10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

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Female
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sheepfox • 3 November 2015 at 7:57 AM

119 throw humans everywhere and sing 'ITS RAININ' MEN" (well, that song)

...was that creepy?

Female
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blacksnivy27 • 5 November 2015 at 9:46 PM

@sheepfox

120.
be in the candy part of the store and when ever someone picks up a rolo take and say rolo is for the golo and not you bozos then run away and put it somewhere else

121:
use the perfumes samples and when you run out of space on you put on other thing and people.

Female
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sheepfox • 5 November 2015 at 10:23 PM

@blacksnivy27

122. paint easter eggs like pokeballs and open them and throw them everywhere with little toys inside

123. wear a pokemon costume and act like a pokemon

(sorry lets put it back at 1 thing to kick yuk out instead of 2)

Female
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ashlinnhi • 6 November 2015 at 2:04 AM

@sheepfox @blacksnivy27
124. Say "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG SO CUTEEEEEE" really loudly, like one of those classic anime fangirls. XD

Female
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splashnose • 6 November 2015 at 2:30 AM

125

Step one: Get some foam or cream.

Step two: Hide the cream somewhere

Step three: Find somewhere to hide while to smother the cream around your face

Step four: The jump out and start acting like a mad man. Rolling on the floor and screaming in peoples faces helps too

And now I have the urge to buy some cream and go to Target...

Female
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sheepfox • 6 November 2015 at 7:22 AM

126. open frozen meat containers and put them in random peooples carts when they arent looking.

Female
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blacksnivy27 • 6 November 2015 at 12:29 PM

127.

go in front of the store in a blue w costume and yell 'WALMART IS BETTER IN EVERY WAY!!!"

Deleted • 6 November 2015 at 4:25 PM

128.

Putting baby or children's clothes on a lizard.

Female
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blacksnivy27 • 6 November 2015 at 4:28 PM

129.
play frozen WITH OUT STOPPING music in the frozen food aisle.

Female
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pupicorn • 6 November 2015 at 5:52 PM

130.
Buy a parrot, and teach it to say "HELP I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A PARROT!!" and nothing else, then set it loose in the target while you run around destroying things in your "rage" and yelling: "Shut up!!!! nobody is supposed to know!!!!!" at the top of your voice.

Female
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pokewolfkyuubi • 6 November 2015 at 6:49 PM

131.
Scream in your outside voice saying "THE END IS NEAR!!" whilst grabbing canned goods off the shelves.

Female
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blacksnivy27 • 6 November 2015 at 6:52 PM

132.
lets see if their are anymore egg cave users 😊
write on all/most of the egg cartons transfer not trade with a sharpie.

Female
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splashnose • 7 November 2015 at 6:10 PM

133
Walk in with a ski mask and an axe and start breaking all the TVs and ruin the shop

Female
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sheepfox • 25 November 2015 at 1:10 PM

134 become a jigglypuff and draw on everyones faces, and run off with an evil laugh.

Female
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smailly • 25 November 2015 at 2:09 PM

135.
getting an axe and screaming ''THIS IS SPARTAAAA''

Female
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ashlinnhi • 26 November 2015 at 1:36 AM

136. Sing very badly, "Hello everybody, it's me."
(then wait)








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"HELLO FROM THE OUT - SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!"

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queens • 11 December 2015 at 6:35 PM

137. *Drives car inside the store* "Wait, this ISN'T the parking lot?!"

138. Smear (fake) blood on the walls in big letters saying 'DON'T WORRY. BE HAPPY." And smile murderously.

Female
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tetraethylammonium • 11 December 2015 at 8:30 PM

139.
Take the perfume samples (the little pieces of paper) and rub candy all over them, once you run out of said samples, unscrew the perfume bottles and put raw meat in them.

140.
Let's see how many BOAF members there are there.... 😋
Put on a costume with wings, set up a pile of pillows and a ladder above it. Jump from the top of the ladder into the pillows whilst yelling the BOAF anthem ;3

Female
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sakura-ironoyume • 14 December 2015 at 9:19 AM

141.

Grab a soccer ball and kick it into the cashier's face.

@ashlinnhi LOL!!

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queens • 14 December 2015 at 5:54 PM

144. "Taste test" every item in the store. (Even the ones that aren't food.)

145. Start throwing random items all over the store, while screaming "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!"

Female
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sakura-ironoyume • 14 December 2015 at 9:15 PM

146.

Open a carton of milk and start swinging it around like a bucket, then toss some milk on random people and yell, "FREE MIIILK!!"

Female
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ashlinnhi • 16 December 2015 at 3:26 AM

147. Go to the checkout, and stand behind the person running it. Each time they scan an item, say "No no noooo, you do it like this."

Female
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holloween • 16 December 2015 at 6:35 AM

148. Go to the store in your speedo or bikini, hop in the freezer and pretend you are in a standing tanning booth, then start yelling and complaining it's broken and that you want your money back, even though you didn't give them any money anyway 😉

Female
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ashlinnhi • 27 December 2015 at 11:27 PM

149. Bring in some very commonly disliked music, and connect it to the music system.

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possiegal • 22 January 2016 at 12:07 PM

@sheepfox loves it ❤️😊 XDXD

150. dump buckets of fake snow (or real might be better XD)
all over and then dance around singing totally out of tune, Let it snow from frozen

Female
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sakura-ironoyume • 7 February 2016 at 9:34 AM

151. Start yelling "WE OUGHT TO GET LUCKYYYYYYY" everywhere you go and as loud as you can.

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picklekitten • 20 April 2019 at 4:00 PM

152. Ask an employee for directions to Wal-Mart and act really disgusted with their customer service. If that doesn't get you kicked out, climb into one of those ball cages and start throwing the balls at people.

Female
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wolfxine • 21 September 2019 at 10:26 PM

153. Go to Walmart with your friends and knock over everything, the shelves, etc, and start shouting "EARTHQUAKEE RUNN FOR YOUR LIVESS"

Credit-
https://www.wattpad.com/217498-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart/page/5

Female
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wolfspike23 • 21 September 2019 at 10:37 PM

Lead a trail of Mtn. Dew to the bathrooms.

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fezzydragon • 23 September 2019 at 8:04 AM

No. 155
Start staring down the employees and hug them everytime the look at you

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