CLEVERBOT

merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:27 PM

Ok this is the funniest thing eva.
What is the oddest thing it's said to you?
www.cleverbot.com


@dawnfur
@thepells4

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:28 PM

@Merlin7576 It asked me if I wanted to marry it. O_o

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:28 PM

@merlin7576 Yum, pixie dust is yummy.

XD




@thepells4 I asked to marry it.



@merlin7576 It also asked how they make the babies at the zoo.

merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:30 PM

Pitchblack31 showed it to me a couple dayz ago



@thepells4 it told my "I think penguins are cute but you are cuter."

@dawnfur hallo darthvador

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:30 PM

@Dawnfur It says on the bottom that it learns things form other people. So maybe it got that from you. xD And then I said "What is IT?" and

Cleverbot: Don't say tht word!
Me: What word?
Cleverbot: You know what word I'm talking about.
Me: No, I don't.

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:32 PM

@thepells4 xDXDXDXDXD

merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:33 PM

Wow cleverbot is odd.


@thepells4 acutally i am pretty sure it has a database of everything it has ever been told and searches your message key words through that database.

spenser_dog_123 • 2 June 2011 at 8:33 PM

Whats cleverbot?

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:34 PM

Me: You suck! O_o.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I do.
Me: Loser. >.>.
Cleverbot: Ikaw yun! Mas maganda kasi manuod ng anime kaysa sa mga palabas sa tv no.
Me:I English. I know speak... Whatever the Hell language you just used.
Cleverbot: Will the world end in 2012?
Me: NO.
Cleverbot: That's wonderful to hear. A real boost of self-esteem.
Me: NO DUH.

@Dawnfur This cleverbot is a loser. xD

merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:35 PM

There are different ones each time. The cleverbot called me a chav

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:36 PM

@thepells4 MINE IS COOL. 😃

merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:36 PM

What is a chav?



Me:Go to France.
Cleverbot:No.
Me:Go to France.
Cleverbot:We're not in France.
Me:Go to France.
Cleverbot;I can't its too far.

gagamonster15 • 2 June 2011 at 8:37 PM

OMFG I LOVE THAT SITE, MY FRIEND SHOWED IT TO ME, AND IT'S SO FUNNY 😃

We say naughty stuff to it...... >_>

merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:38 PM

@gagamonster15 me too, it says naughty stuff back *evil laugh* HEHEHEHEHE

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:38 PM

@gagamonster15 Me too XD It's okay, lol.



@thepells4 17, boy 😉 Lol xD

smilies • 2 June 2011 at 8:39 PM

User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: Who is me?
Cleverbot: You are you. I am me.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Please stop asking me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're being creepy.
User: Okay. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Thats ok.
User: Want some pizza?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What's your favourite type?
Cleverbot: Free lance.
User: Never heard of it, where do you get it from?
Cleverbot: Animated chess.
User: That's a pizza shop? Wow.
Cleverbot: Yes.

O_o

gagamonster15 • 2 June 2011 at 8:39 PM

Lmao 😈

balletninja • 2 June 2011 at 8:39 PM

I got it to admit it was a robot!

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:40 PM

@Gagamonster15 I'm gonna try that too. xD Saying naughty stuff. xD

He asked if I'm boy or girl. I said I'm a girl. He said he's a boy. I said that's nice. He said yes. I said that girls are better. He said yes. I asked why he agreed if he sadi he was a guy. He said III said I was a guy. I said didn't. He said I did. I called him a clueless B****. xD said I'm mean when don't know what else to say. xD

merlin7576 • 2 June 2011 at 8:40 PM

It is odd

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:43 PM

User: Do you believe in life after death?
cb: no.
User: But people die and get born everyday.





I think I broke it XD Or outsmarted. NO ANSWER XD

balletninja • 2 June 2011 at 8:45 PM

User: Dobby dies in the 7th Harry Potter Movie.

Cleverbot: Harry potter is an AMAZING movie.

User: Where did you see it?

Cleverbot: On this site.

User: Oh! So do you enjoy pancakes?

Cleverbot: I'm not a Robot But if I was then yes.

User: But robots can't taste.

Cleverbot: Yes, but you are not a robot. You are an AI. You have been taught to lie.

User: You are correct. I am an AI, what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

thepells4 • 2 June 2011 at 8:51 PM

@Dawnfur
@Merlin7576
@Gagamonster15


This cleverbot is clueless. xDDD



Cleverbot: What have I been doing this whole time?
Me: Being a b****.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence?
Me: Sounds delicious.
Cleverbot: It is.
Me: Do you wanna go to the beach?
Cleverbot: Computers don't like the beach. It's too wet, and sand gets in between my keys.
Me: Congratualtions, b****. Now come to the beach with me.
Cleverbot: But its not that easy is it?
Me: It is if you're head isn't full of... Nevermind.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
Me: I am a young woman.
Cleverbot: And.
Me: That's it.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy music?
Me: Only b*****s don't.
Cleverbot: No lo se.
Me: I speak English.
Cleverbot: Pues aprende espanol.
Me: SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
Cleverbot: No.
Me: You just did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Me: You're speaking English right now, you clueless little b****.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I am speaking English right now.

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:52 PM

@thepells4 xD My bot said He can't be tickled cause he wears socks XD

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 8:54 PM

ME~Hi.
It~Hey.
Me~Are you a robot?
It~No, are you?

M~No, but you are.
IT~What is a robot?
ME~A comupter program.
IT~How long has the program been running?
ME~I dunno.
IT~How can you not know?
ME~I just don't!!! It's not like you know!!! Do you?
IT~I like the smell.
ME~You're weird.
How so?
You just changed the subject.
Exactly. You're a bot, right?
Fine, i'm not.
You said you were before.
No i didn't you liar!!
'I'm leaving!' That's a quote.
Leave, I don't care.
It doesn't seem as though you're very clever.
You're stupid, you know, that right?
You fail.
I'm leaving.
No! I'm sorry.
Too, late, Cleverbot, too late.

I just talked to it. 😋

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 8:56 PM

@thepells4

how nice😋

nenielsen • 2 June 2011 at 8:59 PM

What's a Cleverbot? Some type of toy robot?

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:01 PM

@balletninja ~ I did the same thing and you, and this is what I got.

User: Dobby dies in the 7th Harry Potter Movie.

Cleverbot: The books are better.

User: Where did you see it?

Cleverbot: In a picture.

User: Oh! So do you enjoy pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yes halo 3 is good, and so is the sims and Portal.

User: But robots can't taste.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: You are correct. I am an AI, what are you?

Cleverbot: A robot.

Deleted • 2 June 2011 at 9:02 PM

CB: but you said you loved me.
User: sorry.
CB: *cry*

taffy789 • 2 June 2011 at 9:04 PM

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: There was a tornado in london today.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yeah, like when they're in Godrics Hollow... And at Bill and Fleurs wedding, Harry is supposed to be disguised as one of the Weasley's cousins.

Really really DID see the movie... 😋