10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

somdudewillson • 13 January 2015 at 12:30 PM

31. Light all of the firecrackers in the store.

ashlinnhi • 20 January 2015 at 4:28 AM

@somdudewillson Yikes XD
32. Keep leaning over to a shopkeeper guy and whisper in their ear: "I-KNOW-WHO-YOUR-CRUSH-IS-I-KNOW-WHO-YOUR-CRUSH-IS-I-KNOW-WHO-YOUR-CRUSH-IS-I-KNOW-WHO-YOUR-CRUSH-IS..."

sheepfox • 10 February 2015 at 10:40 PM

33. run around saying "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" and stand on the tallest objects you can find

lykhaos117 • 10 February 2015 at 10:45 PM

34

Replace the contest of people's carts with random items.

tetraethylammonium • 10 February 2015 at 10:54 PM

35.
Write names of neurotoxins on the employees' faces then call the police and run away screaming "NOOOOOOOO THEY'RE GONNA DIE, THERE IS NO CURE......"

lykhaos117 • 10 February 2015 at 11:03 PM

36

Put all the shopping carts in the middle of the road.

sheepfox • 10 February 2015 at 11:05 PM

37.

dress in a tornado costume and say "ITS COMIN' BOYS"

tetraethylammonium • 10 February 2015 at 11:11 PM

38.

Go to the electronics department with a sledgehammer and smash the nearest televisions.

sheepfox • 10 February 2015 at 11:13 PM

39.

bring a bunch of fluffy dogs inside and let them loose.

tetraethylammonium • 10 February 2015 at 11:19 PM

40.

Pour dirty water over the customers in line.

sheepfox • 10 February 2015 at 11:22 PM

41.

write ebola on the walls

tetraethylammonium • 10 February 2015 at 11:32 PM

42.

Run into the changing rooms yelling "Fire".

mastergemma • 11 February 2015 at 4:13 AM

43.

Pretend to be your friend that works at Target

sheepfox • 11 February 2015 at 9:30 AM

44.

buy a tiny FNAF plushie and go around saying "THEY'RE IN THE VENTS MIKE"

tetraethylammonium • 11 February 2015 at 8:09 PM

45.

Stick a giant arrow in the middle of their logo. Then, on the loudspeaker, at random times shout "BULLS-EYE"

lucid • 11 February 2015 at 8:27 PM

46.

Just stand still in one spot, smiling cheek to cheek for as long as you can. Don't say anything if someone tries to talk to you. Don't move. Just stay there. When the store closes, you'll be kicked out.

ashlinnhi • 12 February 2015 at 4:15 AM

47.
Flick all the switches that you can find in the whole store, and keep doing that...

lykhaos117 • 12 February 2015 at 7:48 PM

48

Yell "YOU'RE SQUISHING THE TINY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!" every time someone rolls a shopping cart.

tetraethylammonium • 12 February 2015 at 8:45 PM

49.

Bring a thesaurus and cross out part of book titles, writing instead, in permanent marker, more complex versions of the words you crossed out.

izziebee1017 • 13 February 2015 at 5:30 PM

50. Change the price tags so they all say: "YOUR MORTAL SOUL!"

lykhaos117 • 13 February 2015 at 5:38 PM

51. Spill paint all over the floors.

Deleted • 13 February 2015 at 5:40 PM

52. Putting on as many shirts from the racks as you possibly can.

lykhaos117 • 13 February 2015 at 5:43 PM

53. Keep walking in and out of the automatic doors nonstop.

ashlinnhi • 14 February 2015 at 1:45 AM

54.
Take things off the racks then throw and catch them... and perhaps accidentally-on-purposely drop them...
XD

moonburst • 17 February 2015 at 7:58 PM

55.

Replace all pictures of the Target dog with a random Smile dog picture off the internet (Smile! 😊 )

ashlinnhi • 18 February 2015 at 1:55 AM

56.
Scribble over all the tags with permanent marker 8D

lykhaos117 • 20 February 2015 at 8:29 AM

57

Cross out the logo and put 'Red Walmart.'

ashlinnhi • 20 February 2015 at 10:47 PM

58.
Say "Boo! Did I scare you?" to one of the salespeople until they get annoyed, then carry on to someone else, then repeat~

Deleted • 20 February 2015 at 10:49 PM

59.

Throw pancake mix into people's eyes 😈

ashlinnhi • 20 February 2015 at 11:08 PM

60. 😱
Start nudging random people, especially at the counter, and just keep doing it...