Hey Look! It's a Raffle! ~ WINNERS REVEALED

paw40320 • 31 July 2016 at 1:26 PM

@5eggs79 I'll join if there's still room! Fed quackster the Honk also, so 8 tickets please! Thanks!

raccoon • 31 July 2016 at 1:27 PM

@5eggs79

Fed quackster. 😊


How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

faybaybay • 31 July 2016 at 8:48 PM

@5eggs79 Fed quackster!

Joke of the day:

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?
A cocka-poodle-doo xD

5eggs79 • 31 July 2016 at 8:49 PM

Hey guys! (There are too many people, so I can't ping everyone.) Sorry for responding late, I was out for the entire day. I read through the thread and the tickets should be updated now. If I missed anything please let me know, thank you! 😊 Thank you so much for joining, and I love reading all your jokes, so thank you for all the laughs. I wish you all good luck in the raffle! 😃

pufferheart • 31 July 2016 at 9:40 PM

@5eggs79

I want to join! I fed quackster.

What is a cats favorite color?








Purrple

lenamilove • 31 July 2016 at 9:44 PM

@5eggs79 Whoops, I'm a night owl, always a bit late.

How did the therapist help the weeping willow?
He photosympathized with it.

spectaclenest • 31 July 2016 at 9:46 PM

@5eggs79 fed quackster! and here's a joke just for him:
what are ducks' favowite snacks?
cheese and quackers!! (groooooan)

5eggs79 • 31 July 2016 at 9:52 PM

@pufferheart @lenamilove @spectaclenest
Hey guys! I updated the tickets, if I made a mistake, let me know! Thank you so much for the jokes. I love puns. ❤️

elf • 31 July 2016 at 10:05 PM

@5eggs79
I'll join! 😊

Fed Quackster!

izziebee1017 • 31 July 2016 at 10:05 PM

@5eggs79

I would like to join! 😃 Fed Quackster. ❤️


The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

oscines • 31 July 2016 at 10:16 PM

@5eggs79
Fed Quakster
And here's a joke 😊


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

5eggs79 • 31 July 2016 at 10:17 PM

@leonx
Thanks so much for joining and feeding! You've been added to the list of contestants. Good luck! 😊

@izziebee1017
Thanks for joining! And that joke is hilarious. XD I think I've heard it a long time ago and I laughed so hard the first time I heard it, and I still love it now.

darigancitadel • 31 July 2016 at 11:29 PM

@5eggs79 I want to join! I've also fed Quackster!

Deleted • 1 August 2016 at 4:26 AM

@5eggs79

Feed quackster again!


How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!

😊

=another 5 tickets 😊

ladysaphire • 1 August 2016 at 5:21 AM

@5eggs79
I want to join 😊

Also fed Quackster \o

joke 1: How do you call a fish without an eye? FSH :B

ushafuse • 1 August 2016 at 5:31 AM

@5eggs79 Fed quackster!

And joke 2 vvv

What did the duck say when he walked into the bar?



Put it on my bill.

faybaybay • 1 August 2016 at 11:03 AM

@5eggs79 Fed quacky for the day 😊

Joke of the day:
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

say • 1 August 2016 at 11:18 AM

@5eggs79

Fed.
Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of corse, a house can't jump at all!

5eggs79 • 1 August 2016 at 12:24 PM

@darigancitadel
You've been added to the list. Thanks for joining! 😊

@jrw48
Thanks for feeding and for the joke! The ticket count should be updated. 😊

@ladysaphire Thanks for joining! 😊 And I've heard that joke before, but it's still funny and clever. (Though I don't think it works as well in print, because of the "eye"/"i" thing.) I've added you to the list!

@ushafuse Ah, I love that joke! Thank you so much. I've added your tickets to the ticket count! Let me know if I made a mistake. 😊

@faybaybay I actually didn't understand the joke at first, because when I first heard "my dog used to chase people on a bike a lot," I instantly imagined a dog riding a bike instead of a dog chasing people riding bikes. 😋 But it's still a great joke. 😊

@say Thanks so much for feeding and for the joke! I've definitely heard that joke before, but I still think it's very clever. 😊

hollena • 1 August 2016 at 1:27 PM

@5eggs79
I will join
Fed Quackster also

5eggs79 • 1 August 2016 at 1:36 PM

@hollena Thanks for joining! You've been added to he list! Good luck!

skymoare • 1 August 2016 at 1:40 PM

Hi @5eggs79

I fed quaksters and here is a joke

What do ducks eat for breakfast?


Milk and quakers!!!!

HAVE nice day

pufferheart • 1 August 2016 at 1:41 PM

@5eggs79

fed quackster again

What do you call a elephant on a pumpkin?









SQUASH!

lailaluckyseal87 • 1 August 2016 at 1:46 PM

@5eggs79 Fed!

Why did the chicken cross the road?



























To become the famous stupid joke X3

reality • 1 August 2016 at 1:56 PM

@5egg79

Fed! 😸
Why did the bird go to the doctors office.

To get a tweetment. 😉

5eggs79 • 1 August 2016 at 2:05 PM

@valleries1 @pufferheart @lailaluckyseal87 @panda9983

Love the jokes guys! Keep them coming! I updated the post. If I made a mistake, let me know! Good luck everyone!

anniee • 1 August 2016 at 2:07 PM

@5eggs79 The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. 😃

raccoon • 1 August 2016 at 2:37 PM

@5eggs79

Fed!


Where do fish store their money?

At the river bank!

5eggs79 • 1 August 2016 at 2:45 PM

@anniee Ahaha! XD Great joke!

@raccoon Love that joke! 😊 Thanks so much. Tickets have been added.

say • 1 August 2016 at 3:59 PM

Another random joke 😊

one night, i was at a restaurant and suddenly i really needed to pass gas, i noticed the music was really loud so i timed each one to the beat of the music. After a few songs i felt better but then i noticed everybody looking at me, that was when i realized i had my iPod.

@5eggs79
thought this one would be funny 😊