Waiter!! There's a _____ in my ____!!

animalz • 3 June 2015 at 9:01 PM

Oh, we ran out of lobster and dancing crabs were the closest thing that we could get you.

Waiter, there's a Freddy Fazbear head in my drink.

xx_frostwind_xx • 3 June 2015 at 10:43 PM

Oh, I meant to give that to the purple man I met the other day!

Waiter, there's the goddess Demeter in my bread basket.

animalz • 4 June 2015 at 4:33 PM

Oh, sorry about that. She was meant to be in the cheese cake ????

Waiter, Crystal ate my pizza ???? Y.Y. Your lucky ???? your my second favourite Crystal.

mastergemma • 5 June 2015 at 1:46 AM

I beg your pardon but we all know that the knowledgeable Heimerdinger is never seen this far out from Runeterra!

Waiter, there appears to be a Pikachu in my spider!

animalz • 5 June 2015 at 6:54 PM

Oh, Pikachu is our new chef and he was just cooking it for you.

WAITER I'M ABOUT TO BE JUMPSCARED BY GOLDEN FREDDY!!! HELP!!!!

xx_frostwind_xx • 5 June 2015 at 8:13 PM

Oh, he just wants to play with you. Instead of running or screaming, just jump towards him and give him a hug!

Waiter, there seems to be a penguin in my ice cream!

mastergemma • 5 June 2015 at 8:39 PM

As in one of the Penguins of Madagascar? I wonder if it's Private or one of the others, you should consider yourself lucky to see one of these marvelous beings!

Waiter there's a rabbit in my carrot stew!

zeepicblondechick • 5 June 2015 at 10:26 PM

Onoes! The rabbit must have loved the soup so much it wanted to be one with it.

Waiter there's a doge in my chicken noodle soup!

xx_frostwind_xx • 5 June 2015 at 10:32 PM

If you get Moon Moon you can form the greatest wedding ever thanks to me.

Waiter, there's a toilet in my lava cake!

animalz • 6 June 2015 at 11:28 PM

Oh, well, the cake must have been so bad the chef must have decided to flush it down the toilet but the toilet must have melted.

Waiter, there's a pea in my IPod!

naturegirl1999 • 13 June 2015 at 4:16 PM

Maybe it was a IPea?
Get it... IPod, Peas grow in pods, ...
Never mind
"Takes pea out, throws it out the window."
Sorry for the pun.

Waiter! Why is there a car on my sandwich?

xx_frostwind_xx • 13 June 2015 at 5:11 PM

Today is bring your kids to work day, so the chef's son must have put one of his toy cars on it to try to help.

Waiter! Why is there a pencil in my spaghetti?

animalz • 14 June 2015 at 1:47 PM

So you could DRAW the shorter STRING! Geddit? No? Sorry.

Waiter there's a Mine Turtle on my Llama that wears a hat and called Carl!

xx_frostwind_xx • 14 June 2015 at 9:45 PM

The turtle must have hitched a ride to see if the legends of Carl the Llama was true.

Waiter! There's a Telatubby in my salad!

animalz • 15 June 2015 at 1:14 PM

Lala, get back to work in the kitchen! Sorry about that, now would you like your bacon burnt or cooked into oblivion?

Waiter, Castiel's eating ma cheeseburger! He's very lucky he's my favourite character in Supernatural.

sheepfox • 10 July 2015 at 8:39 PM

oh, well, im gonna get u another cheeseburger

Waiter, my noodles were zapped by a Jolteon!!!!!!1

naturegirl1999 • 14 July 2015 at 10:51 PM

Use a ground type move on Jolteon. It will deal 2x damage
Waiter, I think you need to GET Over HeRE cause SPRINGTRAP IS HERE!
*runs out of the room*

leafdapple769 • 14 July 2015 at 11:14 PM

@naturegirl1999 *SCREAMS* Evacuate the building!!!!! X(

Waiter, there's a tiny humanized pony on my ice-cream cone!!!

naturegirl1999 • 15 July 2015 at 5:28 AM

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh wat I'm sorry can't hear over the very loud nyan cat.
Waiter, I have found a small civilization on top of my cheesecake !????

leafdapple769 • 15 July 2015 at 9:38 AM

@naturegirl1999 Hmmm, I thought we killed them all off....

Waiter, a colatay just ate all my cookies!!! ☹️

animalz • 15 July 2015 at 10:45 AM

Oh, sorry. The cookies came with the colatay as a gift.

Waiter, Waiter... Ummm.... Not quite sure how to say this but... *whispers* Jeff The Killer is here!

leafdapple769 • 15 July 2015 at 11:01 AM

@animalz Just give him a cupcake and he'll leave you alone.

WAITER!! Phantom Foxy is trying to kill me!!!

naturegirl1999 • 15 July 2015 at 5:49 PM

I don't see anything. It must be a hallucination. *grabs maininence panel. Fixes Ventilation error* There, problem solved.

Waiter, Why was Springtrap and Phantom Foxy able to get in here without being detected?

sheepfox • 15 July 2015 at 5:57 PM

Phantom Foxy is a phantom, so he's evil and probably broke in the vents. *seals vents* he shouldn't crawl in now. oh, almost forgot *put up indestructible security cameras* ok there

waiter, theirs a pokeball in my klondike bar!!!

naturegirl1999 • 16 July 2015 at 3:53 PM

No. That is not a pokeball. It is a voltorb. Do NOT touch it. Just get away from the bar and I will get you another one.*Voltorb used self destruct* oh and your table appears to be on fire due to an explosion. *gets out fire estinguisher estinguishes fire* I have no idea how a voltorb got in here though...My advise stop ordering the klondike bars.

Waiter, Why am I stuck to the ceiling????????

sheepfox • 16 July 2015 at 4:17 PM

*looks at person* you had gum all over your clothes. *looks at person again* you have shoe springs as well.

waiter, why are there pokemon literally EVERYWHERE

naturegirl1999 • 16 July 2015 at 4:30 PM

Because I opened a portal to the pokemon world and forgot to close it. Oh Well. Here is an Ultra ball so you can catch one. XD

Waiter...I still need to get down off the ceiling...Plz?

animalz • 17 July 2015 at 12:06 PM

Oh, sorry! Slender! Get @naturegirl1999 off of the ceiling! It may hurt just a little... Oh. He killed you. I hope we don't get sued!

Uh... Waiter? I gave Jeff The Killer a chocolate bar, and now he keeps hugging my leg. HELP!

chocolatechip • 10 August 2015 at 10:00 PM

NO! BAD JEFF! He's a good guy, really, he just has a bit of a sweet tooth.

Waiter, there's a portal in my wardrobe!?

naturegirl1999 • 13 August 2015 at 12:05 PM

It will lead to Narnia!
Waiter, why are all of the cameras blocked off? Also why is Mangle aka Toy Foxy on the ceiling?