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cougar • 22 April 2015 at 6:30 PM
@animallover94 Oh, that ~ Nya? 😈 You asked for Betta Cheese, so there it is...Waiter, there is a piece of play-doh in my spaghetti ~ Nya! 😋
animallover94 • 22 April 2015 at 6:38 PM
@cougar I'm sorry, we have a chef with OCD who has to have a certain number of noodles in each bowl. We ran out of noodles and your bowl was one noodle short of our chef's number, so she put a piece of spaghetti noodle-shaped Play-Doh in your bowl. You can eat it anyway, though, it can't taste that bad.Waiter! There's a dead cockroach floating in my soup!
cougar • 22 April 2015 at 6:42 PM
@animallover94 That's our new meatball flavour... Cockroball! It's limited edition, so I suggest eating it before it comes back alive ~ Nya! 😈Waiter! There's blood on my food. Is that normal ~ Nya?
ashlinnhi • 23 April 2015 at 7:32 AM
@cougar Silly, that's not blood, it's just red ink! Completely edible; the only side effects are very-not-mild poisoning ❤️ ^^Waiter, I think I'm going to die!
animallover94 • 23 April 2015 at 8:37 PM
@ashlinnhi Are you sure your not overreacting? Close your eyes and take deep breaths. Oh, wait, you ate the Odd Food Surprise! Many die from this. Can you believe we haven't been sued yet? Do you have a number so I can call your family?Waiter! There's a tiny alarm clock buried in my pasta and I can't find it! I know it's there because it won't stop beeping!
ashlinnhi • 24 April 2015 at 6:17 AM
@animallover94 Oh no, that's no your alarm clock, that's our special pasta, which contains a bomb! It will probably explode in around 30 seconds ^^Waiter, I'm going deaf!
animallover94 • 24 April 2015 at 9:44 PM
@ashlinnhi Oh, great! Would you mind cutting off your ears and giving them to me for my collection? You won't need them anyway once you go completely deaf!Waiter! There's soup in my bowl! I ordered pasta!
ashlinnhi • 24 April 2015 at 10:30 PM
@animallover94 OMG LOL XDWell then, make your own! We already have 500 customers waiting! Waiter, there is a gemstone in my garlic bread!
animalz • 25 April 2015 at 5:26 PM
@ashlini sorry, it's meant to be in the rock cakeWaiter, Foxy the pirate fox wants to eat my pizza
cougar • 25 April 2015 at 5:35 PM
@animalz What are you talking about? YOU'RE Foxy the pirate fox XD . Waiter! There is a watch in my soda!
animalz • 25 April 2015 at 5:37 PM
@cougar LOL XD it's our new apple watch flavour. It totally not poisonous(!) Waiter, there's a knife in my spoon!
cougar • 25 April 2015 at 5:40 PM
@animalz It's a new trend called the Spoofe, a hybrid between a spoon and a knife, just like the Spork 😉 . Waiter, there is a deadly pit viper on your head ~ Nya! 😱
animalz • 25 April 2015 at 5:42 PM
@cougar oh, ok. Here take it! *Places it on your head*Waiter, stop trying to drink my Irn Bru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cougar • 25 April 2015 at 5:47 PM
@animalz Oh I'm not trying to drink it, I just want a sip. Waiter! There is blood stains on the door. Is that yours?
animalz • 25 April 2015 at 7:43 PM
@cougar Oh those, no silly, you left them there this morning!Waiter! The annoying orang is in my fruit bowl! HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
Deleted • 4 May 2015 at 9:05 PM
@animalz You are annoying the orange, that's why he's annoying. Now stop poking it.Waiter! Why is your cat dancing on my tacos?
animalz • 9 May 2015 at 9:51 AM
@loveicepop Oh you found her! She's practising for BGT!Waiter, Mike Schmidt won't stop making puns!
mastergemma • 9 May 2015 at 10:03 AM
@animalzWell then, I guess we need to make a snap trap to close his trap!Waiter, there's a phone in my pudding!
animalz • 9 May 2015 at 10:10 AM
@mastergemma Oh sorry, that's meant to be in the office XDWaiter, Purple Guy just ate my pizza!
aquadevida • 16 May 2015 at 3:51 PM
@animalz Ooops, you should have ordered mac&cheese. Waiter, there's a tap dancer on my toast!
animalz • 16 May 2015 at 5:36 PM
@aquadevida Oh sorry, he's meant to be on the cheese dip!Waiter, The nightgaurds won't stop hugging my leg!
Deleted • 24 May 2015 at 1:44 AM
Hey, maybe they like you! Let's set up a date. 😃Waiter! My spoon is floating!
animalz • 1 June 2015 at 1:49 PM
@loveicepop Oh sorry. My friend was playing a musical instrument and it must of reacted like a snake! *Spoon floats out of window* Great, that was our last spoon!Waiter, the nightgaurds stood me up at the date you set up *Goes into room and cries*
brenna_hogan • 2 June 2015 at 12:18 PM
@animals*turns into freddy fazbear* But im here!!Waiter!!! There's a titan in the scout regiment!
animalz • 2 June 2015 at 12:43 PM
Oh sorry, it's meant to be at brownies!Waiter, The Nightgaurds turned up hours late for the date you set up!
Deleted • 2 June 2015 at 8:31 PM
@animalz Ok then. *fires nightguards* Hey, want a date with Mike?Waiter! The kitchen stuff is moving by itself!
animalz • 3 June 2015 at 10:32 AM
@loveicepop no they're not, a ghost is moving them!Waiter, Mike's hat is in my salad! XD He's always leaving somewhere!
thedarkarcher • 3 June 2015 at 11:28 AM
@animalz sorry I thought I would keep it nice and warm for him Waiter theirs a prince sat on my salad
animalz • 3 June 2015 at 12:03 PM
Oh, you said you wanted a salad SIT for royalty so here you go!Waiter, Jeremy's flashlight is in my soup! I doubt it's gonna work now!
Deleted • 3 June 2015 at 4:58 PM
Ok. Talk to Jeremy, it's not my problem!Waiter! Where is my lobster dish? You gave me a dancing crab!@animalz