Hey Look! It's a Raffle! ~ WINNERS REVEALED

reality • 3 August 2016 at 3:10 AM

@5egg79

Fed.

Where do rivers sleep?

On a river bed. 😉

captaincookies • 3 August 2016 at 3:17 AM

@5eggs79

If there is still room, I'd like to join. I fed quackster, as well.

What is a jedi's favorite food?

Obi Wan Canolis.

sorrow • 3 August 2016 at 9:55 AM

@5eggs79
Fed!

A book just fell on my head!! I only have my shelf to blame

lailaluckyseal87 • 3 August 2016 at 9:58 AM

@5eggs79 FED

Want to hear a joke???




My l-

Love life 😋

ethereality • 3 August 2016 at 11:45 AM

-fed quackster

- Where should a dog go when it lost its tail?
A retail store

I'm sorry I'm bad with jokes >.<

brad • 3 August 2016 at 12:13 PM

@5eggs79
Fed!

What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.

inhabitant • 3 August 2016 at 12:16 PM

@5eggs79

Fed again ^-^

anniee • 3 August 2016 at 12:37 PM

@5eggs79 Fed quackster. 😊

Kid: *stubs his toe*
Dad: Do you need a toe truck?

😋

purgatory • 3 August 2016 at 12:49 PM

Fed the quakster @5eggs79

"Did you heard about the guy who got his left side cut off?? He's alright now"

skymoare • 3 August 2016 at 12:51 PM

@5eggs79


Fed

Why did the man faint when he walked into the bar?

say • 3 August 2016 at 5:16 PM

@5eggs79

fed.

why did the gum cross the road?

he was stuck to the chickens foot.

raccoon • 3 August 2016 at 5:51 PM

@5eggs79

Fed!


Why did Tigger have his head stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

darigancitadel • 3 August 2016 at 7:45 PM

Fed Quackster!

izziebee1017 • 3 August 2016 at 10:02 PM

@5eggs79

Fed Quackster.

5eggs79 • 4 August 2016 at 12:33 AM

Sorry guys. I was was away today. Thank you for everything! Your jokes have been amazing (as always) and the feeding is greatly appreciated (quackster is such a spoiled little duck). The tickets should be updated now, but I'd suggest double-checking your totals because I have been known to make mistakes! 😋

Deleted • 4 August 2016 at 3:11 AM

@5eggs79 I didnt know you could get more DX Ok heres a joke - Its long 😊

A teacher asked her student to learn his first 3 words so he went to his mum and asked what his first word was she was watching T.V so she said shutup. He than went to his dad and said what was my 2nd word? He said Micheal jackson because thats what he listnng to he than went to his younger brother and said what was my 3rd word? He was listning to the wiggles so said In my big red car. The next day he went to school an the teacher asked him what his 3 first words where so he said shutup she told him to go to the princibles office, When he got to the princables office she said who do you think you are? He said Micheal jackson when he was out of the princables office his frind said how are you going to get out of this so he said In my big red car!

Boy that was that long and I have anather long one for tommorow😊

reality • 4 August 2016 at 3:43 AM

@5egg79

Fed.

Knock Knock !
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Key!
Mike key what?
Help! I lost my key!

sugarsprig • 4 August 2016 at 3:55 AM

@5eggs79
I want to join!
Also fed quackster!

Deleted • 4 August 2016 at 4:31 AM

@5eggs79

Fed quackster again 😊


A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

=5 tickets

ushafuse • 4 August 2016 at 6:16 AM

@5eggs79 Fed quackster!

Did you hear about the bird that couldn't pass environmental legislation?













He was a lame duck.

purgatory • 4 August 2016 at 8:40 AM

@5eggs79 fed quackster!

Here's a pun/joke I made 😸

A Popsicle and a s'more we're reading scary stories together

S'more: and that's when the people melted into dust and never returned again

Popsicle: icecream when you said that!


Sorry it's kinda lame 😸


2+3=5 tickets (that's right, I can do math)

pufferheart • 4 August 2016 at 9:29 AM

@5eggs79

Fed

What is a cats favorite place to go?














The mew-seum

faybaybay • 4 August 2016 at 10:36 AM

@5eggs79 Fed quackster!

Joke of the day:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

brad • 4 August 2016 at 12:47 PM

@5eggs79
Fed!

I've got more of a riddle than a joke today. Hope that's okay.



On a farm there are 30 cows and 28 chickens. How many didn't?








Spoilers below!








10. 20 of the cows ate chicken.

This works a little bit better not being typed out, but eh, whatever.

say • 4 August 2016 at 12:49 PM

@5eggs79

fed.

which word in the dictionary is spelled Incorrectly?

Incorrectly. 😊

sorrow • 4 August 2016 at 1:27 PM

@5eggs79
Fed quackster!

My math teacher called me average! How mean!

(Get it? Because the mean is called the average)

ethereality • 4 August 2016 at 4:05 PM

@5eggs79

fed quackster ❤️

So I was at a wheat field one day and I thought it was pretty beautiful so I took a picture of the wheat field.

one word to describe the picture: grainy

skymoare • 4 August 2016 at 4:55 PM

@5eggs79

I fed

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

a tuba toothpaste

izziebee1017 • 4 August 2016 at 5:00 PM

@5eggs79

Fed Quackster. 😊

clbr6117 • 4 August 2016 at 7:12 PM

@5eggs79

fed featured. 😸