10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

happycant2 • 4 March 2021 at 2:36 PM

216. (maybe)
Bring (or steal) A hot glue gun and do surgery on anything soft : O Let's see how good a surgeon you are xD

powgal15 • 5 March 2021 at 11:41 AM

@sheepfox Use a frying pan and fry the volunteer outfits

Deleted • 5 March 2021 at 11:48 AM

Rob their bakery and dance on the checkout area

powgal15 • 5 March 2021 at 11:49 AM

Sell out their TP 😸

Deleted • 11 March 2021 at 7:08 PM

Dress like an employee, bring a mop and bucket filled with chocolate milk, then "mop" the floors.

happycant2 • 15 March 2021 at 11:11 AM

221. Dress up as a baboon, bring a real lion, stand on a check-out lane and yell just one thing. "SIMBA"

(Tbh you'd get kicked out for just having a lion,,,)

powgal15 • 15 March 2021 at 12:21 PM

222. Lick all the Pop Tart boxes because THEY'RE CRAZY GOOD

happycant2 • 15 March 2021 at 12:54 PM

223. Drink all the koolaid because oH yeHAH

powgal15 • 15 March 2021 at 1:07 PM

224. Start singing Old Town Road in the bathroom

happycant2 • 15 March 2021 at 1:28 PM

225. Dress up as a cowboy and start a gunfight

powgal15 • 15 March 2021 at 1:32 PM

226. Bring an army of Pokemon fans raid the pokemon section

Deleted • 15 March 2021 at 2:48 PM

227. Say something politically or generally controversial on the announcer

happycant2 • 16 March 2021 at 8:26 AM

228. Release gas into the microphone.
(i-?? has someone said this before lol)

shirothekittehlover • 16 March 2021 at 8:28 AM

229. Release a bunch of Machinedramons and Mega Mewtwo Xs to destroy everything in the area

powgal15 • 16 March 2021 at 12:12 PM

230. Run into the store and just yell ATTACK HELICOPTER

Deleted • 16 March 2021 at 5:45 PM

231. Dress like an employer this time and start telling off the workers

distorted • 18 March 2021 at 1:04 AM

232. Scream "EVERYONE, GO SHOP AT WALMART" into the microphone

shirothekittehlover • 18 March 2021 at 2:51 AM

233. Say "TARGET SUX [insert department store name here] RULEZ" right in the manager's face

happycant2 • 18 March 2021 at 1:58 PM

234. Pretend you're a new recruit and ask to speak to the manager. Start work by eating all the groceries like a good employee should ✧( ु•⌄• )◞◟( •⌄• ू )✧

powgal15 • 18 March 2021 at 2:02 PM

235. Make a PaF reference. "DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST" *points at Target* "HEY!"

athanasia • 18 March 2021 at 2:30 PM

236. Tackle all the customers and workers and scream, “And his name is John Cena!!!!” At their faces and in their ears

Mwahahaha

boba • 19 March 2021 at 10:35 AM

237. Eat everything

moonlight24 • 30 April 2021 at 2:45 PM

238. Slap every customer and yeet them out the window, while stealing two frying pans running around banging the pans and slam it in the employee's heads

44.
buy a tiny FNAF plushie and go around saying "THEY'RE IN THE VENTS MIKE"

OMG- LOLLL

athanasia • 30 April 2021 at 2:56 PM

239. Take everything out of the aisles and put them into the target carts, go to the checkout area “buy them” then return them 2 secs later and ask to speak to the manager about fraud products *-*

moonlight24 • 30 April 2021 at 2:58 PM

240. Get instant noodles, cook 'em up in the bathroom on hot water, and spill it. EVERYWHERE.

241. Grab a large banana bunch, peel them and smack EVERYONE.

happycant2 • 30 April 2021 at 3:04 PM

242. Buy all the butter, run home WITH the butter, go back to target, and annoy everyone in the dairy aisle by asking where all the exotic butters went 😊

moonlight24 • 30 April 2021 at 3:07 PM

243. Say if somebody says that, "Ennard ate them- they're still restocking-"

244. (Inspired by 226. Bring an army of Pokemon fans raid the pokemon section) Bring a nintendo switch with the pokemon game on, rob a mic, and make the pokemon music blast into it at full volume

shirothekittehlover • 1 May 2021 at 9:06 PM

245. Blast the Digirap song OUT LOUD. With a megaphone. And a bunch of gigantic speakers. At max volume. Oh and make sure the song is glitched out too,for max earraep!

Deleted • 1 May 2021 at 9:30 PM

246. Scream “Weird Al” Yankovic songs into the mic at the top of your lungs.
247. Bring your Listrick with you! What could possibly go wrong?! 😃

moonlight24 • 2 May 2021 at 2:04 PM

248. Bring 18 confetti poppers, screaming "Happy Early/Late Target Birthday!"