Waiter!! There's a _____ in my ____!!

glacias • 5 October 2015 at 3:09 PM

@naturegirl1999
Left, right, right, straight on, left, left, left, right

Waiter! There's soup in my fly!

animalz • 6 October 2015 at 1:39 PM

@glacias

I don't see how that possib- *train runs over me*

Waiter, Speedy's cousin, who is the slowest mouse, has stolen my bread!

naturegirl1999 • 6 October 2015 at 2:29 PM

*Catches slow mouse hands bread to person*

Waiter! Why is the restaurant infested with mi_*gets tackled by 10,000 mice*

madscienced • 6 October 2015 at 3:15 PM

*Calls pest control* Sorry! It appears my rat army is out of control!

Waiter! Why is there poison in my- *collapses to the floor foaming at the mouth*

daeira • 10 October 2015 at 12:35 AM

@madscienced
Uh, 911. Emergency somebody fainted-
How is this restaurant not sued yet? XD

WAITER
THERE'S A FROG IN MY MO-sygdsyudgs

naturegirl1999 • 14 October 2015 at 10:51 AM

A frog in what? I can't understand u.

Waiter, Why is everything turning into triangles??

pupicorn • 30 October 2015 at 9:50 PM

Maybe you're having a seizure. Let me fill out some papers and I'll be done in a few minutes. Can you remind me to call the hospital after I'm done?

Waiter, why is there an octopus stuck to the ceiling?

splashnose • 6 November 2015 at 2:49 AM

He doesn't want to be turned into Calamari.

Waiter, there's a bacon in my vegetarian pizza.

naturegirl1999 • 3 December 2015 at 4:13 PM

Oh that? That is just tofu with food coloring to make it look like bacon.

Waiter, Everything is turning into paper!


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