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pupicorn • 13 August 2015 at 1:33 PM
Because one of the the other waiters blocked them of with his socks! Also, I put the toy foxy there cause it looks nice on the ceiling!Waiter, why is the a pair of underwear mixed up in my salad?
animalz • 13 August 2015 at 7:26 PM
@pupicorn I don't know. It might be down to our new chef. CAAAAAARRRRRLLL!!!! Stick to the recipe!Uh, waiter? Now Jeff and Ash Ketchum are hugging my leg. *Shakes one leg, then the other trying to get them off*
chocolatechip • 18 August 2015 at 12:41 AM
@animalz maybe if we set them up on a date together that won't be an issue. *Both are straight and run away* See? Problem solved! ((I have nothing against homos! ❤️ The rainbow!))Waiter, there's lettuce in my salad!
animalz • 18 August 2015 at 9:41 AM
@chocolatechip Hahahahaha lol okay um...Well, the lettuce was the only vegetable item we could find, and we ran out of fruit.Waiter, now Crystal the nightgaurd is hugging my leg, and Jeff and Ash have come back, and now Jeremy is as well.*Tries to walk towards waiter and falls flat on my face*Ow.
lunacharm1037 • 25 August 2015 at 10:06 PM
@awkoliciousPractice makes perfect algebra scoresWaiter there's a skeleton in my closet
raccoon • 25 August 2015 at 10:36 PM
@lunacharm1037Ah darn! Time to find a new place to hide Paul!Waiter!!! There's a finger in my chicken fingers!!!
lunacharm1037 • 25 August 2015 at 10:45 PM
@raccoonoh great! I wondered where I lost the fingerWaiter, there's a stone in my mud pie
animalz • 26 August 2015 at 5:42 AM
@lunacharm1037 Well, you asked for the toppings. Rocks are the only toppings we have. This rock is particularly rare!Uh Waiter, more and more people keep hugging my leg!
lenamilove • 26 August 2015 at 7:06 AM
@animalz Well don't you like being beautiful? Waiter, there's a snake in my boot!
animalz • 27 August 2015 at 1:41 PM
@lenamilove You've got a date with destiny! Run like the wind, Bullseye!WAITER, IM SUFFOCATING IN PEOPLE!
lenamilove • 27 August 2015 at 2:48 PM
@animalz It's not my fault it's raining men!Waiter, there's sponge in my pineapple!
animalz • 28 August 2015 at 4:21 PM
@lenamilove *Clears throat* ARE YOU READY KIDS?(FNAF CREW) AYE AYE CAPTAIN!I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!(FNAF CREW) AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!OOOOOH *Gets mouth covered**Muffled* Waiter, Castiel is covering my mouth, and I want to eat!!!
hashtagnight • 28 August 2015 at 4:32 PM
@animalz Uncover it!Waiter! There's a kid in my squid! It looks like they want to fight me using that water gun that shoots paint!
lenamilove • 28 August 2015 at 5:01 PM
@nightmaremoon12 Well I recommend you get yourself a paint roller and start running!Waiter, there's a pink gem in my belly button!
puzzletrouble • 29 August 2015 at 1:34 PM
Then your a Steven. 😃Waiter there is turtle in my potatoe salad! X3
animalz • 30 August 2015 at 4:35 PM
@puzzletrouble DON'T STEP ON THE TURTLE!Turtle: Hello!Waiter, Why is there a mine turtle here???
chocolatechip • 30 August 2015 at 4:39 PM
@animalz I dunno, the quartet that's singing here tonight told us it was their pet and they had no where else to put him...Waiter, did you know that someone wrote gullible on the ceiling?
animalz • 30 August 2015 at 4:44 PM
@chocolatechip Oh so they di--ooooooooooooooh you stole my lungs.Waiter, I like trains!
chocolatechip • 30 August 2015 at 4:51 PM
@animalz Ha, ha, ha. Yes you do. 😸Waiter, I dropped my phone in my drink! D:
puzzletrouble • 30 August 2015 at 10:23 PM
Just put you phone in a bag of uncooked rice.:lWaiter, I fell into my soup! DX
animalz • 18 September 2015 at 12:28 PM
@puzzletrouble Well you must be more carefu- *Train runs me over*Waiter, DIE POTATO!
naturegirl1999 • 19 September 2015 at 11:13 AM
Not today. 'Pulls out pistol'Waiter, why is there a potato holding a gun?
animalz • 26 September 2015 at 4:16 PM
@naturegirl1999 Well it's obviously because THE SCIENCE SHOW!Waiter, I can't wait to eat this bagel!
naturegirl1999 • 26 September 2015 at 6:14 PM
Yes you can...WAITER!!! MY TABLE IS ON FIRE HEEEEEEEELP!!!
kaiserbakura • 26 September 2015 at 11:23 PM
That's simple, just do this *throws water at fire, fire gets bigger* eeerr. ..... bye *Runs away*Waiter, there's a mouse in the house and its got my cheese. *mouse runs by really fast speaking Spanish *
naturegirl1999 • 26 September 2015 at 11:43 PM
Oh hi Speedy...where am I...Oh right the cheese...*tries to catch Speedy but fails* Aww man... that was our last slice of cheese..Waiter! All of the tables and chairs are ON FIRE!!! HELP!!!!!!*Rons out of room*
animalz • 27 September 2015 at 2:36 PM
@naturegirl1999 Call fireman S- *Train runs over me)*Waiter, IT'S A LOVELY DAY TO WALK DOWN THE ROAD, AND IF I EVER STOP SINGING THEN I'LL EXPLODE!
naturegirl1999 • 27 September 2015 at 4:15 PM
NICE SONG YOU ARE MAKING NOW.WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING YOUR ORDER NOW?Waiter! I got lost in a maze!!! Helo me!!!
animalz • 4 October 2015 at 10:12 AM
@naturegirl1999 Okay, to get out you go *Train runs over me*Waiter, DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
naturegirl1999 • 4 October 2015 at 10:48 AM
How did I get here?...Waiter, can you help me out of the maze?