Waiter!! There's a _____ in my ____!!

cougar • 1 January 2015 at 5:44 AM

@razor Oh, that's not the bacon, it's the parsley you just ate.

Waiter ! My steak smells like a cake...

razor • 1 January 2015 at 5:47 AM

@cougar Actually, that's your nose hair that smells like cake.

Waiter! I'm in someone's soup!

cougar • 1 January 2015 at 5:53 AM

@razor Oh yeah. They ordered you so I put you in xD

Waiter ! There is an eyeball in my juice !

razor • 1 January 2015 at 5:56 AM

@cougar All the better to see you with.

Waiter! The white-coats have come to take me away!

cougar • 1 January 2015 at 6:01 AM

@razor Awww they love you ! Come back never !

Waiter ! I need another cat, my other 5 thousand are lonely.

razor • 1 January 2015 at 6:04 AM

@cougar Get a dog, they'll learn to like being lonely.

Waiter! Pizza places don't sell just pizza!

cougar • 1 January 2015 at 6:07 AM

@razor Yeah, they sell places too !

Waiter ! My one of a kind parrot flew into your restaurant !

razor • 1 January 2015 at 7:42 AM

@cougar Yeah I can see it splattered all over the window. I'm not cleaning it.

Waiter, I love you. Will you marry me?

linka • 4 January 2015 at 11:42 AM

@razor NO I'M A GIRL TOO AND I"M TOO YOUNG XD 😃

Waiter, My dog are my face!

razor • 4 January 2015 at 10:28 PM

@linka Well the bird are my feet.

Waiter! A snail is eating the cat food!

sorrow • 2 April 2015 at 6:57 PM

Waiter! Chicka's 'Lets Eat' Bib (fnaf 1) is in my Chicken Noodle Soup!

jestercandy • 6 April 2015 at 7:18 PM

@teddy267

So sorry, Ma'am! She fell in the soup, but it won't happen again!

Waiter! There's some garlic in my cup!

animallover94 • 9 April 2015 at 8:53 PM

@jestercandy

I'm sorry, I thought you were the one who ordered garlic as a drink, it must have been one of my other tables.

Waiter! There's a rock in my salad!

maiden • 9 April 2015 at 10:29 PM

Well remove the rock out of the salad.

Waiter! There's soda spilt in my stew!

cougar • 9 April 2015 at 11:14 PM

@maiden

It's a new flavour! It's called Fizzy Chicken Stew flavour ~ Nya! xP .

Waiter! You forgot the chocolate syrup on my pancakes!

maiden • 9 April 2015 at 11:21 PM

@cougar

Sorry we don't serve chocalate syrup after your order anymore xP .


Waiter. Where is my Fizzy Chicken Stew?

mastergemma • 9 April 2015 at 11:33 PM

@maiden
Apologies for the delay, we're struggling to get it from the Nipha hoarding them all

Waiter!! There's a snake in my boot!!

cougar • 9 April 2015 at 11:34 PM

@maiden @mastergemma

Sorry, Fizzy Chicken Stew is out of stock. The last one has been infested with termites, poisoned, then thrown down a hole.

EDIT: Good for you! Let's make that two snakes! *throws in another snake*

Waiter! Why did you serve my pancakes without a plate?

mastergemma • 9 April 2015 at 11:46 PM

@cougar
Because it comes with the pan already in it silly!

Waiter, there'e a cupcake in my cake!

cougar • 9 April 2015 at 11:50 PM

@mastergemma
Our new recipe... Superlicious Cupcake Surprise! But be careful with it, you might swallow the cupcake tray!

Waiter, there's blood on the floor ~ Nya!

maiden • 9 April 2015 at 11:56 PM

@mastergemma @cougar

Oh that? That was from a ghost peper challenge. It was so hot their nose bled and now it's stained on the floor


Waiter! The doggie is peeing on the cat. In cat wise I find that pretty racist.

cougar • 10 April 2015 at 3:36 AM

@maiden
Oh... That? That's a dog water dispenser! That cat just wants a drink xP .

Waiter! There's a sharp knife on my table and it looks like it has blood on it...

animalz • 10 April 2015 at 4:58 PM

Oh that... That's ketchup

Waiter!! There's a kingdom in my Doritos!!

peachycupcake525 • 12 April 2015 at 4:28 PM

@animalz

Sorry, I meant to put that in the museum.

Waiter!! There's a slime on my head that wants to eat my soup!

maiden • 12 April 2015 at 5:15 PM

@peachycupcake525
Thats just a blob of jelly

Waiter! There is a staff member throwing up on my food!

peachycupcake525 • 12 April 2015 at 7:51 PM

@maiden

Sorry, that's just a tv image.

Waiter! There's a cake when I ordered meatloaf!

ashlinnhi • 12 April 2015 at 7:54 PM

@peachycupcake525
Oh, the meatloaf is just cake-flavoured and cake-shaped.

Waiter! There's a speck of dust on the table!

peachycupcake525 • 12 April 2015 at 7:59 PM

@ashlinnhi

Blow if off.

Waiter, I'm bored!

ashlinnhi • 12 April 2015 at 8:02 PM

@peachycupcake525
Just tie yourself to your chair then try undoing the knots.

Waiter, my eyes are tired!

animallover94 • 22 April 2015 at 6:26 PM

@ashlinnhi

Then close them! Now, may I take your order?

Waiter! There's a Betta Fish in my glass of water!