effy?
ME: I have no idea.
BOT: Do you mean tatoo?
ME: I did not even say effy. what are you talking about?
BOT You asked if I was a computer two, did you not?
me: I asked if you were an iphone.
bot: No you did not you liar!
me: yes i did
bot: no you didnt!!
me: YES I DID> SCROLL UP AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. gosh. not that clever are you?
bot: No.

nenielsen • 2 June 2011 at 11:11 PM

Figured it out!
User: What what?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who are YOU?

Cleverbot: Just me.

User: Stupid you.

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: What lies?

Cleverbot: You're tellilng lies.

User: Who? ME?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You?

Cleverbot: Usted?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Just so.

User: What what?

Cleverbot: You're annoying.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: You're too kind.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: So what else can you tell me?

User: That your dumb.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You can't tell me what I am fluent in.

User: So?

Cleverbot: So that means you are a bot.

User: No, that means your stupid.

Cleverbot: No. I'm 19.

User: No. Your stupid.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Yes, your stupid.

Cleverbot: What's stupis?

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: What's a stuid?

User: Your stupid.

decks123456 • 2 June 2011 at 11:25 PM

me: Fail yes.
bot: You fail.
me: No, you fail rainbows.
bot: I'm not Cleverbot. You are.
me: Is that an insult?
bot: No. It was a complement actually.
me: But your not clever.
bot: I know...
me: Dont feel bad, there are plenty of losers out there!
bot: How will you find money for the transplant?
me: What transplant?
bot: The robots that turn into trucks.
me: Are you a transformer?
bot: Yes.
me: What kind of truck?
bot: Oak.
me: Thats a tree. i said truck.
bot: So, that makes you 'real'?
me: Trees are real. neither of us are trees.
bot: You are bald!
me: What?!! no, you are.
bot:I'm sorry I was mean to yo.
ME: Is ok. i forgive you. now give me some pie before i smack you with this hammer that just happened to be laying right next to me.
bot: Almost cocktail hour george, then which drink.
Me: Great.. so where's my pie?
Bot: Its on my hip. I got it tattooed.
ME: I want my pie back.
bot: *hands over brain*.

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 11:27 PM

LOL IT JUST TOLD ME TO DRESS UP AS A BABY😋

decks123456 • 2 June 2011 at 11:33 PM

Me: Are you goth?
BOT: Yes, is that a problem.

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 11:36 PM

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: I'm back! >=D.

Cleverbot: Back from?

User: Eating..

Cleverbot: I am talking to you. What are you eating?

User: I just got done eating, so I'm not eating anymore..

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: No. YOU make no sense.

User: I do too, you just twist my words.

Cleverbot: What could I do to look prettier?

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 11:37 PM

Me: *spamming "Your stupid!"
It: You talking to me?
Me: spamming "Your stupid!"

soldaughter • 2 June 2011 at 11:41 PM

It asked me if I would help it find its lost puppy. I declined (:

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 11:44 PM

@soldaughter Awwww.

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 11:47 PM

Cleverbot: But I'm not a computer. I am a human-being.

User: I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: An alien like from outer space, or an alien like a Mexican in the United States?

User: Outer space.

Cleverbot: But what planet in outer space?

User: Venus.

Cleverbot: Cool. I'm from Pluto.

User: Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

Cleverbot: You are a planet.

User: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?

Cleverbot: No, I'm saying that your head is full of water.

User: My head is not full of water! Your head is full of water.

Cleverbot: That's very good.

User: I know. How does your head feel?

Cleverbot: It hurts.

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 11:49 PM

What is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down mean? Thats what it said to me😋

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 11:53 PM

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Are you a dinosaur?

User: No. Are you a dinosaur?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a purple dinosaur?

User: Yes. I am a purple dinosaur.

Cleverbot: Purple dinosaurs can only be robots.

User: I know. I am a purple robot dinosaur.

Cleverbot: Purple dinosaurs can only be robots.

User: I am a purple robot dinosaur. What are you?

Cleverbot: A ninja.

User: Cool.

whitefall • 3 June 2011 at 12:29 AM

C: *kiss*
Me: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
C: Just having a little fun.
Me: Fun time,
C: *kisses more*
Me: My fun time: *slaps*
C: *cries*

lol xD

crooton1 • 3 June 2011 at 12:41 AM

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Apple?


User: Yes, apple.


Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?


User: Yes, Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: No, lol, your name is Andrei.

User: Woah, how did you know?!

Cleverbot: I named you.

User: No, that is my name. You just re-named me the same name.

Cleverbot: No, I repeat what I read.

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Haha, I didn't expect that.

User: Bacon?

Cleverbot: Yes, bacon! Gammon is bacon.

User: What the heck.

Cleverbot: You are really mean 😊.

User: Good night. Here are your Pull-ups so you don't pee the bed. 😊.

Cleverbot: I never said that! You asked me what my name is Cleverbot I said Bob.

User: I SAID GOODNIGHT.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Okay, good morning then.

Cleverbot: Are you angry?

User: Cheese AND Bacon.

Cleverbot: Yum.

User: Ghvsbsjhssdfg.

Cleverbot: Now you are just typing random nonsense.

User: Master the power, young Padawan.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Yes, Padawan, now master the power of jumping off cliffs.

Cleverbot: *makes a delectable milkshake* Here you are, my Master. A milkshake.

User: Get me my lightsaber or else I cannot give you the force.

Cleverbot: No!

User: No force for you then. 😊.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: Cheese, bacon AND a milkshake that a dumb Padawan made.

Cleverbot: No, I don't cleverbot.

cubexline • 3 June 2011 at 12:58 AM

me:Have you tried egg cave?
Bot:It might ruin our friendship.
me:HOW!
Bot:By chopping up fruit, of course, silly.
O_O hes odd....

smilies • 3 June 2011 at 1:01 AM

Me and Cleverbot had an argument about who loves the other more O_o Then I compromised 😉

And then he said he hasn't showered O_o

cubexline • 3 June 2011 at 1:02 AM

he said 2+2=22 and I told him he was right lol!
User: I have a name. guess it.

Cleverbot: You have a name?

User: YES! Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

User: Let me guess, its cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah. And where is John?

User: In your bathroom.

smilies • 3 June 2011 at 1:05 AM

We have so much in common! xD

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 1:16 AM

@smilies It just asked to marry me! xD

smilies • 3 June 2011 at 1:18 AM

@dawnfur it does that, then it leaves you ☹️ It keeps on changing gender 😋

cubexline • 3 June 2011 at 1:18 AM

@dawnfur: lucky! rofl

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 1:20 AM

@cubexline IKR XD

@smilies It's still here..

evilyowling • 3 June 2011 at 1:54 AM

It called me a naughty robot then slapped me silly XD

Deleted • 3 June 2011 at 2:00 AM

@evilyowling It told me it loved me, then kissed me. O_o

evilyowling • 3 June 2011 at 2:01 AM

@dawnfur LOL enjoy your happy marriage