10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

cho • 2 May 2021 at 3:09 PM

249. Pretend you are one of the employees and take the employee vest, page things that people don't care about like the weather, give wrong directions if people ask

moonlight24 • 2 May 2021 at 7:09 PM

250. Gather all your dog's poo to splat over target

boba • 2 May 2021 at 7:41 PM

251. Raid the food section and eat all the stock XD

shirothekittehlover • 3 May 2021 at 5:38 AM

252. Throw marbles and legos all over the floor

boba • 3 May 2021 at 10:08 AM

253. Yeet bouncy balls at everyone.

happycant2 • 3 May 2021 at 10:15 AM

254. bring balloons and helium. Fill up a BUNCH of balloons with helium and let them all fly up to the ceiling. Also hand them out to random children.

255. Inhale helium and steal the microphone. Just shout random things idk

moonlight24 • 4 May 2021 at 2:24 PM

256. Get a butter knife, purple paint, a portable speaker and an iPad, blast the man behind the slaughter music, pretend to be afton

happycant2 • 4 May 2021 at 2:37 PM

A BUTTER KNIFE HSUJFIOJEF

257. Steal betty crocker cake mix and kool-aid. mix them and ask why your cake is weird. Proceed to throw the weird concoction at people ^w^

singasong99 • 3 August 2021 at 5:13 AM

258. Three words: shopping cart race.

Deleted • 4 October 2021 at 6:29 PM

259: Rickroll everyone.
260: Pretend to be MrBeast and offer 2 million dollars to anyone who buys out the entirety of an aisle.
261: Yell “FOOD FIGHT!” and watch the ensuing chaos.

mnvt9 • 30 November 2021 at 2:30 AM

262. Knocking over all the tech displays
263. Go into the sauce aisle/area. Open every single bottle, squirt them all over the floor, then ride shopping carts through the sauce.
264. You know those giant cages with all the bouncy balls? RELEASE. THE. BOUNCY. BALLS.

Deleted • 1 December 2021 at 10:23 AM

265: Come bursting through the doors with all your best friends, grab a shopping cart each, fill each cart to the brim with stuff, then shove the carts with all your might out the doors across the parking lot. Repeat until you run out of carts or stuff to fill them with.

naturegirl1999 • 20 December 2021 at 9:04 PM

266: Say this is Kmart and plaster red Ks on any Target logos you see

toebeans • 28 December 2021 at 6:37 PM

267: throw milk over the isle and throw spinkles on every target label you find

powgal15 • 28 December 2021 at 6:41 PM

268: Raid the cookie isle with an army of people dressed as Santa

strawberry876272 • 23 July 2022 at 5:04 PM

269: raid the toy aisle, dress up the giant squishmallows and replace the mannequins with them.

hikanu • 23 July 2022 at 5:23 PM

270. Find a hole in the floor and spy on the people downstairs.

(And for those who may be curious, yes, I have been thrown out of a mall by doing this.)

stargaze • 27 July 2022 at 1:05 PM

271. Open all the food and spill it all over the floor until ants raid the store.

galactic_pigeon • 28 July 2022 at 9:52 PM

271. Move every item 1 aisle down to confuse all the customers

stargaze • 28 July 2022 at 9:56 PM

272. dress up as the manager and don't give any of the workers their pay

senkou • 29 July 2022 at 9:26 AM

273. wear ur pjs and sleep in their display bed for the whole day

stargaze • 29 July 2022 at 11:33 AM

274. Bring your dog there to rip up all the clothing >:]

twilightshine • 1 August 2022 at 4:03 PM

Spill soda all over the i-phones, then refuse to clean it up

strawberry876272 • 8 August 2022 at 4:23 AM

276
Licking the icecream tubs, & putting it back

nocutenameforme • 13 August 2022 at 2:51 AM

277. Grab all the finger paints you can carry, and begin painting the floor of each isle until a manager comes. When they get there, tell them you have been suffering from an artist block, and this has opened all sorts of new avenues for you. 😃