10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

wolfspike23 • 13 November 2020 at 6:51 PM

blast the most vulgar song you know on it's speakers

ravensong • 13 November 2020 at 10:50 PM

Spill all the soda on the floor

kiiiiiler • 14 November 2020 at 5:55 PM

Break everything that is glass or ceramic on the floor and leave it there while waiting at the end of the isle for someone to step on the broken peices.

ravensong • 14 November 2020 at 8:22 PM

Scribble in all of the coloring books

valorieviolet • 14 November 2020 at 8:23 PM

Not do the job they hired you for :'D

kiiiiiler • 14 November 2020 at 8:23 PM

Rip the pages out of every book there is in the entire store

kittycatgirl240 • 5 December 2020 at 4:27 PM

Move all the food into the toy section and all the toys into the food section.

kiiiiiler • 5 December 2020 at 4:48 PM

Make fun of a cashier

distorted • 5 December 2020 at 5:25 PM

Shove your little brother onto the products, making them break.

wolfspike23 • 5 December 2020 at 7:31 PM

• 

ancientclaw • 5 December 2020 at 8:56 PM

Clamber on top of one of the shelves and let out the most feral screams you can muster.

(Do I speak from personal experience? No.. Of course not..)

kiiiiiler • 5 December 2020 at 9:40 PM

Stay inside untill they lock up and then destroy everything while no ones there so when they return, well, The cleaning crew will be busy.

distorted • 5 December 2020 at 10:15 PM

Cough or sneeze
Cause of coronavirus

ancientclaw • 6 December 2020 at 1:41 AM

Get a portable hair-dryer (is that a thing?) and melt all the chocolate in the candy aisle
> : 3

taintedsoul • 9 December 2020 at 9:40 AM

Tell everyone there's a billion dollars in a random can in the canned food isle. Some people might actually believe you. Some may try to open the cans properly, while some may spill a bunch of canned tuna onto the floor.
Either way, someone would tell a worker.

(Was this too long?)

ancientclaw • 9 December 2020 at 11:43 AM

@mintiicoca oo that would be some wonderful chaos

Get a needle and pop all of the inflatables. Bonus: Have a bluetooth speaker with a microphone or something so the popping is extra loud. (Is this too evil? Maybe. I wouldn't be able to do it.)

distorted • 9 December 2020 at 3:57 PM

@mintiicoca (w o n d e r f u l)

I would... yell "JOIN EGGCAVE NOW OR ELSE CAUSE IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!" and throw toys around (lmaoooo how un-creative)

ravensing • 9 December 2020 at 7:03 PM

Leave behind dirty diapers in boxes of new diapers...

kittycatgirl240 • 9 December 2020 at 7:07 PM

get kicked out because you can't afford it

taintedsoul • 16 December 2020 at 10:15 AM

Come in pretending to be a duck and ask everyone for some grapes. Do that every day. (Maybe, if they're giving out lemonade somewhere there for a strange reason, go there to ask for grapes and stay in that section the most)

featherpelt • 16 December 2020 at 2:54 PM

Rearrange all the food, and take your dog to Target (it is not pet friendly).

wolfspike23 • 16 December 2020 at 3:23 PM

Hold an anti-target protest in target

ravensong • 17 December 2020 at 10:19 PM

Bring in an Amazon box and a Walmart bag full of stuff...

distorted • 17 December 2020 at 11:02 PM

@mintiicoca yes! Best idea ever

Go blast Galdive's music at full volume hollering, "GALDIVE IS UNDERRATED"

ravensong • 19 December 2020 at 8:16 PM

Break all the kitchenware

trash-boy • 12 February 2021 at 10:17 AM

spill all the milk in the floor, inflate a boat, and float down the milk river while singing "That's Amore",, ( bonus points if you bring a paddle and halfheartedly paddle through the millk river,, )

ancientclaw • 12 February 2021 at 12:04 PM

Gather your friends and run through target, wearing robes, yelling "PRAISE MOTHMAN"

Deleted • 18 February 2021 at 3:22 AM

Stalk a random person while singing "Let It Go" from Frozen at the top of your lungs over and over, but cease when they look at you, and stare them straight in the eyes, still as a statue. Now go find another random person and repeat until you get kicked out. >: D

cheetahlove68 • 4 March 2021 at 2:13 PM

say i want this candy bar,this candy bar,this candy bar,this candy bar, until you get every candy bar in the store and pay them one dollar XD

athanasia • 4 March 2021 at 2:19 PM

Grab everything off the shelves and say you want to pay with your credit card but the limit of the credit card is 1 dollar, then throw everything that you took at random people

Repeat until you successfully get kicked out of Target