Waiter!! There's a _____ in my ____!!

leafyos • 23 May 2014 at 2:42 AM

@awkolicious Dont worry *gives to alien* There you go






Waiter. waiter waiter. Im just gonna take all your stuff......

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 2:43 AM

@leafyos I have two of everything x3

WAITER! There is, erm... hungry wolfs on my table..

mastergemma • 23 May 2014 at 2:57 AM

@awkolicious
Apologies, they were meant to be seated in the dog's parlor on the second floor

Waiter there's an earmuff in my nuggets

sarahzafirah • 23 May 2014 at 3:23 AM

@awkolicious Sorry, but your teacher told me to.

Waiter! Why am I so OLD?

ashlinnhi • 23 May 2014 at 5:24 AM

@sarahzafirah Oh... sorry I gave you the wrong medicine in your soup!

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 2:26 PM

@sarahzafirah Because you're the only ordinary bunny in the world!

WAITER! THERES FROGS UNDER THE TABLE DX

kreptacat • 25 May 2014 at 6:49 PM

@awkolicious
I'm sorry, they jumped out of your soup.

WAITER! THERE ARE WORMS IN THE SPAGHETTI!

awkolicious • 26 May 2014 at 1:55 AM

@kreptacat They're supposed to comfort you by singing lullabies! They're fired. Sorry for all the commotion.

WAITER! THERE'S A RATTLESNAKE IN MY TEA!

kittycools • 28 May 2014 at 11:49 AM

@awkolicious

It's Your Brain Food!


Wait THERE'S A BAKER IN MY BAKED POATATO!

awkolicious • 28 May 2014 at 1:43 PM

@kittycools Well you have to take action! I got fired xD

Waiter! There's an orange in my delicate, delicate lobster!

sheepfox • 25 July 2014 at 12:46 PM

don't worry, i'll take care of that *throws out window*

waiter!! theirs a fox in my mint icecream!!

naturegirl1999 • 25 July 2014 at 1:00 PM

Because i felt like it



Waiter theres a lizard in my pocket and a paper in my cheese burger

sheepfox • 25 July 2014 at 1:25 PM

don't worry i'll take care of that *grabs lizard puts outside* *throws burger out window*

waiter!! theirs a Fennekin on my head!!

leafyos • 14 August 2014 at 1:48 AM

@sheepfox Oh sorry we're giving free pokemons with our famous fries!






Waiter!! Theres a pig rolling in my food!

hashtagnight • 14 August 2014 at 9:23 PM

@leafyos
whoops. i ment to put that in the mud pie.

WAITER! THERE'S AN ELEMENT OF HARMONY ON PRINCESS CELESTIA!

sheepfox • 14 August 2014 at 10:56 PM

wut da hek? um... that was for the wolfys.... o3o


omg waiter!!! theirs a furball in meh cookie

hashtagnight • 14 August 2014 at 11:00 PM

whoops, we're supposed to put that on the edible fluffy bunny

WAITUR! THERE'S A TROLLFACE ON MY RAGE FACE!

awkolicious • 10 October 2014 at 5:45 PM

@nightmaremoon12 Sorry about the misunderstanding but blahblahblah-

WAITER!
THE. SKY. IS. BLUE.

cleokitty • 10 October 2014 at 5:56 PM

@awkolicious
I'm sorry about that, the sky was supposed to be purple today. x3


Waiter! There's a Gamzee in my Soon to be dead trolls chart! >:]

awkolicious • 10 October 2014 at 6:09 PM

@cleokitty it's okay to have a Gamzee in there >😊

Waiter.
there's a toothbrush in my coke

Meanwhile, will you open my banana?

aedia • 23 October 2014 at 6:45 PM

@awkolicious Sorry, that's so you don't forget to brush your teeth after drinking all that sweet. 😋

Waiter! There is a yeep that's eating my egg sandwich!

naturegirl1999 • 24 October 2014 at 9:49 PM

I will handle that "takes egg sandwich throws out window yeep chases sandwich

Waiter theres a walrus eating my plate of tacos

aardbeix3 • 25 October 2014 at 8:10 AM

Wait, I'll take him home as a pet and feed him tortillas.

Waiter! There's a laptop in my apple!

naturegirl1999 • 27 October 2014 at 5:59 PM

How big is your Apple? Oh wait, the Apple is the laptop case
Takes Apple top off

Waiter there is an Oran berry in my milk

awkolicious • 8 November 2014 at 4:28 PM

@naturegirl1999 It was so you could become an Oran berry ☹️
Oh well. *.^
I'll just give you new milk.

Waiter there's a statue on my table ;-;

333 • 8 November 2014 at 8:19 PM

@awkolicious
Sorry, I meant to feed it to the dogs.


WAITER!!! THERE'S A PARROT IN MY BREAD AND IT'S SAYING CREEPY THINGS!!!!!

333

naturegirl1999 • 22 December 2014 at 11:48 AM

I will take care of it. "Takes parrot outside gets a new peice of bread

Waiter, waiter, There is a floor on "sleep gas" -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

razor • 22 December 2014 at 8:51 PM

@naturegirl1999
Sorry, I *sniffs sleeping gas* ... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Waiter! There's a snake in my boot!

mnbvcxz27 • 30 December 2014 at 6:41 PM

@razor

That's my pet! I finally found her 😃!!!!!


Waiter! Oh Waiter! Waiter! There's a regular cherry on my ice cream. ☹️ I said a candy cherry! ☹️

razor • 31 December 2014 at 11:59 PM

@mnbvcxz27
Well I thought you could stand to lose a little weight. That's low fat ice cream too.

Waiter! I left my wallet at home!