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raccoon • 4 August 2016 at 7:33 PM
@5eggs79 Fed!How do you organize a space party?You planet.
possiegal • 4 August 2016 at 9:36 PM
@5eggs79fed❤️JOKEDid you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar?They each got 6 months.
captaincookies • 4 August 2016 at 9:48 PM
@5eggs79I fed quackster.If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes, and a waist size of 38, what does he weigh?Meat.
faybaybay • 4 August 2016 at 9:54 PM
@5eggs79 Fed quackster! What do you call a baby monkey?A Chimp off the old block.
5eggs79 • 5 August 2016 at 1:21 AM
Sorry for being inactive! The tickets are updated, though you may want to check for mistakes. As always, thank you for everything! The jokes have been a delight to read, and quackster is enjoying being spoiled. I'm sorry if you wanted a personal reply to your post. I'm too lazy to reply to everyone, but if you'd like me to reply to you, please let me know and I'll do my best! 😊Also, as a reminder, today is the last day to get tickets. The raffle ends at 6 P.M. ETC, so get your tickets in before it's too late!
reality • 5 August 2016 at 3:02 AM
@5egg79Fed. Why did the dolphin do a belly flop? It did it on Porpoise. 😉 XD
Deleted • 5 August 2016 at 3:25 AM
@5eggs79 Fed quackster again ❤️Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."😃=5 tickets 😊
sorrow • 5 August 2016 at 9:55 AM
@5eggs79 Fed ❤️UGH I have the WORST time getting a job! My first job was at an orange juice factory. but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. The I went to work for the calendar factory. I don't even know why they fired me! All I did was take a day off. I soon then became a banker, but lost interest, so I when to work at my friends bakery. That same night it burnt down, and now our careers are toast.
ethereality • 5 August 2016 at 10:23 AM
@5eggs79 -fed quackster-i am on a seafood diet:Whenever I see food, I eat it.Sorry for lack of originality I just got that from my brother and it's horrible xD
purgatory • 5 August 2016 at 11:26 AM
@5eggs79 Fed quackster!!Here's a joke:How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Tentacles! Get it? Tentacles = ten tickles 😸
faybaybay • 5 August 2016 at 11:33 AM
@5eggs79 fed quackster!joke of the day:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?a stick.
ethereality • 5 August 2016 at 11:40 AM
*crosses fingers for any prize in between 1-8 or 100 CC*
5eggs79 • 5 August 2016 at 12:18 PM
All updated! Thank you so much for all the laughs. There hasn't been a joke so far that I didn't like. Also, there is less than 6 hours 'till the end of the raffle! Get your tickets in and don't miss out!Good luck everyone! I hope you all get what you wanted!
brad • 5 August 2016 at 12:24 PM
@5eggs79 Fed!What is brown and sticky?...A stick.
5eggs79 • 5 August 2016 at 12:30 PM
@o_o Haha. 😋 That was a great joke. It was simple, but funny. Thanks so much! Your tickets have been added. Good luck!
brad • 5 August 2016 at 12:32 PM
@5eggs79 Thanks 😋I'm starting to run out of jokes! Usually the little kids like that one.
ethereality • 5 August 2016 at 12:54 PM
@o_o haha brings back the kindergarten memories with that joke thanks ❤️
skymoare • 5 August 2016 at 12:59 PM
@5eggs79 fedthis is a true fact but I think it's funny as a joke it relates to one of my friends:Me: what go down but never comes up?Friend: my grades.Me: really!friend: yes!
say • 5 August 2016 at 1:26 PM
@5eggs79fed.What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?Taking a bite and finding half a worm. 😊
pufferheart • 5 August 2016 at 3:04 PM
@5eggs79 Fed quackster.Five men under one umbrella. Why did none get wet?It wasn't raining.
reality • 5 August 2016 at 3:54 PM
Good luck to everyone. I hope I win the grand prize tho. *crosses fingers*
ethereality • 5 August 2016 at 4:01 PM
Good luck everyone! ❤️ and most of all thanks @5eggs79 for doing this you are amazing ❤️ ~ I'm hoping for any prize in #1-8 ❤️
sek • 5 August 2016 at 4:27 PM
@5eggs79 i want to joinfed quackster
5eggs79 • 5 August 2016 at 5:48 PM
Just a couple more minutes for last-minute entries! All tickets so far have been recorded. Thank you so much for joining everyone, and good luck!(NOTE: I might me a little late with the actual drawing/results. Today is also my mom's birthday and she'll be home any minute now.)
izziebee1017 • 5 August 2016 at 5:51 PM
@5eggs79 Fed Quackster. 😊Joke:A woman saw her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach."Ha, that's not going to help!" She said."Sure it does," He said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers." XD
5eggs79 • 5 August 2016 at 5:54 PM
@izziebee1017 Your tickets have been added! Oh, and thanks for the joke. It really made me grin. 😋
izziebee1017 • 5 August 2016 at 5:55 PM
@5eggs79 Yay! 😃 I'm glad. 😋
brad • 5 August 2016 at 5:57 PM
@5eggs79 Well happy birthday to your mom!And good luck to everyone else who entered! 😃
5eggs79 • 5 August 2016 at 6:01 PM
The raffle is now closed! Thank you everyone for joining and good luck everyone! I'll let you guys know exactly how this raffle will work in a little bit, and then the drawing will begin (it may take a while though, so please be patient!) ~EDIT: Alright everyone! The draw will begin shortly, but first I need to do the preparations. So, how exactly will this raffle work. Well, each of you have a certain range, depending on when you entered and the amount of tickets you have (more tickets = greater range). For example, let's say the first person that joined has 10 tickets. This will make their range 1-10. The second person has 5 tickets, so their range would be 11-15, and so on.I will be using random.org to choose the numbers. I will enter the total number of tickets, press generate, and if the chosen number falls in your range, then you win the prize and that number is taken out of the raffle. You CAN win multiple prizes if you're lucky enough. 😉Right now I'm calculating the ranges, so please be patient!
sorrow • 5 August 2016 at 6:40 PM
Good luck everyone!