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wolfspike23 • 28 September 2019 at 9:49 PM
Stand on a counter holding a wooden spoon and a bowl helmet, and yell, "BOW TO ME, PEASANTS!"
beta • 29 September 2019 at 12:49 AM
Fling cups at the cashier
decay • 14 October 2019 at 6:41 AM
Push random items in your cart until it gets overfilled then return themThen repeat
jlya • 25 October 2019 at 2:28 PM
Have a Nerf war with everyone you know running around and shooting rubber arrows at all of the targets inside.
snom • 9 December 2019 at 6:46 PM
re-alphabetize the cd's in electronics, while headbanging and playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (bonus points: braid hair & tie bandanna around head!)
raccoon • 9 December 2019 at 6:50 PM
Creepily sit in the books section, smelling the pages and hiss at anyone who walks by.
jello • 9 December 2019 at 7:16 PM
racing toy cars on the conveyor at the checkout machine
meisawesome • 9 December 2019 at 8:24 PM
Lick the employees
jello • 9 December 2019 at 9:02 PM
@meisawesome wipe the employee down quite enthusiastically after licking them
skyfall4 • 9 December 2019 at 10:37 PM
@meisawesome @jello Grin maniacally while spraying water on the employee and wiping them like a window.
jello • 9 December 2019 at 10:45 PM
@skyfall4 au ee au ee au ee (window sounds)
meisawesome • 13 December 2019 at 9:33 PM
Just smile at the customers/staff creepily
jello • 13 December 2019 at 10:00 PM
push fellow customers into the freezers
meisawesome • 13 December 2019 at 10:10 PM
Take one of the speakers and blair despacito on it and drive everyone insane
jlya • 17 December 2019 at 5:28 PM
Poor glitter everywhere and start making glitter angels. 😈Take friends and bring extra glitter for more fun!
apple_dumpling • 19 December 2019 at 10:55 AM
Release a pack of feral raccoons into the store
xxspiriteaglexx • 12 February 2020 at 11:48 AM
Take all the milk and cereal and dump it everywhere
kayuubii • 12 February 2020 at 12:30 PM
Complain how there’s a little bit more milk in one bottle than another yet they’re the same price......
crystalrainbow95 • 7 August 2020 at 3:18 AM
Shout at full volume 'WHY IS THERE A SPECK OF DUST HERE?' over and over again, when really the floor is perfectly clean.
ravensong • 12 August 2020 at 9:33 AM
Rave about competing stores and hand out Walmart coupons.
wolfspike23 • 28 August 2020 at 11:59 AM
come in in a dinosaur costume and scare little children
jb092 • 28 August 2020 at 1:54 PM
wear a white shirt and splatter fake blood on it. go to target and run around with a knife and chase people while yelling "i'm going to kill you!"@jlya (you gotta check this topic out)
distorted • 28 August 2020 at 11:45 PM
@jb092 uhh the knife is plastic right?
jb092 • 29 August 2020 at 1:49 PM
@distorted nope! plastic knife ruins the fun of it.
wolfspike23 • 29 August 2020 at 2:55 PM
Somehow get on the speakers and blast music on it.
nightslayer300 • 29 August 2020 at 11:49 PM
Push over another person's cart (I haven't checked if this one has been used already but it probably has)
Deleted • 30 August 2020 at 1:23 AM
Live in the store like it's your second home... buy all that you need, sit in a corner, get comfy and spend the whole day watching people pass by. Come back the next day with more items, sit back in your corner, and play games.
jadeikamono • 12 November 2020 at 6:01 PM
put one of their frozen turkeys under your shirt & pretend to be pregnant when you try to exit the store
ravensing • 12 November 2020 at 8:57 PM
Try shoe on and put them all away in the wrong box in the wrong sections
nellymoose118 • 13 November 2020 at 7:13 AM
Get a camera & binoculars, and narrate people like a wildlife documentary.