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emilianagerson • 1 January 2015 at 12:32 AM
@razor Well, you can always eat your hoodie instead of your walletWaiter! There is a Taylor Swift in my soup, and she's shaking it off everywhere! I ordered a twerking Miley Cyrus.
razor • 1 January 2015 at 12:36 AM
@emilianagerson I'm sorry, Miley Cyrus has just been declared a health risk.Waiter! Ozzy Osbourne is eating my bat!
mastergemma • 1 January 2015 at 12:41 AM
@razorI'm so sorry! He wanted to eat Batman gummies but we ran out!Waiter, there's a Smurf in my jumping castle!
razor • 1 January 2015 at 12:44 AM
@mastergemma He's just smurfing your smurfed smurf.Waiter! Your menu doesn't match your website!
cougar • 1 January 2015 at 1:15 AM
@razor That's because we don't have one ~ Nya! 😈 .Waiter! There is a fat dude at my doorstep. I said to send over cat food !
razor • 1 January 2015 at 1:18 AM
@cougar That's our delivery man, he's probably just eaten it. You'll have to wait a few hours to get it back.Waiter! It's my birthday!
cougar • 1 January 2015 at 1:20 AM
@razor Great ! So when is the baby coming ? 😋Waiter! The fat dude is eating my cat ! Do something !
razor • 1 January 2015 at 1:22 AM
@cougar Well I would but I... *lazy reaching from my chair* ... can't reach.Waiter! I've won the lottery!
dream-within-a-dream • 1 January 2015 at 2:21 AM
@razor /reads lottery ticket/ For a pile of poo? Waiter! There's a shark in my soup!
razor • 1 January 2015 at 2:29 AM
@dream-within-a-dream We're going to need a bigger bowl...Waiter! January has begun!
dream-within-a-dream • 1 January 2015 at 2:32 AM
@razor YAY no more snow! /peeks outside/ wait. WUT? /derp/Waiter! The internet has gone down. HELP.
razor • 1 January 2015 at 2:37 AM
@dream-within-a-dream *Error: Waiter not found*Waiter! The tag came off my Coke can, how do I open it now?!
dream-within-a-dream • 1 January 2015 at 2:41 AM
@razor Haha. XD Nice take back. XD ~ Chirp. /whistles "just poke a whole with your beak"/ You: /looks around to see everyone else is a bird/ XD WELL THEN. XD
razor • 1 January 2015 at 2:42 AM
@dream-within-a-dream Waiter, no! I'm too young to go to jail!
dream-within-a-dream • 1 January 2015 at 2:43 AM
@razor Lol.. XD My response was too... Inappropriate. XD /gos to delete it/ XD WAITER! come back! Why do people call your waiters if you don't wait?!? /sues/
razor • 1 January 2015 at 2:50 AM
@dream-within-a-dream *Phoenix Wright walks in* OBJECTION!!Waiter! Entertain me!
dream-within-a-dream • 1 January 2015 at 2:53 AM
@razor HECK YEA PHOENIX WRIGHT. XD ~ Um. We only serve food here, not monkeys that juggle things. But! Theres a zoo next door... Oh. Thats another person. A very hairy person. XD
razor • 1 January 2015 at 2:55 AM
@dream-within-a-dream You keep forgetting the "Waiter!" part xD
dream-within-a-dream • 1 January 2015 at 2:57 AM
@razor [yeep] WAITER. XD /gosh/ Sorry. XD Horrible memory. Can't remember the day. Wait. XD HAHA. XD Weellpp. WAITER. I got my foot stuck in my cup.
razor • 1 January 2015 at 3:01 AM
@dream-within-a-dream Hmm... Yeah that's stuck on there pretty good. *takes out chainsaw* Hold still.Waiter! I'm colour blind!
dream-within-a-dream • 1 January 2015 at 3:05 AM
@razor /turns on the lights/ Are you sure? Waiter! I think I'm gonna pass ou...
razor • 1 January 2015 at 3:10 AM
@dream-within-a-dream *Takes your wallet and pushes you out the door* Thanks for dining with us today, we hope to see you again.Waiter! Your bullets can not harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel!
cougar • 1 January 2015 at 4:41 AM
@razor We'll see about that ! *takes out gun and aims*Waiter! A werewolf is attacking the chef !
razor • 1 January 2015 at 4:51 AM
@cougar TEAM EDWARD!!! *smacks the werewolf with a wooden plank*Waiter! They won't let me blow out the candles on my birthday cake!
cougar • 1 January 2015 at 4:56 AM
@razor That's because you're not allowed cakes. In the restaurant.Waiter ! A flock of pelicans stole my soup ~ Nya!
razor • 1 January 2015 at 5:05 AM
@cougar They must be... *Puts on sunglasses*Souper pelicans.YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!Waiter! How do I make my dog stop farting?
cougar • 1 January 2015 at 5:13 AM
@razor Murder it. MWAHAHAHA 😈 ( I wouldn't recommend it though. )Waiter ! You only have one eye 😱 !
razor • 1 January 2015 at 5:16 AM
@cougar Yar har, fiddle lee dee,Being a pirate is alright with me,Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,You are a pirate!Waiter! I'm old!
cougar • 1 January 2015 at 5:34 AM
@razor Of course you are ! Everyone is !Waiter ! What's that on my salad ? Is that a centipede ?
razor • 1 January 2015 at 5:42 AM
@cougar No, no. It's only a highly poisonous millipede. Keep eating.Waiter! My bacon is still oinking!