10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

lykhaos117 • 21 February 2015 at 1:47 PM

61.

Put everything in the wrong section.

izziebee1017 • 21 February 2015 at 4:33 PM

62. Pour quick-hardening chocolate syrup on all the books, magazines and cash registers. 😊

ashlinnhi • 22 February 2015 at 4:52 AM

63. XD
Act really creepy and "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......" to everyone/everything you see.

moonburst • 23 February 2015 at 7:37 PM

64.
Take all the Coke off the shelves, stick a bunch of Mentos in them, take off the caps, and watch the chaos XD

ashlinnhi • 25 February 2015 at 5:03 AM

@moonburst Oooooooooh....
65.
Continuously poke random people.

moonburst • 27 February 2015 at 5:27 PM

66. Call a random person 'Mustache' regardless of whether or not they actually have one XD

ashlinnhi • 28 February 2015 at 5:15 AM

Hehe mustache~
67.
Pretend that you're trying to whistling, and be sure to make it super obnoxious 😉

moonburst • 1 March 2015 at 8:09 PM

Next time I'm at Target, I might do that XD

68. Get an airhorn/police whistle/bicycle horn and blow/HoNk it at everyone you see.

ashlinnhi • 2 March 2015 at 5:21 AM

@moonburst Ok ;D X3
69.
Blow raspberries, and make sure not to be aware of where you're doing it!

animallover94 • 5 March 2015 at 1:41 PM

70. Wear a red shirt and tan pants, pick up something that there's multiple brands/kinds of and bring it to a register and give it to a cashier. When they're about to scan the bar code, yell that you got the wrong brand/kind and demand that the cashier gets another brand/kind for you. While they're gone, go behind the register and proceed to check people out.

maiden • 5 March 2015 at 1:59 PM

Go to the spot with the most people. Grab a toy arrow and a painting of a Target and hit the target and yell "KNOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL TARGET!"

ashlinnhi • 6 March 2015 at 7:04 AM

72.
Clear your throat over and over again.

maiden • 6 March 2015 at 10:48 PM

73. Check out items pretend you get a text. Tell the Cashier "Hang on I need to take this." Walk to the far end and never come back. (Works with multible items and every 15 minutes or so)

ashlinnhi • 9 March 2015 at 7:51 AM

74. LOL XD @maiden
Walk into the store and RANDOM!

animallover94 • 9 March 2015 at 11:08 PM

75. Go to a cash register with an item. Give the item to the cashier and do absolutely nothing. Don't pay, don't say anything, just stand there with a blank look on your face.

kaiserbakura • 10 March 2015 at 3:10 AM

76. Leave a trail of tomato juice leading to the girl's bathroom.

77. At Christmas time set off all off all those annoying singing plushies.

78. Invite all your friends to a movie night (or that big football game) at the electronics department, dont forgot to swipe snacks.

79. Hide in the clothing rack, wait for someone to reach for something say in an excited high pitch voice "Pick me, Pick me!!!.... Or jump out and jump out and yell boo

80. Get on the intercom and in your most official sounding voice announce "Due to an unforeseen overstock, everything in the store is free." Then sit back and watch chaos ensue.

81. Leave a trail of Reese Pieces all over the store. If someone asks about it tell them that you are trying to trap ET.

ashlinnhi • 11 March 2015 at 5:51 AM

@kaiserbakura Wow thanks XD
82.
Whenever the customer in front of you (when in line for checking out) has one of their items scanned, yell out, "Snap, I shoulda gotten that!"

mlpnko159 • 20 March 2015 at 6:41 PM

83)
Constantly ask people what day it is, when they (don't) reply, yell "IT'S HUMP DAY"

animallover94 • 20 March 2015 at 7:13 PM

84.
Stand by the cash registers and yell any word over and over again, occasionally chasing people who checked out to the door while screaming it even louder.

sorrow • 20 March 2015 at 10:52 PM

85
If your male, find the best dress and go try it on, them walk around the store yelling "LOOK AT ME!!! IM SO FAB!" (maybe get to the makeup samples too.)
If your female, find the best suit and go try it on, then walk around the store yelling "LOOK AT ME!!! IM SO FAB!"

ashlinnhi • 20 March 2015 at 10:53 PM

86. Pretend to be a superhero, and make all the obnoxious sounds.

sorrow • 20 March 2015 at 11:00 PM

87
go to the fruit area-thing and grab all the lemons.
because,"If life hands you Lemons, SQUIRT THEM IN PEOPLES EYES!"

ashlinnhi • 21 March 2015 at 12:37 AM

88.
Whenever someone ask you something, just yell, "BECAUSE YOLO!"
(even if it doesn't make sense --- that's the point)

sheepfox • 10 July 2015 at 10:35 PM

89. put up posters everywhere that say "i want YOU to obey Jolteons!"

possiegal • 10 July 2015 at 10:56 PM

90.

act as if your lost (have sun glasses on) and bump into as many walls as your head will allow, then act dizzy and fall right in front of the first person that passes you.
and after that go to the donut place thingy and stare at the donuts and continuously ask how much they are.

sheepfox • 10 July 2015 at 11:00 PM

91. go to the jelly isle and get all the peanut butter and jelly and then come out of no where saying really loud PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! and throwing jelly and peanut butter everywhere

femme • 16 July 2015 at 2:22 AM

92.
Set up a tent in the electronics section, in front of the TVs, and refuse to leave while shouting at the people on said TVs

sheepfox • 16 July 2015 at 4:21 PM

93.
go around sneaking up on people and asking really loudly ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL

kschr26 • 24 July 2015 at 8:35 AM

94. Spill paint on the floors and knock down items and run from aisle to aisle yelling CLEANUP ON ALL AISLES!

ashlinnhi • 25 July 2015 at 10:48 PM

95. When people are at the self-checkouts, and swiping their items, tell them, "Ugh no, you do it like this!" while flicking your hair and looking sassy. Do it to everyone you see.
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