10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

carrotbae • 5 August 2015 at 11:59 AM

31. Ask what year it is and say "Suckers, your stuck in the 21th century" and "Havent you got the IPhone 36c yet"

gymnastics001 • 5 August 2015 at 6:41 PM

32. Try to do a perfect round-off back handspring in an isle and "accidently" knock into stuff and a person.


(It's happened 😋)

raccoon • 5 August 2015 at 7:37 PM

33. Set up one of the pools in the middle of an isle and throw a pool party.

lucid • 6 August 2015 at 1:06 AM

34. Go to the place they have the milk, and then try to juggle the cartons of milk.

mastergemma • 6 August 2015 at 1:13 AM

95.
Grab some of the Pokemon toys/products and pretend to be a Pokemon. When people try to capture you, start yelling 'you don't have enough badges to control me!'

gymnastics001 • 8 August 2015 at 11:03 AM

96. Climb up a shelf and stand on it and be the king of the... Target!

rustiscool • 8 August 2015 at 11:08 AM

97. Bring in your fluffy pet dog. That has rabies.

gummiey • 9 August 2015 at 9:49 PM

96.
Gather a bunch of air fresheners and smell a nearby person at the checkout and just gag and say, "Disgusting!!", to yourself but loud enough so the person can hear. Afterwards, just sniff them again and just be like, "My God, what's your problem?", but say it rather silently. Then, dump that bunch of air fresheners in their cart. If they take it out or ask you what you're doing just start uncontrollably wailing like a donkey at the top of your lungs. If this isn't enough, do it to all the other people you see at the checkout.

pupicorn • 13 August 2015 at 1:48 PM

@gummiey nice one. 😊

97.

1. Buy 4 pigs

2. Label then 1, 2, 3, and 5

3. Release them into the target

4. Sit back and watch Security look for Nr. 4

That'd most certainly get you kicked out, but maybe it wouldn't take as long if you just bought like, 20 or 30 pigs and released them all at once. :/

chocolatechip • 17 August 2015 at 10:43 PM

98.

Follow a person around, and every time they try to pick up an item, explain to them that using said item is a sin, and God will send them to...for using such an item. Every item, every time.

Happened to me once, but only with cookies. IDK why. :?

sheepfox • 20 August 2015 at 11:10 AM

99. Sneak up behind someone and say "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR MOMS UNDERWEAR?"

audrei9 • 20 August 2015 at 10:06 PM

100.
hit the fire alarm and scream.

ashlinnhi • 21 August 2015 at 3:46 AM

101. When anyone is speaking, nod your head, as if you're deep in thought, while saying "Hmm, yes, I understand..."

chocolatechip • 22 August 2015 at 10:15 PM

102. Put on as many pairs of underwear as you can over your clothes and go around asking people "does this make my but look fat?"

ashlinnhi • 23 August 2015 at 6:49 AM

XD
103. When you get to the checkout, just stare at the shop person with a face like this: T-T

pupicorn • 24 August 2015 at 6:27 PM

104. Stand on top of the Candie Shelf and yell "I IS THE KING OF THE CANDIES!!!!!!" at the top of your lungs

firedawn • 25 August 2015 at 9:01 AM

105. Put TNT's around the whole place while saying "Transfer Not Trade"

ashlinnhi • 5 September 2015 at 10:30 PM

@firedawn And let's see how many Eggcave users there are XD
106. Sing really loudly and out of tune on purpose.

raccoon • 6 September 2015 at 8:17 PM

107. Open all the cookie packages and offer "Free Samples" and demand payment after they eat one.

ashlinnhi • 8 September 2015 at 7:40 AM

108. Grab a million items then go up to the customer service centre again and again, but only with one item each time.

sheepfox • 10 October 2015 at 9:20 AM

109. go around the store trying to catch people in pokeballs

ashlinnhi • 11 October 2015 at 12:15 AM

110. Dramatise everything you do as loudly as you can.

mastergemma • 11 October 2015 at 12:31 AM

111. Grab a toy dog and pretend that it's your seeing eye dog and when a staff member tells you otherwise, ask where the real dog went.

ashlinnhi • 12 October 2015 at 7:03 AM

112. Bring in a radio and play the really cheesy songs that almost everybody hates, to the full volume.

sheepfox • 26 October 2015 at 10:52 PM

113. grab tons of cats, put them in poptart costumes and throw them all over the place saying "WATCH OUT! THE NYAN CATS ARE INVADING!!!!"

tetraethylammonium • 26 October 2015 at 11:02 PM

I remember this game 😃
114. Run around throwing everyone down the stairs/escalators shouting "Sacrifice to the Stair God" ~ @rivetra4539 @theraveneous

ashlinnhi • 27 October 2015 at 7:32 AM

115. Sing parodies of really famous songs really badly. =3

pupicorn • 30 October 2015 at 10:13 PM

116. Bring a ladder and a long stick, and set up the ladder in the middle of the Target. If the ladder isn't tall enough to reach the ceiling, then go back outside and grab a rock, go back inside and throw the rock at the ceiling and yell "You can't fool me, you're just like the others!" At the top of your lungs. If the Target ceiling is low enough, than poke it with the stick and mutter, "Come on, Come on, I KNOW that there's a hole here SOMEwhere!" and frown. Then go to the front desk and say, "Excuse me, but can you please help me find the hole in your ceiling? It was there last time, and now gone." Frown, and then start bawling uncontrollably on the front desk persons stuff.

Maybe that's two different ways, but whatever.

sheepfox • 31 October 2015 at 12:07 AM

117. light a random girl's hair on fire and scream "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!!!!"

ashlinnhi • 1 November 2015 at 1:20 AM

118. Cosplay as any character, then walk around Target acting/imitating them exactly.